🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Jump said:
The question about PawPaws ring seemed to rattle him. Did he pawn it or did he get robbed?
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Had been wondering that as well. But after a bit of searching it seems Ralph likes to take the ring on and off quite a bit. The last time it was definitely seen though was when he landed in Tijuana on May 3rd. After this he got beaten and the ring has not been seen since. I had wanted to see if he would start wearing it again this week during his show but after he changed topic when pressed about the ring I think it is safe to say it may have been stolen during that beating.
https://xcancel.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1918498647584719152 (last sighting of the ring)
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ralphamale W
getting those big name guests on even in 2025 another all time banger on the killstream
you aylogs wish the owner and ooperator of the kiwifarms.net would give you free internet therapy.
 
Jew-ish said:
Ralph started at a lower rung and had a much more prolonged fall. Rackets had a good life and put it through the TND copy pasta just cuz.
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Give it time, Rekieta is plenty capable of being as much of a fuck-up as Ralph.

let's not forget that Nick spent the past weekend attempting to revenge pornograpy his gay ex-lover Aaron.
 
GuntPatrol said:
I don't think Ralph has many more pillstreams left in him. I have a strange feeling that he's currently passed out, drowning in his own vomit right now. Hopefully I'm wrong, and this isn't the end of the Ralphamale.
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Can Lolcow of the year be won posthumously? Cause I don't think Ralphie is gonna make it to Christmas. He's spiraling bad.
 
guys, I just got off the phone with josh
ralph and him streamed for a near hour before realizing the obs froze
during that time, ralph promised to feminize himself so he could be josh's femboy booty hole love slave
josh said "ew that's gross, I want to be the femboy and you can be my blonde haired puertoriqan dommy mommy"
they're still negotiating
 
Um... said:
On the other hand, mixing vodka and Xanax WILL kill you.
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Nahh. Vodka just activates Xanax. Ralph would know. He's a professional.

Though the abrupt ending to today's stream is reminiscent of The Sopranos. We were working up to the climax and screen went blank. Did Ralph live? Did Ralph die? Guess we'll find out tomorrow, only on The KEELSTREAM.
 
Ralph is going to die soon. Think about it: insane blood pressure to the point that his face turns purple, nerve damage in his arm, brain damage from several beatings in Lisbon, barely able to walk, a wrecked knee. He’s on his zillionth pillstream, looking like he’s on the verge of OD’ing on Xanax and booze. He has no money — much less health insurance.

It's not going to end on a bang either, but a whimper. Some day we'll read an article saying an amerifat expat has been found dead in his metal shack in Merida or something like that.
 
Right before Null, Ralph had on another caller. The guest represented himself as Jared Taylor, but I did a little digging, and actually, dear Ralphamales, it looks like it may have been the famous "This is Water" speech by the late, great David Foster Wallace.

I have edited the Internet bloodsports: Ralph vs. David Foster Wallace for you below, with the animated subtitles covering up that picture of Ralph and Cozy Rozy (named after Roseanne Barr):
 
Lol okay that was actually hard to watch. It was like watching a teacher punch the fat retard in class. You like seeing it but it just feels so bad.

Also Absolut, really? Why not just brew moonshine in your bathtub while you're at it, Ralph?
 
TheRationals said:
Right before Null, Ralph had on another caller. The guest represented himself as Jared Taylor, but I did a little digging, and actually, dear Ralphamales, it looks like it may have been the famous "This is Water" speech by the late, great David Foster Wallace.

I have edited the Internet bloodsports: Ralph vs. David Foster Wallace for you below, with the animated subtitles covering up that picture of Ralph and Cozy Rozy (named after Roseanne Barr):
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By far my favorite part of the stream. Everything was perfect. It started with a Jared Taylor donation that was repeated at least 10 times, each earning a distinct Ralphaholler.

Then the debate happened. Oh Lord the debate. It went back and forth. Real IBS going on. While everyone of sane mind knew it was a recorded speech of sorts; Ralph isn't of sane mind. The Hollerin'. Oh the Hollerin'. With really well-timed pauses during the speech, Ralph would get amped up. Muting himself several times because he was trying to mute "the caller". You could still see him hollerin'. You'd think Ralph was gonna pick up on it with several applauses, but nope.

Then it ended. Ralph gave pause. You're thinking "did he figure out he was having a holler debate with a YouTube video". NOPE. Several times, he claimed to have won the debate against Jared Taylor. Even saying it was a 50/50 split at worst. Hours and hours of Ralph begging a single living soul to call him on Discord and this was the beautiful culmination. It's time to admit it. Ralph is down bad.
 
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