🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

If the Ralphatruck was still available he could try and freshen up the content with some outings. The best he can do rn is to waddle to the torta stand with his fucked up arm and ankle.

All that's left for a quick cash injection is to just pass out pilled up to the eyeballs while Horse Steppin' autoplays from a superchat.

 

[Um...]

It's almost like he's generated more hate.

He thrives on hate. Slurps it up like a lil piggy.

YUM.
What he can’t tolerate is what he’s experiencing right now, which is indifference. No one gives a shit, he can’t even get out of the 200s in viewers. He’s irrelevant. That’s what hurts the piggy.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

how lame Josh and Jim are for not doing weed and coke when they were 11 like him.

This horse is beaten to a thinly layer of blood on a pavement already, but Ethan Ralph is a living(for now) breathing(for now once again) walking PSA against drugs and narcotics. Also anti alcohol too

 

[Die For Me!]

admittedly, i've been burnt out on the gunt lately and haven't been clipping as much, but this story Ralph told on yesterdays Keeelstream had to be clipped.
Watch as Ralph recounts a time where he AND his mom are literally CRYING THEIR EYES OUT watching a scripted WWE event

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Watch as Ralph recounts a time where he AND his mom are literally CRYING THEIR EYES OUT watching a scripted WWE event

Holy shit what a faggot! lmao

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

admittedly, i've been burnt out on the gunt lately and haven't been clipping as much, but this story Ralph told on yesterdays Keeelstream had to be clipped.
Watch as Ralph recounts a time where he AND his mom are literally CRYING THEIR EYES OUT watching a scripted WWE event

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he's misremembering. He was crying his eyes out because of a WWE event and she was crying her eyes out because she'd sired a big fat faggot.

 

[Mahavitchnu Orchestra]

Let's have a little fun. Before I watch that video, I'm gonna guess which match they were watching. I'm going to nail it down to three guesses, then watch and see.

1) Shawn Michaels fake-retiring Ric Flair at Wrestlemania

2) Eddy Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio, Summerslam Custody Match (don't ask or you'll end up a faggot like me)

3) Brock Lesnar fake-retiring Undertaker at Wrestlemania

Okay, let's see...hang on....

Oh wow you two predictable hillbilly motherfuckers. At least Salty Sandra had good taste in wrasslers.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

2) Eddy Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio, Summerslam Custody Match (don't ask or you'll end up a faggot like me)

This match was kino and the entire buildup was hilarious. Eddy was magnificent as the unhinged "papi" of Dominic.

 

[Mahavitchnu Orchestra]

This match was kino and the entire buildup was hilarious. Eddy was magnificent as the unhinged "papi" of Dominic.

Agreed. Performers like Eddy G make it worth taking shit for appreciating the Sport of Kings. IYKYK.

 

[AltisticRight]

Watch as Ralph recounts a time where he AND his mom are literally CRYING THEIR EYES OUT watching a scripted WWE event

Wrasslin is fake and gay, wrasslin is faker and gayer than Chinky cartoons.

 

[Rage Pig]

Last frame from yesterdays stream - sorry Piggertits, that's a missed goal. You had an incredible run, hitting the goal 169 times without a miss - there has to be more than $100.000 in the piggy bank by now, considering the low cost of living and not having to spend a peso on booze, drugs or prostitutes. Sober Ralph's gonna be rich!

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Why does Ralph wear sunglasses in the dark?

 

[Tiger Jack]

Why does Ralph wear sunglasses in the dark?

To hide the tears.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Why does Ralph wear sunglasses in the dark?

Because he got the shit kicked out of him for trying to pick up an underage hooker in Portugal (the first trip) and now his one eye is wonky. It's a mark of shame.

 

[Mahavitchnu Orchestra]

Wrasslin is fake and gay, wrasslin is faker and gayer than Chinky cartoons.

John Goodman is fake an...

...sorry wrong poster, carry on.

 

[ChiribiscoToo]

Why does Ralph wear sunglasses in the dark?

He's ashamed of his face, balding, fat, and gawk eyed

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Programming note: Ralph is trying to worm his way further into the Dabbleverse (which he said he'd take down) by trying to get on Kevin Brennan's MLC (Misery Loves Company) podcast. I don't think Kevin knows enough about the ragepig other than his Memphis Micro Hate Boner for Steel Toe, who Kevin says he is just over.

It sounds like Ralph was trying via his twitter, but Kevin's Twitter got nuked, so it's maybe over before it began. Kevin has been commenting about Ralph wanting to come on, during Kevin's show this week.

Also note Kevin generally pulls episodes and uploads them later to Patreon, so one for the clippers if it actually happens. Also I hope it doesn't happen. Ralph doesn't deserve an audience and Brennan is an angry but funny man.

 

[carl9987]

This is amazing

https://x.com/i/grok/share/Z12HaMczfthRsSNZhmzbPVGEK

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

If @theralph drops the Vickers docs on here that's a genuine W. I don't care what anyone says.

 

[Blue Gunty]

He's been saying that Ariana is a great person and says how she's been so nice. Has Ralph cucked Vickers? He's now Faith's Step Dad and Xander's Step Grandfather.