🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

He nearly dies at least four times a year, getting to the cusp of death by respiratory depression over and over again..

Could lack of oxygen to the brain for long periods of time be another reason for his brain functions to have gone the way of the dodo (not that they were ever that great in the first place) or does that already get included via “pharmaceutical misadventures”?

 

[AltisticRight]

Could lack of oxygen to the brain for long periods of time be another reason for his brain functions to have gone the way of the dodo (not that they were ever that great in the first place) or does that already get included via “pharmaceutical misadventures”?

Ralphagenetics.

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggertits marketwatch turned out to be a huge success! 245 viewers want to hear his opinions on financial matters. He's an expert on making money, has earned $28 in 4 hours.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Piggertits marketwatch turned out to be a huge success! 245 viewers want to hear his opinions on financial matters. He's an expert on making money, has earned $28 in 4 hours.
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Imagine taking economic advice from Ethan Ralph, a guy who had to piggyback off his wife's secured capital one card and whose most valuable asset is a fake cracker jack ring. That'd be like taking fitness advice from Ethan Ralph or dating advice from Ethan Ralph or advice from Ethan Ralph.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Imagine taking economic advice from Ethan Ralph, a guy who had to piggyback off his wife's secured capital one card and whose most valuable asset is a fake cracker jack ring. That'd be like taking fitness advice from Ethan Ralph or dating advice from Ethan Ralph or advice from Ethan Ralph.

That's a bold faced lie. It is NOT a fake cracker jack ring. It is a real, genuine, completely authentic cracker jack ring, pulled straight from the box by Ronnie Ralph, and passed down to his beloved son Ethan Oliver Ralph. Don't let me EVER catch you besmirching it's authenticity like that again, alog.

 

[alan thicke]

Pretty sure pawpaw is the one who pulled the ring out of the Cracker Jack box and that it passed through uncle Ralph because Ronnie couldn’t be trusted not to trade it for drugs or a flashlight to beat his wife with.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ronnie was objectively better than ralph:

• He won every fight he had with a woman (Sandra, Sadie, Ralph)
• He paid down his crackshack (unlike Ralph)
• He had TWO sons (Ralph, Evan)
• He had PLEANTY of sex, much more than ralph, hot&cold booty whenever he felt like it (Sandra, Ralph)
• He was stone cold and wasn't afraid to stab a mouthy bitch (Ralph)
• He died in the Country his daddy gave him, listening to Freebird, high on free drugs, living life on his own terms (unlike Ralph's miserable death next year on a clogged mexican toilet)

Ronnie was a drifter in California, Ralph downgraded to third world Mexican drifter.

Ronnie owned a crack shack in West Memphis, Ralph rents a cinderblock crack shack in Mexico. (Also judging from photos I bet Ronnie even built a good portion of, if not all, of his house)

Ronnie mailed schizo letters to Ralph that he received and read. Ralph’s mentally ill emails to Xander will go straight to the spam folder and never be read. (But I bet Ronnie and Ralph’s dead beat dad letters will have a lot in common.)

 

[Sloppa]

What's the betting line on the bpd pig hybrid overdosing before the years out? I fully expect him to melt into his busted ass computer chair live for the world to see. No way he doesn't go out like his old man.

It's rather sad to say this, but if Ralph is "lucky" he will have a serious but manageable health crises, like an increase in liver cirrhosis or hypertension III, something to make his self-perseveration instincts compete with his addictions (yes ralph even now you could "pull up", live a nice life, mend bridges and be a distant yet supportive parent to your children).
But Ralph being Ralph, he will wake up one night, with a blinding headache and feeling deathly nauseous, he will rush to sit on the toilet or vomit into it, unaware that he had a stroke. He will be too impaired by drugs or drink to seek help, instead falling unconscious, passing away if he's lucky. What his life would be like if he lives is a bit too dark to put into words.

Fuck drugs and addicts of every stripe.

 

[Rage Pig]

Marketwatch endet with desperate begging and the promise that you can watch him eating a pizza. Great content.

 

[Sloppa]

Marketwatch endet with desperate begging and the promise that you can watch him eating a pizza. Great content.
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[HackerX]

Marketwatch endet with desperate begging and the promise that you can watch him eating a pizza. Great content.
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On one hand, $5 hot n' ready. Can't beat it!

On the other, he may have made a few mistakes along the way if he considers this attention-worthy content. He needs to just cut the shit and do "Ralph tries it" with random drugs from the Mexican pharmacy.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

When Ralph arrived, he was so terrifying and loud a Mother took one look at him, grabbed her kids, and went a completely different way to escape him:

Is the entire third world turning against annoying IRL streamers due to Somali/Vitaly/Gunt/etc? Will the pig claim he's the victim? Other streamers foster a world wide hate boner against the US and poor old torta gobbling gunt has to bear the consequences. Pour one out for the hog y'all.

 

[Ethan Ralph's Low IQ]

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This is not the underside of a $20K ring (OR rang) made of pure gold. Those are not diamonds poking out and digging into anyone’s fingers. Jesus F’ing Christ.

Jesus, what a chunk of shit.

 

[Beavis]

Marketwatch endet with desperate begging and the promise that you can watch him eating a pizza. Great content.
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Ralph is begging and pleading for money teenagers make stocking shelves at Walmart.

 

[Drunkensailor]

Jesus, what a chunk of shit.

You are all retarded goy, as one of the chosen people who works in the diamond district of Antwerp, I can confirm that the ralpharing is worth between 50k-65k. In addition to the rare cut and size of the diamonds, we will generally pay more for a piece attached to a culturally significant person or celebrity.

 

[Beavis]

You are all retarded goy, as one of the chosen people who works in the diamond district of Antwerp, I can confirm that the ralpharing is worth between 50k-65k. In addition to the rare cut and size of the diamonds, we will generally pay more for a piece attached to a culturally significant person or celebrity.

It’s actually been appraised for millions if you wanna know the truth about it.

 

[JustStopDude]

Jesus, what a chunk of shit.

Ralph or the ring?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ralph or the ring?

Yes.

 

[SargonF00t]

Marketwatch endet with desperate begging and the promise that you can watch him eating a pizza. Great content.
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Did he get any more dono's in the next 10 minutes?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Did he get any more dono's in the next 10 minutes?

Yes a miraculous, unannounced one that inexplicably brought him to the goal.