🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Ralph is a lot of things. Fat, liar, drunk, addicted to Xanax, short, micropenis, has multiple tits, abusive, retarded, narcissistic, retarded, but he would never ever lie to us about him being drunk!

Matterfact, it would be even worse for him if he lied about it because he gets even more superchats when he is drunk, if you wanna know the truth about it.

 

[Elmo]

Might as well put him in Animal Control instead of E-Celebs, tbh.

He is the dirtiest ape in the zoo, ifyewannaknodatroofabowdid.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Or, and hear me out now, Ralph is a lying drunk.

And pill-popper and smoker.

 

[Obscura539]

And pill-popper and smoker.

And a worse father and husband than Ronnie Ralph.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

And a worse father and husband than Ronnie Ralph.

I’d agree with that. And Ronnie allegedly stabbed him.

 

[AltisticRight]

52 people agreed.

Say hi to Piggy Guntlinson.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph decided to do his IRL Burger King visit yesterday morning due to being felted by the concept of time zones for the 8 billionth time.
Not only did Ralph bring his murse, but he was also wearing pretty bracelets on both arms.

Ralph admits he's been experimenting with Seroquel, an Anti-psychotic medication prescribed to Schizophrenics.

Ralph takes off his Murse

Not even 24 hours after yelling at sneedchat that he wasn't on pills, Ralph admits that not only was he on pills, but that last night was another Certified Pillstream

Ralph picks up his order and puts on the burger king crown

"That PWR faggot wishes he had a crown like this"

Ralph explains he needs $50 dollars to go to the Mall because once he sees a hat he will be unable to prevent himself from buying it

Ralph is still taking Ubers everywhere he goes despite being sober and supposedly still owning his truck

After Ralphs give-me-50-dollars-so-i-can-buy-a-hat-goal was not met, Ralph would turn off the stream, go to the mall, and buy a hat anyway

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[Mr. Manchester]

PWR is happy when anyone gets Burger King, it's the opposite of an own if you go to Burger King and say, "Man that Burger King was good!". You're just proving PWR right about his favorite place to eat.

What a dumb swine.

 

[There She Glows]

Ralph decided to do his IRL Burger King visit yesterday morning due to being felted by the concept of time zones for the 8 billionth time.
Not only did Ralph bring his murse, but he was also wearing pretty bracelets on both arms.

I have a cute picture of niece/nephew wearing one of those burger king crowns. They were three and it came with the kid's meal.

 

[Rage Pig]

Ralph decided to do his IRL Burger King visit yesterday morning due to being felted by the concept of time zones for the 8 billionth time.
Not only did Ralph bring his murse, but he was also wearing pretty bracelets on both arms.
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Ralph admits he's been experimenting with Seroquel, an Anti-psychotic medication prescribed to Schizophrenics.
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Ralph takes off his Murse
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Not even 24 hours after yelling at sneedchat that he wasn't on pills, Ralph admits that not only was he on pills, but that last night was another Certified Pillstream
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Ralph picks up his order and puts on the burger king crown
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"That PWR faggot wishes he had a crown like this"
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Ralph explains he needs $50 dollars to go to the Mall because once he sees a hat he will be unable to prevent himself from buying it
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Ralph is still taking Ubers everywhere he goes despite being sober and supposedly still owning his truck
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After Ralphs give-me-50-dollars-so-i-can-buy-a-hat-goal was not met, Ralph would turn off the stream, go to the mall, and buy a hat anyway
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Who you trying to get crazy with ése?
Don't you know I'm loco?
It's good that Piggertits is accepting to have inherited his father's mental illness, he should triple the proscribed amount of pills to make sure his schizophrenia gets cured.
I skipped to the end of his Burger stream when he was scrolling through his chat to count the super chats. He got quite sad to only find $37, and for a few seconds I felt pity for him. Then I remembered that he's Ethan Ralph and laughed.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I know an excellent hat merchant, but I'm unsure about what their shipping policy is for Mexico.

https://metokur.myshopify.com/search?q=hat&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

 

[Elmo]

PWR is happy when anyone gets Burger King, it's the opposite of an own if you go to Burger King and say, "Man that Burger King was good!". You're just proving PWR right about his favorite place to eat.

What a dumb swine.

Sandra, literally on her deathbed: "Why can't you just be happy, Ethan?"

 

[drammamean]

He looks like a 56 year old aids patient. He should put the weight back on, holy shit.
If that dysgenic motherfucker can get laid very, very few people have a valid excuse.

 

[Elmo]

He looks like a 56 year old aids patient. He should put the weight back on, holy shit.
If that dysgenic motherfucker can get laid very, very few people have a valid excuse.

Great idea. Burger Kang mukbangz around the clock. CAN WE HIT DA GOAL???

 

[Braphamut]

Metokur is The Happy Hat Merchant

Ralph is the Most Miserable Hat Mark

Ant and the asshopper

 

[Pale Empress]

Ralph earned the subforum a few years ago when he was spiraling and constantly hitting new lows. Every day he was stepping in new shit and separate threads were warranted because his main thread was going too fast. Nowadays he's not getting any new threads; there's a few interconnected reasons but the primary is lack of interest. Ralph speedran turning his life into a shitshow which was glorious to watch but now Pillstream's and hollering barely generate interest.

Null's discussed pruning subforums. We're past the time of any resurgent interest in Ralph unless he dies. Lock and archive this subforum, make a new Ralph thread in Internet Famous, put a link to the archive in the OP, clean the front page a bit, call it a day.

I don't think it's necessarily a lack of interest, it's just that he's boring and predictable now. While @Mr. Manchester is correct in saying that Ralph's too scared to do anything entertaining, he's also too destitute. A couple years ago he was flying out to Vegas multiple times per month, throwing wrestle-wrestle events, driving drunk and high in Texas, and seemed able to afford that lifestyle thanks to financial security.

Moving to Mexico wasn't just to dodge any potential legal matters, it was also because Ralph's a brokey who needs a lower cost of living in order to survive.

I'm in favour of constructing a new OP at some point (I've started several drafts over the years but it's a daunting task), I'm also in favour of keeping the sektur subforum around for a bit more, at least to see how some of the storylines are resolved (e.g. the Vickers divorce arc, Meigh's DVRO expiring / imminent divorce arc, etc).

If that dysgenic motherfucker can get laid very, very few people have a valid excuse.

Ralph has to pay for sex, it doesn't count

 

[HackerX]

Moving to Mexico wasn't just to dodge any potential legal matters, it was also because Ralph's a brokey who needs a lower cost of living in order to survive.

Which begs the question: where did the money go?

But frfr, he used to:
- Brag about gambling. (I fondly recall him betting on Indonesian Women's tennis matches.)
- Brag about expensive steaks.
- Spontaneously travel to Vegas and Portugal.
- Have a red truck.
- Brag about expensive purses and hats.

Now he's bragging about trips to Burger King and crowdfunding trips so he can deny the name his daddy gave him. I'd say he's seethes every time he remembers the cash he used to have, but I think the pills and alcohol have made him permanently retarded.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

he's also too destitute

Ain't that the truth. If anyone cared to give him money he'd be up to funnier stuff for sure. Ralph would probably be the funniest person in the world to see win the lottery.

Do they even have the lottery in Mexico? I assume they'd just steal it from him.

 

[alan thicke]

Ralph made decent money at one point, but that was a long time ago.

Then he was able to finance his gambling and travel with pantsu’s credit (and Harry’s before he cancelled the card of his she had), but that’s gone too since she absconded to New York

Now it’s free burger bites from the bk garbage can, uber rides, and fists full of cheap Mexican pills financed by his last few remaining dents.

Hopefully this columbian porn star gig works out for him.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ralph admits he's been experimenting with Seroquel, an Anti-psychotic medication prescribed to Schizophrenics.

Quetiapine is abused by all the benzo addicts. It gives you a similar high, it is essentially a sedative. It is no different than him abusing Xanax. lol.