🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

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Ralph is becoming one of the gluttony demons from Dante’s Inferno.

Based reference

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph will look like this once his titty bursts.

 

[Raven-621]

Ralph will look like this once his titty bursts.

“Ah’m nawt a spawn, akshully. My heaving, obscene rolls of mutated flesh are signs that ah’m favored bah da gawds if yoo wanna kno da troof about it!”

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

“Ah’m nawt a spawn, akshully. My heaving, obscene rolls of mutated flesh are signs that ah’m favored bah da gawds if yoo wanna kno da troof about it!”

it's God's plan

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

He looks double his age.

HE DOES NOT LOOK 140 YEARS OLD YOU GUNT SLAPPER

 

[Law]

HE DOES NOT LOOK 140 YEARS OLD YOU GUNT SLAPPER

He looks ancient and ageless, a gunt out of time

 

[SparklyFetuses]

Clip of Ralph's triumphant return
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EDIT: he came back a second time to turn off the stream
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The kitty's face, tho.



Also, whoever makes a Johnny Bravo version of this shit receives a cookie.

 

[World Star]

I'm certain if Ralph were to fully give up drinking and pills (or just lose access to them for a significant enough time) if his enough of brain is able to process the amount of shame and embarrassment it would be too much for him to handle.
Luckily for Ralph I think he has done enough damage so that even the concept of shame is too complex for him to conceptualize though unluckily for Ralph I think at the rate things are going his heart will give out on him within the next 3-4 years.
Sooner still if he somehow ups his drinking and pill popping or just accidentally kills himself while blacked out drunk.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The Baron had class

We need a complete history of how Ralph's body was fucked up over time

Simple. Ralph is the embodiment of "You are what you eat".

 

[Amuro Ray]

The Baron had class

We need a complete history of how Ralph's body was fucked up over time

Did anyone ever figure out how he lost all that weight a couple years ago then gained most of it back? I really want the story there. There was a brief period where he looked surprisingly healthy (by Ralph standards, not by ordinary human standards) before he turned into whatever the fuck just appeared out of the void this week.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Did anyone ever figure out how he lost all that weight ...

Poverty.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Simple. Ralph is the embodiment of "You are what you eat".

Well, that explains it. He eats tumors.

 

[Amuro Ray]

I'm certain if Ralph were to fully give up drinking and pills (or just lose access to them for a significant enough time) if his enough of brain is able to process the amount of shame and embarrassment it would be too much for him to handle.
Luckily for Ralph I think he has done enough damage so that even the concept of shame is too complex for him to conceptualize though unluckily for Ralph I think at the rate things are going his heart will give out on him within the next 3-4 years.
Sooner still if he somehow ups his drinking and pill popping or just accidentally kills himself while blacked out drunk.

Sadly none of his poor decisions have prevented him from propagating his genes forward on two separate occasions with two different women. You may not like it but Darwin's theory of evolution has colluded with it degenerate modern society in a way that makes the ragepig's genealogy more successful than most other males because most other males will only impregnate a single woman. We're living in the Idiocracy timeline.

 

[Niggernerd]

Did anyone ever figure out how he lost all that weight a couple years ago then gained most of it back? I really want the story there. There was a brief period where he looked surprisingly healthy (by Ralph standards, not by ordinary human standards) before he turned into whatever the fuck just appeared out of the void this week.

Aids
Edit: also likely ate nothing but fiber since that's most of mexican food. Gaining it back once he did nothing but eat junk food and bread via tortas

 

[lester]

Poverty.

That and mexican ozempic. I mean c'mon, the guy's a pill poppin' pig. Of course he took whatever's the easiest way.
Willpower...yeah right, with his one torta a day "diet". Really.
He'll gain it back along with some with some sweet gastrointestinal payback from that shit for sure.

*Better stock up on them XL Depends Ralphy boy.

 

[Windy Moors]

He looks double his age.

And double the weight he tells people.

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Ralph is becoming one of the gluttony demons from Dante’s Inferno.

That's just Chantal/Foodie Beauty.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

When the celestial bodies all align he shall mutate into his final pigmageddon form.
Abandon all hope, ye' who a-log here.

 

[EggImpregnator]

Why doesn't any bring up the fact Ralph's old emails got exposed and he had a gay lover who died of kidney failure in 2012

 

[TEA 3HF]

what a hell of a way to find out he and Milo are still alive. Such a misfortune.

Why doesn't any bring up the fact Ralph's old emails got exposed and he had a gay lover who died of kidney failure in 2012

post receipts or kill yourself you faggot.

 

[Carl Smallwang]

Its like a trail cam of a wild boar rooting for truffles.