🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

How’s he going to move? He definitely doesn’t have the Ralphamobile anymore and AFAIK he’s lost all his identification to rent a truck. Are there rent-a-Mexicans hanging outside of hardware stores in Mexico?

He doesn't have anything. He's gonna hire an Uber Grande and pack his shitty computer and bowling trophy and cats into it and leave everything else for the lawndlordyer to deal with. He's a coward and all he knows how to do is beat a hasty retreeat.

 

[Braphamut]

Are there rent-a-Mexicans hanging outside of hardware stores in Mexico?

I hope so. He was sore and tired for MONTHS after having to move that flimsy hotel desk when he did the Rekieta interview.

I don't think he has the stamina to move that big plastic Alienware desktop all by himself.

 

[JhonVent]

I hope so. He was sore and tired for MONTHS after having to move that flimsy hotel desk when he did the Rekieta interview.

I don't think he has the stamina to move that big plastic Alienware desktop all by himself.

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Also, let us not forget that he has a gimp left arm now that is pretty much useless to him if he’s going to move.

 

[Oeselian Chad]

It would seem that the mic finally gave out. Rest in peace Roadcaster.

 

[lester]

Man, that last 2 minutes of his "show", classic - the rodecaster, the mic, all blown the fuck out. Pill poppin' pig confused as fuck. Haha

 

[Haru Okumura]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7FUBRXhW9k

Ryan Dawson is on with Cog right now confirming that Ethan fully no-showed him with no warning of any kind. Ryan even emailed Ethan asking if he had the time wrong and Ethan didn't respond.

"I was here, he wasn't."
"I'll give him one more shot then never do his show again."

Ryan is speculating that Ethan took too much Ambien and is currently unconscious. That makes four separate no-shows in just two days - unbelievable.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I knew a guy who was a successful securities trader even tho he was a chipper. Ralph can't even handle balancing eating Xanax and talking on camera for a few hours. Pathetic!

 

[FiveStarAce]

So, we are entering the hybernation era of the pillstream, where there aren't even pillstreams anymore. Good times.

 

[Die For Me!]

So, we are entering the hybernation era of the pillstream, where there aren't even pillstreams anymore. Good times.

We've been having daily pillstreams now that both the Trump and Ambien/sober grift are falling apart, it's just this boards refusal to clip Ralph's streams that is making it appear that way.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

We've been having daily pillstreams now that both the Trump and Ambien/sober grift are falling apart, it's just this boards refusal to clip Ralph's streams that is making it appear that way.

Even his pillstreams have become unfunny. Imagine my shock when I looked at the LoTY nominees and he wasn't even featured in the Sektur category.

I fear it is the end of days for our wrinkly pillpig.

 

[FiveStarAce]

The funniest thing would be if Ralph kept streaming and we all just stopped caring at all and left him in lolcow samsara

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Yeah all the veteran clippers have moved on to bigger game and even the casuals don't care.

Case in point: him jerking around like an elderly spastic and groaning "alwayzzzz" is fuckin hilarious but nobody cares.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph stream recap:

Mr. Ralph was initially very energetic and shouted at Cog and Andy Warski. He then pivoted to his son's mother Faith being a good mother in his opinion, before shouting at Harry Morris.

Ralph muted himself, screamed while muted then got up to walk out of his room, turned towards the window to the right for no reason and tripped and fell. He was last visible crawling on the ground to the left closer to his desk.

Courtesy of @DOORSTUCK in chat:


Ralph's stream is now a black screen both in the cutout for himself and the content, it is muted. Even super chats which say they were going to play music are not playing, so he muted everything.

EDIT: Here is the full sequence

 

[jewsernotfound]

it's rough buddy...early in the stream, while holding his head with two hands, he said "ambien...(chuckles) ambien is fucking with me"

 

[Axiom.]

https://rumble.com/v66uwbv-killstream-dawson-attempt-2-cog-is-broke-and-a-rapist.html

Stream right now.

 

[jewsernotfound]

this nigger really just banned me in chat for giving accurate stream notes for someone asking.

SAD. PATHETIC.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

So is Ralph dead, or just getting evicted? (I know, it's never dead...)

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Here is the video of him crawling after falling. If you look closely at the gif above you can see he had a wooden chair to replace the broken one which he took out when he tripped and fell. I will get a full clip in a moment.

This was the last sign of him on camera about 25 minutes ago. Hopefully he got up off camera or is just sleeping right now.

EDIT: Full sequence:

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

So, with the stream being a silent black screen, in gunt chat we came to the conclusion that if the stream is still online and dead for 48 hours, Ethan Ralph is officially dead, so I declare the start of the DRT (Dead Ralph Timer), which lasts 48 hours

 

[TV's Adam West]

This would be the most fitting but anticlimactic end.