🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 277 71.8%

  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%
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    386
Mynameisdark said:
Each one of Ralph's "Fuck ___ Festivals" get less and less views, and relies on older and older dirt. For a self proclaimed muck raker all that Ralph is digging through is hardpan.
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On top of it this was a random idea piggy concocted in a moment of desperation to "hit da goal" which notorious payfag, Waffins, paid $140 for.
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FiveStarAce said:
The horse is an absolute super degenerate mega retard, BUT i really want to hear the Meigh account. Just imagine the stories she could tell.
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Meigh not airing Gunt's dirty laundry after fleeing the pig pen is by far the most brutal (and surprising) content cucking the sektur has ever experienced. It's a shame Harry has somehow managed to talk enough sense into her to lay low.

LiquidChrisRespecter said:
https://archive.is/iXejn :lossmanjack:
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Ethan Ralph, owner of online news site The Ralph Retort
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Gunt's in the clear, this is obviously a different Ethan Ralph.
 
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niggercattle said:
Meigh not airing Gunt's dirty laundry after fleeing the pig pen is by far the most brutal (and surprising) content cucking the sektur has ever experienced. It's a shame Harry has somehow managed to talk enough sense into her to lay low.
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Harry more than made up for Meigh's silence with pure kino trolling. The man alogged Ralph on a level few can match.
 
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3/21/25 - Ralph Desperate to Hear Ex-Wife's Voice Again, Wanted Dead by Nazi Group on X​
Da Players:
  • Ethan Ralph - Innocent centrist who has been attacked by the Nazis under false pretense, #FreeRalph!​
  • Helter Skelter Club - A Nazi Group Chat on X Ralph has pissed off​
  • "Pixie" - unknown UK girl of unknown age Ralph harassed for voice messages​
  • "andgraduallyi" - Member of Helter Skelter Pixie ran too for help, tweets + account under protection and was not archived in time (Sorreh A-lawgs!) ​
  • BobbyGrillions - Helter Skelter member that wants to swing Ralph from a tree Disco Elysium style​
  • Joahnaut - Helter Skelter member​
Today's show cold opened with troubling news that Ralph just pissed off an entire Nazi Group Chat on X that he was, up until starting the show, apart of. Although the story changes frequently as the show goes on, for now, the fact of the matter is this:
  • Ralph entered this chat under the good graces of someone else he knows​
  • The Nazis had a fly girl from the UK (age unknown) who performed a voice call service​
  • After putting up his end of the bargain and receiving excuses from the fly girl on why she won't whisper his name into a microphone, Ralph would go scorched earth and scare the shit out of her​
  • She then alerted the Nazis of what the Rape Pig said, which would then piss everyone off and commence today's retardation​
Ralph starts the show off on full damage control about pissing off the Nazis by stating how he's just such a sucker for UK accents if you want to know the truth about it (1:30), "Das whud ah want Ah want One. Hundred. Thousand. Twitter. Followers. Das what ah fucking want!" (3:05), Wanting to play around with a girl and get her to say his name was "just for fun" hahaha :) (3:30), Ralph reveals he was recording this entire time to upload to streamable and then put it in the Helter Skelter Club group chat as damage control (6:05), Sitting in a group chat with political extremists and attempting to sext all the girls inside is "normal internet shit" according to Ralph (6:40), A girl who Ralph wants us to assume is an adult is oddly crying her eyes out after losing her pet cat (7:55), "I'm more of a Goebbels than you mother fucker!" (11:05), "I wasn't simping... Like she offered this to me, because she-- I mean, I don't know I can't speculate on her mindset but... uh... no? It's-it's him simping... and just being enraged and i'm like okay? uh this is weird like what the fuck... eat a dick and die." (11:25)

After a song, Ralph begins a looping spree and reiterates everything he just said moments ago (0:00), Ralph attempts pignosis by telling his viewers to "focus on" all 3 ways to donate to him (3:00), Ralph confirms he's still trying to get into Daxs DMs by having Vito on the Fuck Warski Festival (10:25), "I just wanted to hear her accent" (13:05)

Later into the show, Ralph would admit he attempted to emotionally manipulate the girl by telling her the cat would not come back because it hates her (0:00), Ralph also admits he once again threatened to dox a girl he perceived as crossing him "I was just telling you how this could go, like if you keep sending these fucking freaks after me *starts gently knocking things around his desk anxiously*, like I have a whole squad of hard hitting niggas and-and-and they don't really... have much mercy" (1:05):


Later, Ralph would attempt to spin his failure to quit smoking into a badass W by playing a song that reminded him of the Fall of 2020. The song apparently played on his Spotify yesterday, and got him so sad he started smoking again, which then fueled his pure rage promo he posted on twitter:
Ralph fails at his attempt at quitting smoking for the millionth time (3:10), Ralph comments on how amazing his promo was yesterday, proceeds to play it and bask at how smart and well-versed he is at screaming and crying (7:10):


Revelations​
Ralph pretends he respects Nazis (0:00), Ralph told the Nazis where he will be in Las Vegas so they can hang him from the neck (0:40), "I-I said ah'd have a big black dude with a gun with me, which I wont I just said that 'cuz i knew it would make them sperg out hahaHAAA!" (0:50), The Nazis know about his warrant his Minnesota, to which Ralph states he paid a fine and its over now, which is not the truth about it (4:20), "I'd do it again" (5:00), Nazis are looking to shut his podcast down (7:55), After a long audio desync with his camera, it finally freezes (9:00), Pixie was so frightened of Ralphs threats she sent him what he wanted anyway despite everything (10:00), "Well how goods your OPSEC, sweetheart? 'Cuz you just told me blank city you're living in" (10:35), Ralph was only "talking shit" while threatening to Dox a woman for not giving him audio recordings to masturbate too (10:55), Ralph is so scared he hopped back into the chat and saw that literally everyone there is plotting to kill him (12:30), "But here's the days i'll be in Las Vegas, here's the event i'll be at, and so I welcome you to try and start some shit" (13:15), Ralph is asked by the Nazis why he is hiding in a shack in Mexico, Ralph retorts that he does not live in a shack despite zero ebadance of the contrary (14:00), Ralph fixes his camera but audio is still desynced (14:25), "Shut up nigga you ain't gonna do shit" (14:50), Despite people rallying support to prevent Total Pig Death and hitting the extendo, Ralph would sign off early anyways. Explaining he cannot do the promised movie night because he needs to have a bromance call with Persip. In reality, Ralph needed to be first in line to hate watch the DSP Kino Casino stream (23:30), Ralph states the goal has to be hit again tomorrow to do the movie night goal that was met today, but quickly changes his mind (24:00), Ralph is so gracious that he's only going to make tomorrows Fuck Warski Festival goal $350 (24:20)


So, now that Ralph revealed that he was once again being a disgusting rape pig monster, lets check on a few individuals from the Nazi Party on how they feel about the Rape Pig:
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Take a look at this incredibly safe-for-X retort by the Ralphamale, checkmark still intact, take that Nazis! :P
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link / archive grillions link / archive
Later, BibbyGrillions would upload a video stating he can't wait to swing Ralph from a tree:

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Survivors of Ethan Ralphs Violent Attack, We're Here for You!​
If anyone from the Nazi Party or Pixie herself is reading this, it would be to your benefit that Ralphs disgusting messages get posted online for all to see! Any Nazis who are also looking to assist in the global efforts of phonebooking Ralphs location so we can get the long awaited Africa Arc, please click here!

bonus clip:
Ralph does a Mic Drop. As in, his microphone stand literally falls onto the ground:
 

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