🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Mr. Manchester]

I know he fakes his goal numbers sometimes, but I think he hits it seventy five percent of the time. He only does it because we make fun of him for being broke and it is effective at keeping his dent heads involved. That being said, if I had to beg my clients for money every time I did some work for them, I would have killed myself long ago. Just the cringe factor of rattling your can every hour that you are "working" makes my teeth hurt

All I know is that Ralph is funnier when he has money than when he doesn't. When Ralph has a bunch of disposable income he goes out and does stuff like getting beat up in Portugal.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

All I know is that Ralph is funnier when he has money than when he doesn't. When Ralph has a bunch of disposable income he goes out and does stuff like getting beat up in Portugal.

Disposable income??? or criplling debt???

 

[Drunkensailor]

All I know is that Ralph is funnier when he has money than when he doesn't. When Ralph has a bunch of disposable income he goes out and does stuff like getting beat up in Portugal.

Cannot agree with you more, all these faggots that revel in his poverty actually hate him. I am here to laugh at him and he needs money to do his corn producing events like the bowling/wrastle-wrastle debacles. Gunting around the world is always amusing however, his pure elation at the trainwreck events and the first-hand accounts are my favorite.

 

[Telemeter]

All I know is that Ralph is funnier when he has money than when he doesn't. When Ralph has a bunch of disposable income he goes out and does stuff like getting beat up in Portugal.

That's nothing to do with money at this point, though, he's bitch made and he's scurrd now.

Remember, all those trips, Portugal I and II, the trip to Rome, the live streams in DC, trips to Texas and Vegas, etc. They were all Ralph experimenting with going outside for the first time ever in his 35 years of life as a shut in, just after mommy died, and no longer had someone to take care of him.

Previous to that he had a trip to London for Nora, and a few outings with Warski, and then straight back to mommy.

He very quickly found out that his rage-pig amerimutt phenotype is not able to survive anywhere but indoors and all he can do among normal people is embarrass himself and best, and get beaten to a pulp at worst.

That's why he doesn't Gunt Around the World anymore, not because of lack of money, though that doesn't help, but because hes afraid. I mean, the last time he tried it, he denied the name his daddy gave him 3 times and then was banned from America for half a year.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Cannot agree with you more, all these faggots that revel in his poverty actually hate him.

There's actually a sweet spot where he's too poor to travel efficiently, but desperate to flex what little wealth he does have.

That's how we get neuropathy layovers, stolen murses and soypogging at a steak.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

There's actually a sweet spot where he's too poor to travel efficiently, but desperate to flex what little wealth he does have.

That's how we get neuropathy layovers, stolen murses and soypogging at a steak.

The beauty of that is any wealth exceeding that naturally trends toward it. When he has a shit ton of money it gets spent on gay looking sunglasses, purses and other stupid shit. Ralph winning the lottery would be a sight to behold.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Disposable income??? or criplling debt???

“Crippling debt? I’ll never pay a single dime back as a matter of fact!”

That's why he doesn't Gunt Around the World anymore, not because of lack of money, though that doesn't help, but because hes afraid. I mean, the last time he tried it, he denied the name his daddy gave him 3 times and then was banned from America for half a year.

Even in Portugal random alogs still posted pig sightings.



Also as funny as this photo is he’s somehow aged decades since Portugal.

 

[Telemeter]

Also as funny as this photo is he’s somehow aged decades since Portugal.

That's another thing, Ralph's getting old, about to be 40. But he's not just getting old, he's aging fast and poorly. He already looks older than both his parents when they died, has a bad hip, a gimp arm, and can barely muster enough strength to get out of bed, mostly just for long enough to get to his chair.

The beauty of that is any wealth exceeding that naturally trends toward it. When he has a shit ton of money it gets spent on gay looking sunglasses, purses and other stupid shit. Ralph winning the lottery would be a sight to behold.

At this point he's probably too chronically tired and scared to really do anything noteworthy. Would probably just hold endless Pillstreams till he dropped dead, cause it's what's "safe" to do.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

There's actually a sweet spot where he's too poor to travel efficiently, but desperate to flex what little wealth he does have.

That's how we get neuropathy layovers, stolen murses and soypogging at a steak.

Correct, he needs just enough to be able to put a lot of effort into looking like he has more.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Disposable income??? or criplling debt???

Yes.

 

[AnOminous]

When he has a shit ton of money it gets spent on gay looking sunglasses, purses and other stupid shit.

But then it's hilarious when he gets beaten up and has his gay ass purse stolen.

Correct, he needs just enough to be able to put a lot of effort into looking like he has more.

He's the kind of begunted idiot who'd spend his last $500 on a purse and then have nothing to put in it.

 

[Die For Me!]

3/11/25 - Ralph Pwns Thorps, Plans Potential Murder-Suicide of Vicious Vickers and The Raping of His Wife
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Today's show starts off with an epic battle between a man who sees his daughter every day VS a man who will never see his daughter again (0:00), Ralph begins his battle by shouting the forbidden chant for users on Kick or Youtube, both of which are platforms the Thorps use to broadcast their pointless lives (0:05), The Thorps call-out the marks Ralphs sunglasses have left on his face, a mark that would only appear if you were wearing sunglasses two sizes too big to hide your pigmentation all day and all night. Ralph admits he does in fact wear eye absconders all day indoors while trying to steer the conversation back to getting the Thorps account deleted by shouting nigger (0:40), After getting verbally stabbed through the bifurcation by Grace via being reminded he ran away from a self proposed fight with a girl, Ralph uses his last west memphis nigger card to defeat the Thorps (1:10), "W" the Thorps are replaced with a stairway to hell (1:20), Ralph reveals how he planned this galaxy brain attack (2:30), Ralph celebrates his victory with an incredibly embarrassing hog dance (5:20), "Even @Haru Okumura says ah win!! You're welcome sweet heart!!" (5:35), Ralph takes a walking stick and uses it as an air guitar (5:45), "Squeal like pig, boy!!!" (6:25), The severity of Ralphs Tranny Hunch is spotted once more (6:35)

Ralph would later be chatting with someone on that there computer box, tacking away loudly at a keyboard two sizes too small for his hooves whilst exhaling very loudly. To Ralphs, dismay, he forgot to keep the TV on for his audience. As such, someone in his chat called him out for the dead air and Ralph would become extremely upset (0:25), "If I have that much dead air it's because something thuper therial is going on" (0:40), Ralph brags that his show pays the child support, amongst other things like human trafficking victims (1:40), Ralph gets called out for his permanent neck waddle, retorts that it's actually a great waddle free neck if you want to know the truth about it its probably you who has waddle neck plus he just lost 110 pounds while sitting in a motel room for 10 days what now gaylog? (2:20), Ralph retorts that drinking water fills your stomach up with water (5:30), "some people can't stand the feeling of hunger, to me it builds character" (7:20)

Ralph would immediately call in air support for a gunt guard to hold his hand and soothe his nerves through these incredibly anxiety inducing times, todays caller? "LP" or, that anonymous Germanic caller from Ralphs FAKE RAPE!!! stream
Ralph reveals the open secret of how to troll him (0:20), Ralph glorifies a negro that couldn't even read (2:30), Ralph takes incredibly conservative swigs from his pink sippy cup with very little liquid remaining inside (12:40), Ralph declares himself the OG of underground radio by broadcasting google hangout links in 2014 (13:25)

Ralph states 2023 Grace was a Rape, but now she's an abscond (4:15), "It's time to clean-up the Sektur" (7:30), Ralph wants everyone to know if he ever shills for israel, the old ralph is dead and he needed the money badly (15:00), Ralph agrees that brain dunn is the most successful family man in the sektur (21:10), "We need Brian, We need Persip, We need Godwinson, We need the Ralphamale-- The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse to finish the job on this motherfucker [Vickers]" (23:00), "And by god it's going to end in a big bang, and you can take it however you want to take it" (23:50), "I have the perfect ending to all of this, it's going to happen and it's going to happen live on the Killstream" (24:00), "Vickers is going to be sorry he ever fucked with me... And that's not a threat, i'm just supporting content coming your way, Vickers" (24:50), "Ralphamales a lady man and... that's all im saying" (25:20)

Since Ralph has co-signed viewers to interpret these vague threats as anything we want, I personally believe that Ralph is planning to Murder-suicide Vicious Vickers after Raping Ms. Vickers live on the killstream. Let's take a look at more pictorial ebadance to further vindicate if das troo or das not troo:
"I told someone this would feed the Sektur all year. And it's going too. And it's going to end with the biggest bang you can imagine. I plotted this out like tripe H storyline." (0:10), Ralph points his hand at the camera and begins firing "boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom" (0:45), Ralph admits to having a pre-planned "Roadmap" for what's about to happen (1:10)

If that wasn't enough, here's Ralph retorting about how good it is to rape a woman, even revealing his favorite line to spit at his victims during rape:
"The anticipation is the best part, the builld is the best part... I mean when the climax comes I mean it's over, right? you wanna stretch it out....the anticipation.........that's the best part.....That's the real story telling...."

Ralph Becomes So Sober, He Appears Drunk​

If anyone asks you where you heard about Ralphs murder-suicide plot, tell them you heard it through the Rapevine:

Ralph bangs upon the war drums of the sektur, calling all troops to the frontline by voluntarily playing and singing every males favorite war-time song: Katy Parry's Yucatan Cuckolds California Gurls

Ralph ends the show by singing a hand picked Taylor Swift song, defending his love for TayTay by pretending he only knows a few songs and only respects the hustle despite singing it's lyrics from memory:

Bonus Retort by the Author: Did you know that the Ramona emote that was made during the Sober Spring used Katy Perry's hair that she debuted with following the release of California Gurls?

Just felt like I would disclose that for no particular reason whatsoever

 

[PhoBingas]

Ralph isn't a lemure, he's a dretch. Dretches are chaotic evil which fits Ralph perfectly. Lemures wouldn't dare disobey their hellish masters to go live in Meh-he-ko, bish. Look, it even has three tits just like Ralph.

Holy ol' fuck. You're totally right. I'm putting a Ralph Dretch in my next D&D game as a minor villain.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph is currently having an insane nightmare tier stream right now and I need hands on deck to record Ralphs voice right now because he sounds like he has no teeth + cotton mouth it is fucking unreal what the fuck. I am currently AFK someone please archive

https://rumble.com/v6qjj22-killstream-the-matthew-vickers-mega-cuck-marathon-live-from-the-beach.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp

 

[porkWellington]

To the Saint who clips, happening now (2 hours 51 minutes-ish on the steam), someone donated audio of someone having diarrhea. I don't think Ralph can hear any of the donor audio.

 

[MadStan]

When someone told me Ralph was fundraising to get crabs in Mexico I assumed he was at a whore house.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Ethan Ralph - The Diarrhea Monologue
part 1

part 2

Sorry for the sound being bad, because Ralph use his computer's build-in mic and this is the best how I can fix it.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Holy ol' fuck. You're totally right. I'm putting a Ralph Dretch in my next D&D game as a minor villain.

Make it all bluster but killed in one hit

 

[PhoBingas]

Make it all bluster but killed in one hit

His lizardfolk underling / warlock will be the real brains and power of the operation.

 

[deeman]

This is a fed clone... i mean come on, he doesn't even have his trademark glasses, make better shit, feds!