🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Ethan Ralph's Low IQ]

Even worse Ralph rarely finishes a thought without qualifying it or subverting it. "I went to the pet store the other day, not like those idiots from the fag farms have ever been, but uh..."

"I've been a pretty terrible husband and I could have done better, but It wasn't just me who was terrible."

Maybe not the best examples, but when Ralph is going off on tangents it really sounds like he's arguing with himself.

Alcohol-induced encephalopathy

 

[Shlomosexual]

Is the entire third world turning against annoying IRL streamers due to Somali/Vitaly/Gunt/etc? Will the pig claim he's the victim? Other streamers foster a world wide hate boner against the US and poor old torta gobbling gunt has to bear the consequences. Pour one out for the hog y'all.

Korea is one of the wealthiest and most high iq countries on the planet, far from a 3rd world country.
North Asians are just very reserved and collectivist people who try very hard to maintain a calm and orderly society, as such they have zero patience for screeching moronic spergs acting like cunts on camera to appease an audience of hooting weed smoking fat neighbor cattle.
Good on them, I wish they'd publicly cane these retards.

 

[ihaveelbows]

why is there an entire subforum dedicated to this guy? sorry for the dumb question but I don't get it.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

why is there an entire subforum dedicated to this guy? sorry for the dumb question but I don't get it.

Once upon a time Ralph was a mile a minute retardation. To go over all of his entire history would take hours but there used to be a feature about him at least once a week, all of them well earned. The board now serves more as a place to poke at various people that kind of orbit Ralph, also known as The Sektur. It's more of a museum and a couple threads making fun of Ralph, who is very boring now because he's scared to do anything but sit in his shack in Mexico and seethe.

 

[David Spadem]

why is there an entire subforum dedicated to this guy? sorry for the dumb question but I don't get it.

Once upon a time, Ralph was streaming on YouTube to thousands of people per day. Now he's relegated to streaming on Rumble with less than 200 viewers per day (with site multipliers). He was at his height in 2017-2019, the time in between from then and now is why he has a sub-forum. Within that time frame he's Doxed his co-hosts, become even more addicted to Drugs and substance abuse, crashed out on anyone who knows him, impregnated two women (one 18, the other a trans woman), fought court cases with said women and has revenge pornography charges laid against him amongst multiple DVRO's. Beaten up for trying to sleep with under-age prostitutes in foreign countries, retreated the United States due to loans he's unable to repay.

The cherry on top he hates being called a DEADBEAT DAD (@theralph) that's only relegated being a biological father and not a real father to his children while mexican boyfriends and other men are viewed in the eyes of his children as real fathers and call them dad because he's not there and stuck in Mexico taking xanax and drinking himself to death.

The list goes on, if DSP gets a sub forum for being a boring streamer that's greatest crime is lying, Ralph is leagues above DSP for worthiness of a dedicated Sub-Forum.

 

[Die For Me!]

Sometime this year, Wings of Redemption troll Wings007 successfully infiltrated Ralphs shattered, e-daddyless psyche in an attempt to tard wrangle him to into his own bidding.

Ralph and Wings have talked to each other in chat frequently and can be seen retweeting each other's robust retorts on X. Last night, Ralph appeared on a podcast with Wings007 to talk about PWR, licking buttholes, and blown-out, roast beef pussy.

Ralph confirms his embarrassing burger king goal was to spite PWR

Despite Ralphs constant bitching and moaning that the gay-logs unjustly painting him as a pedophile, Ralph purposely misuses one of PWR's slogans "Hot Young Dudes" as "Hot Young Boys"

Ralph basks in PWRs self injuries with his granny tranny laugh

Spoiler: blood

"I'll be sitting down by the riverbank, where I always am" (1:25), Ralph speaks in length about his failed promo attempt on PWR's show (3:20), Ralph admits he literally cannot stop reading Sneedchat even for appearances on other shows and calls out the gay logs for his benzo stutters (13:15).

Ralph doesn't like the use of the word lolcow

"You are a born gewnurr" (0:25), Ralph admits he masturbated to a WWE wrestler over 250 times (0:30)

Now that Podawful has buck broken Ralph into having to exclaim that he eats poop on every single appearance he makes on other shows, Ralph is attempting to claim that it is all merely good comedy, and if you don't think it's funny that a man with two children eats caca as a side business, then you're wrong! (0:00), Ralph is selling his poop scooping antics as a part of the prestigious group now known as "The Thumb Club" (1:55)

Ralph admits he's never had pussy that wasn't completely blown out, defends beef curtains with his life

Lastly, Ralph attempts to play Devils Advocate for people who prey on teenagers with the old tried and true "back in the day" bullshit, a take so retarded the entire panel aborts his retort.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Sometime this year, Wings of Redemption troll Wings007 successfully infiltrated Ralphs shattered, e-daddyless psyche in an attempt to tard wrangle him to into his own bidding.
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Ralph and Wings have talked to each other in chat frequently and can be seen retweeting each other's robust retorts on X. Last night, Ralph appeared on a podcast with Wings007 to talk about PWR, licking buttholes, and blown-out, roast beef pussy.

Ralph confirms his embarrassing burger king goal was to spite PWR
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Despite Ralphs constant bitching and moaning that the gay-logs unjustly painting him as a pedophile, Ralph purposely misuses one of PWR's slogans "Hot Young Dudes" as "Hot Young Boys"
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Ralph basks in PWRs self injuries with his granny tranny laugh

Spoiler: blood

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"I'll be sitting down by the riverbank, where I always am" (1:25), Ralph speaks in length about his failed promo attempt on PWR's show (3:20), Ralph admits he literally cannot stop reading Sneedchat even for appearances on other shows and calls out the gay logs for his benzo stutters (13:15).
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Ralph doesn't like the use of the word lolcow
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"You are a born gewnurr" (0:25), Ralph admits he masturbated to a WWE wrestler over 250 times (0:30)
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Now that Podawful has buck broken Ralph into having to exclaim that he eats poop on every single appearance he makes on other shows, Ralph is attempting to claim that it is all merely good comedy, and if you don't think it's funny that a man with two children eats caca as a side business, then you're wrong! (0:00), Ralph is selling his poop scooping antics as a part of the prestigious group now known as "The Thumb Club" (1:55)
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Ralph admits he's never had pussy that wasn't completely blown out, defends beef curtains with his life
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Lastly, Ralph attempts to play Devils Advocate for people who prey on teenagers with the old tried and true "back in the day" bullshit, a take so retarded the entire panel aborts his retort.
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So 18 year olds are too worldly to be fooled into believing Ralph is husband material. What is Ralph’s solution, maybe improve himself? No, it’s 40 year old men need to be free to date middle schoolers.

 

[porkWellington]

why is there an entire subforum dedicated to this guy? sorry for the dumb question but I don't get it.

Ralph earned the subforum a few years ago when he was spiraling and constantly hitting new lows. Every day he was stepping in new shit and separate threads were warranted because his main thread was going too fast. Nowadays he's not getting any new threads; there's a few interconnected reasons but the primary is lack of interest. Ralph speedran turning his life into a shitshow which was glorious to watch but now Pillstream's and hollering barely generate interest.

Null's discussed pruning subforums. We're past the time of any resurgent interest in Ralph unless he dies. Lock and archive this subforum, make a new Ralph thread in Internet Famous, put a link to the archive in the OP, clean the front page a bit, call it a day.

On the topic of pruning, Balldoverse Collapse is also due for it if nothing happens regarding Nick accessing Aaron's Google. I do think they'll have him on something if they can prove Aaron's account was sending emails from Nick's residence even though Aaron wasn't there. Nick's right in that he didn't hack Aaron, but sending emails from him is impersonation.

 

[Braphamut]

We're past the time of any resurgent interest in Ralph unless he dies. Lock and archive this subforum, make a new Ralph thread in Internet Famous, put a link to the archive in the OP, clean the front page a bit, call it a day.

Unless he is in legal or respiratory jeopardy I'm finding it hard to follow along anymore.

He's constantly discussing anal sex and pedophilia on the show and routinely murmurs about him personally disagreeing but always finding caveats or exceptions for celebrities and people he likes (his vaughntv or whatever movie night platform he was doing Friday night).

Dangerous angle for an unhinged narcopath that believes he has elite command of geopolitics and is a world-class entertainer.

Might as well put him in Animal Control instead of E-Celebs, tbh.

 

[sufferhorse]

out of all of the stuff that got said las night, including ralph gloating about flagging PWR after he dropped the slurs on purpose on his stream. The most surprising was the disgusting gunt grease licking that shamoo did.
Ralph was literally threatening to dox cog's sex abuse victim, and pwr too. Literally out in the open during the show. Iguess shamoo doesnt have a problem with that but "moralfags" take it too far sometimes,.

He should be called Shameful Shamoo from now on.

Holding the gunt for a crumb of clout

Oh, after that it was just a fat degenerate asking other guys what kinda pussy they liked. sus

 

[AltisticRight]

The list goes on, if DSP gets a sub forum for being a boring streamer that's greatest crime is lying, Ralph is leagues above DSP for worthiness of a dedicated Sub-Forum.

Since he's orbiting DSP now, it's time to merge the two subforums into a singularity of severe faggotry. I'm sure @Pepper Jack would love the extra threads to mop up. Null will triple his pay!

 

[Braphamut]

Hammer hammer, in da wall. Who's labia is da meatiest of all?
Why, it is OURS, of course.

 

[Rage Pig]

Great guests announced, can't wait to see Linx, Simon Roche, EmptyHero and Adam Green.

Best news of course is that Mexican Burger King IRL is finally happening. I spent the whole weekend speculating if Piggertits would eat a Big King or a Whopper and if he'd order small, medium or large fries. The longer he delivers guntent, the better he gets. 52 people agreed.

 

[Cad an Hell]

Great guests announced, can't wait to see Linx, Simon Roche, EmptyHero and Adam Green.
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Best news of course is that Mexican Burger King IRL is finally happening. I spent the whole weekend speculating if Piggertits would eat a Big King or a Whopper and if he'd order small, medium or large fries. The longer he delivers guntent, the better he gets. 52 people agreed.
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Btw he says in this stream that he wasn’t drunk last night talking about that dumb bitches labia, he was actually on Seroquel for alcohol withdrawal if you want to know the truth about it.

 

[Die For Me!]

Btw he says in this stream that he wasn’t drunk last night talking about that dumb bitches labia, he was actually on Seroquel for alcohol withdrawal if you want to know the truth about it.

Surely this frontal lobe consuming schizo medication will cure me of my pill popping / boozing disease.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Don't ask questions, just pop different pills to get over your specific pill addiction and then get excited for next pills.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Btw he says in this stream that he wasn’t drunk last night talking about that dumb bitches labia, he was actually on Seroquel for alcohol withdrawal if you want to know the truth about it.

The admitted alcoholic and chronic relapser just also so happens to take a different medication that makes you SEEM drunk every other day. You can believe him because we know that substance addicts are always true and honest.

 

[JAKL II]

Oh fuck he's on the 'quel? I dated a girl with a psychotic mother like 20 years ago and she was on it and all I have to say is that I hope he abuses it and then goes cold turkey on it, we'll get a couple of great Pillstreams while he's on it and the Tippiest of Top Tier BPD Episodes to follow when he's off it.

I have never seen anybody take Seroquel and come off of it without being a fucking fall down fuck in the ass for a few days while they readjust and that's not even me mentioning the absolute kino that will happen if he drinks on it, 'quel on it's own is pretty fucking powerful, if Piggertits fucking drinks on it, we'll feast on it for weeks.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Oh fuck he's on the 'quel? I dated a girl with a psychotic mother like 20 years ago and she was on it and all I have to say is that I hope he abuses it and then goes cold turkey on it, we'll get a couple of great Pillstreams while he's on it and the Tippiest of Top Tier BPD Episodes to follow when he's off it.

I have never seen anybody take Seroquel and come off of it without being a fucking fall down fuck in the ass for a few days while they readjust and that's not even me mentioning the absolute kino that will happen if he drinks on it, 'quel on it's own is pretty fucking powerful, if Piggertits fucking drinks on it, we'll feast on it for weeks.

Or, and hear me out now, Ralph is a lying drunk.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Or, and hear me out now, Ralph is a lying drunk.

Ralph is a lot of things. Fat, liar, drunk, addicted to Xanax, short, micropenis, has multiple tits, abusive, retarded, narcissistic, retarded, but he would never ever lie to us about him being drunk!