🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Rakovnik]

dude the pixel's screen record literally only records the screen not the audio lmfao

You have to enable audio recording on the pop-up that appears after clicking the screen record button, you can record device audio or device + mic but it's disabled by default

 

[AltisticRight]

It's so guntover, had meeting after meeting after flight and I MISSED ANOTHER PILLSTREAM

Here guys, have an emote.

Or...


I hurt my~self~ too~night... Linx Jawsh... won't an~swer my text...

 

[Blue Gunty]

On Twitter we have 4286 people watching the Rumble logo. Only a worldwide trending internet legend is capable of such feats of strength.

There's no way those numbers are real live viewers. Ralph can barely get 10 likes on a single tweet. His tweet now shows as having 4.5 twitter impressions. So that just means only that amount of people saw the tweet on their timeline, and out of all of those only 28 people liked the tweet.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

The VOD is just 4 hours of the Rumble logo.

Does it refuse to auto-save after a certain duration?

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

The Pillstream is officially over

 

[ddlloo]

Watching the full stream and I just want to know how the fuck he puts up with these retards forcing him to listen to the most dogshit music for hours on end. No wonder he has a booze and drug addiction.

 

[Xev]

I feel like his viewers were 90% bots, a few regulars and a few more people who came from his kf thread once they saw Null was there.

 

[Eso_A]

The VOD is just 4 hours of the Rumble logo.

Does it refuse to auto-save after a certain duration?

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I think it gets all fucked up after a certain amount of time, especially when you don't properly end the stream

 

[not william stenchever]

And it’s s only May. The actual humidity is around 50 percent this week, when the thunderstorm and rainy season starts next month the humidity will go up to 70 to 90 percent with similar temperatures. People want Ralph to die but he’s already in hell.

I'm beginning to understand why people in the Yucatan used to spend their summers mutilating each other with obsidian embedded clubs and sacrificing the losers to their gods. It's more pleasant than the weather.

 

[Dan of Steel]

I've said this before but my opinion is that Ralph will either die within the year or live to 95, no in between.

 

[Null]

That's why his mind is stuck in 2018, and he hasn't moved past Nora, especially the Kavanaugh stream that you, Ralph, and Nora was on. He started getting all sentimental, then it was right back to the death threats and hollerin'

to be fair, it was a good stream. one of my first dopamine hits from being on livestreams came from making some joke and having everyone laugh + 6000 people watching flood the chat with "LOL". it's a good feeling

 

[not william stenchever]

Nah, like I've said before. Ralph is God's Jester. He exists on this plane just to give God an endless chuckle at his antics.

The last few years have followed the following cycle:

1)Ralph starts obviously abusing drugs
2)Has major pillstream period
3)Hates it and tries to go sober or some other bullshit
4)Fake sobriety for a month or so
5)Back to step 1.

God would be arbitrary and cruel to force Ralph into such an existence. Giving ralph the opportunities required to formulate his current wretched from is entirely above board, however.

 

[Blue Gunty]

Watching the full stream and I just want to know how the fuck he puts up with these retards forcing him to listen to the most dogshit music for hours on end. No wonder he has a booze and drug addiction.

How else would he hit the goal? This is all he has.

 

[Sloppa]

Clipping this for prosperity. Ralph bets 5000 dollars that Josh can't get/won't release the Rekieta arrest footage.
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A 5000 dollar coinflip is truly a bossman certified move, lets get that schmoney.

Ah. So the bodycam footage is not only 100% guaranteed to drop, but live premiering on Friday's MATI. Thanks ralph.

 

[Braphamut]

Do you guys think Ralph was just pretending to forget the bet him and Josh made 5 mins ago or does he have straight up dementia? The looping and the complete lack of memory, short or long term really reminds me of dementia.

How well would Ralph do on the clock test? The patient is asked to draw a clock face with the numbers in proper position and the hands pointing to ten after eleven.



I think Ralph would call the clock a cocksucking motherfucker, a nigger, offer to sodomize it, and accuse the clock of working for alogs or Jews and refuse to draw anything until he hits 'da goal'.

 

[not william stenchever]

This reminds me of the internet blood sports era. I miss that retarded era so much. Listening to retarded slapfights is slop but its entertaining slop

To this day I still long for the possibility of a Flat Earther and a Hollow Earther yelling at each other on someone else's show until they reach the inevitable conclusion that they are both right.

 

[Sloppa]

How well would Ralph do on the clock test? The patient is asked to draw a clock face with the numbers in proper position and the hands pointing to ten after eleven.

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I think Ralph would call the clock a cocksucking motherfucker, a nigger, offer to sodomize it, and accuse the clock of working for alogs or Jews and refuse to draw anything until he hits 'da goal'.

Ralph wouldn't even be considered for this kind of test, they would send him off to rehab for 30 days, but probably 3,

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

There is a greater likelihood of Ralph's book becoming a NYT bestseller and adapted into a Dennis Villenevue-directed blockbuster than there is of him making good on this bet.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Man I always miss the good shit when it's live. Good job Ralph, keep it up!

 

[parsnip]

Holy shit Ralph did not like Josh talking about Pawpaw's ring. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.