🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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He’s completely shittered and we have 4 hours before DSP. He’s already spent 20 minutes explaining how based upon a woman spread her pussy and asshole he knew she supported Palestine and agreed he’d stuck his thumb in her ass. I don’t see him making it.
 
He’s completely shittered and we have 4 hours before DSP. He’s already spent 20 minutes explaining how based upon a woman spread her pussy and asshole he knew she supported Palestine and agreed he’d stuck his thumb in her ass. I don’t see him making it.
Where’s the dsp stream going to be? If it’s on da keel stream we’re looking at a pillstream classic
 
He’s completely shittered and we have 4 hours before DSP. He’s already spent 20 minutes explaining how based upon a woman spread her pussy and asshole he knew she supported Palestine and agreed he’d stuck his thumb in her ass. I don’t see him making it.
Yes I believe he's taken a couple pills to loosen up for the big show tonight. He's slowed, reverbed, and looping.
 
Ralph watches Dragonball Z and goes Super Ape 3 and screams for 2-3 minutes until he's completely red in the face.
"Fuck all you motherfuckers, we're going to burn this whole fucking planet because it's worthless, that's why! Fuck you fuck you Burn in hell, die in hell, all you motherfuckers"
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I always fear the day Ralph figures out how to go Ultra Guntstinct
 
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Ralph is obsessing over salad tossing. RPG chimes in. Jesus wept!
 
KC showed a clip of him standing up during his pillstream on their show last night. His hump back is worse than ever, like really egregious. And his tiny skinny little t-rex arms, lol. Just the most wretched physiognomy on the planet. I wish I could stomach the sight of him long enough to go through the pillstream and get a screenshot but.. I can’t.
 
KC showed a clip of him standing up during his pillstream on their show last night. His hump back is worse than ever, like really egregious. And his tiny skinny little t-rex arms, lol. Just the most wretched physiognomy on the planet. I wish I could stomach the sight of him long enough to go through the pillstream and get a screenshot but.. I can’t.
Still 400-pounds thinner than lard and 10 IQ points above tard, even when completely plastered.
 
3/26/25 - Actors Wanted! Ariana Vickers Directed Live Soap Opera Announced

🚨 Ralph confirms he has completely lost any semblance of sanity, announces the need of a female actor to perform a live Soap Opera written by Ariana Vickers on the Killstream🚨:

Ralph Reveals New Rival @Karlstack, Debuts at #1
Ralph begins seething at the latest retorts from @Karlstack against America First that just so happens to have an entire section dedicated to him (0:00), "So I'm not gonna ask any questions when I go through your life day-by-day from now until the day I fucking die. Or the day you die" (1:40), Ralph admits he's still too retarded to archive anything of importance despite supposedly being a journalist for most of his online life (3:30), "And there was a reason why I was so cool with the Groypers for a long time, because I don't give a fuck *imitates slitting a throat* It's on for life: either you delete that tweet and apologize to me personally-- and even then its 50/50-- or I'm on your ass until the day you fucking die--or I die. One or the other." (4:55), "I don't care about myself, obviously" (5:25), "I wasn't yelling, I didn't go Rage Pig" (9:10), "I made a lot of money picking on the mentally disabled" (16:30), Ralph admits he once again misused a word in the thesaurus his daddy gave him (16:55), Ralph reveals the nazi group he pissed off last week is Blood Tribe (17:55), Ralph continues to try to excuse his depraved lust to hear a UK girls accent (18:20), "How many females are still in the chat?" (18:35), "Okay, you guys are gonna kill me? i-i'm really worried about that, just leave me the fuck alone honestly" (22:00), Ralph is still heartbroken over Nora (23:10), Ralph states the leaked audio of him threatening to beat his wife was actually him trying to hug May (25:00)

Ralph states he may be free to call May a stupid bitch again on April 18th (0:20), Ralph speaks for all women's enjoyment of getting a thumb stuck into their asshole (1:20), "Women like their assholes licked. And if they say they don't, they're lying." (2:50), "Women licked my ass for sure. That's great, have you ever had a woman lick your ass? I mean... That's a pretty great feeling actually. I've licked Womens ass too" (3:55), Ralph admits he's getting worked by DSP and doing it for free tomorrow (8:50), Ralph is still too broke to buy a new fucking mouse for his job (10:25), Ralph is backing away from talking about the Kino Casino on his show (14:40)

E-Daddy Issues
Ralph shoves chips in his mouth and audibly munches on them (0:55), Ralph and Cldo hollering match (2:15), Ralph got made fun of by a wrestler IRL, claims he was in "heel mode" (7:10), Ralph has a gay little binder with ticket stub ebadance to prove he stood in a parking lot and watched men touch each other (10:20), Ralph burdens us with new wrestling term "Smark" (13:30), Ralph is peacefully sunsetting his hopes of holding hands with Dax at Hackamania, will instead be attending a Luchador event in Mexico (19:20), Ralph admits he would be unable to control himself if Dax refused to hold his hand (19:30), Ralph is still butt hurt for not being allowed "in the ring" to enter Daxs home to scream and cry on a microphone (21:10), "I hate myself" (22:40), Ralph loves Dax like a brother (23:30), "I don't actually think they'll forgive me for what I did, and tha-that's kind of a hard pill to swallow to be honest. And i've swallowed a lot of pills" (24:45), "I have these sunglasses on, thankfully" (26:40)

Ralphs one weakness is that he tells the truth too much (8:25), Ralph reiterates the multiple goals he made up throughout the show in desperation to hit $250, including Ali Jamal super chat voice and seeing Persips Troo & Vindicated hairline (11:10), Ralph tells the story of how he was going to quit the business 5 years ago until a certain female individual gay-logged him into being a lolcow for eternity (11:35), Ralph hopes Podawful blows his brains out (19:15), Ralph genuinely believes Harry Morris told Podawful to leak the call (22:55), Ralph goes full do you understand mode and tells everyone that because his mommy died, he can take any form of torture (29:30), "Please god let me hit that goal, Please. God. Almighty, let me hit that goal" (31:20), Ralph gets bailed out with a single $98 dollar donation to watch a dragon ball z clip (35:40)

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Ralph Goes Super Saiyan
It's already been posted and memed about, but here's two alternative views of Ralph debasing himself to IP2 levels of desperation to hit the goal:

After the holler, Ralph would demand money to watch him drink water:


Ralph would finally end the show with revealing the supposed image of Persips hairline that is clearly a MS Paint edit. Ralph obviously was unable to tell due to the sunglasses glued to his head. He also "worked" Podawful into a phonecall, shouted Nigger, "won" and logged off. The original goal of reading @Karlstack 33,000 word retort went unfulfilled. Another scammed goal.
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Still 400-pounds thinner than lard and 10 IQ points above tard, even when completely plastered.
lol. He’s on a whole other level than a mere fat person like PPP.
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Add on the ever-growing back hump and tiny skinny lil arms and you have next-level deformity and visual offensity that no one else comes remotely close to. Oh and his brain is totally fried and pickled mush, way beyond Warski‘s level. Btw.
 
Ralph is threatening to show his dick in all it's glory on stream currently.

He hit the goal and pulled his pants down, his dick was off screen.
 
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