🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Die For Me! said:
admittedly, i've been burnt out on the gunt lately and haven't been clipping as much, but this story Ralph told on yesterdays Keeelstream had to be clipped.
Watch as Ralph recounts a time where he AND his mom are literally CRYING THEIR EYES OUT watching a scripted WWE event
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he's misremembering. He was crying his eyes out because of a WWE event and she was crying her eyes out because she'd sired a big fat faggot.
 
Let's have a little fun. Before I watch that video, I'm gonna guess which match they were watching. I'm going to nail it down to three guesses, then watch and see.

1) Shawn Michaels fake-retiring Ric Flair at Wrestlemania

2) Eddy Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio, Summerslam Custody Match (don't ask or you'll end up a faggot like me)

3) Brock Lesnar fake-retiring Undertaker at Wrestlemania

Okay, let's see...hang on....

Oh wow you two predictable hillbilly motherfuckers. At least Salty Sandra had good taste in wrasslers.
 
Last frame from yesterdays stream - sorry Piggertits, that's a missed goal. You had an incredible run, hitting the goal 169 times without a miss - there has to be more than $100.000 in the piggy bank by now, considering the low cost of living and not having to spend a peso on booze, drugs or prostitutes. Sober Ralph's gonna be rich!
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Programming note: Ralph is trying to worm his way further into the Dabbleverse (which he said he'd take down) by trying to get on Kevin Brennan's MLC (Misery Loves Company) podcast. I don't think Kevin knows enough about the ragepig other than his Memphis Micro Hate Boner for Steel Toe, who Kevin says he is just over.

It sounds like Ralph was trying via his twitter, but Kevin's Twitter got nuked, so it's maybe over before it began. Kevin has been commenting about Ralph wanting to come on, during Kevin's show this week.

Also note Kevin generally pulls episodes and uploads them later to Patreon, so one for the clippers if it actually happens. Also I hope it doesn't happen. Ralph doesn't deserve an audience and Brennan is an angry but funny man.
 
O lord please hear my prayer. Please have Ralph seduce Matt Vickers's ex wife and move her in as his co-host in Merida. I will sacrifice a fatted calf for this.
 
Rage Pig said:
Last frame from yesterdays stream - sorry Piggertits, that's a missed goal. You had an incredible run, hitting the goal 169 times without a miss
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i remember during the dlive days of 2019, Ralph would always manage to hit a $100 goal, no matter how low it was, suddenly everyone would be donating come 11:45. At least that was believable. Maybe ralph should have changed the goal to pesos because if he was struggling to hit $100 a show in 2019, no way is he hitting $250 with 5% of the audienece today.
 
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