🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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TheRationals said:
Right before Null, Ralph had on another caller. The guest represented himself as Jared Taylor, but I did a little digging, and actually, dear Ralphamales, it looks like it may have been the famous "This is Water" speech by the late, great David Foster Wallace.

I have edited the Internet bloodsports: Ralph vs. David Foster Wallace for you below, with the animated subtitles covering up that picture of Ralph and Cozy Rozy (named after Roseanne Barr):
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'and if I was to chose to fuck you up in the ass I would"
 
  • Gotten in an argument with a Youtube video thinking it is a caller

This is so fucking funny, this fat white trash retard will never get better. I would genuinely kill myself if I reached this point.
It's honestly incredible that he was able to reproduce.
 
Null said:
Xanax abuse stops the forming of new memories.
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That's why his mind is stuck in 2018, and he hasn't moved past Nora, especially the Kavanaugh stream that you, Ralph, and Nora was on. He started getting all sentimental, then it was right back to the death threats and hollerin'
 
I didn’t see it mentioned but last night in his tearful state looking back on times the horse was with him Ralph let it slip he kept little Rozy in a cage but not really a cage.
 
Professional Noticer said:
  • Gotten in an argument with a Youtube video thinking it is a caller

This is so fucking funny, this fat white trash retard will never get better. I would genuinely kill myself if I reached this point.
It's honestly incredible that he was able to reproduce.
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The funniest part is that after he admits the video made some good points and you could argue that the debate was a draw.
 
It recently occurred to me that tge only person who escaped IBS unscathed was Zidan. Metokur has cancer-aids, gaydur, and tonka hot doxxed, failure is a failure, mersh is having strokes on air and ralph is ralph. Only the heathen chinee made it out.
 
Cranjis McBasketball said:
Do you guys think Ralph was just pretending to forget the bet him and Josh made 5 mins ago or does he have straight up dementia? The looping and the complete lack of memory, short or long term really reminds me of dementia.
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That's just xannymania. It will fuck up your memory backwards and forwards, but the looping is short-term and intermediate memory. One of the "funnier" loops is if someone is really fucked up on benzos, they'll forget they took them and do more.
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
I don't see pictorial ebidence of the footage so looks like Null owes Ralph $5k in tax-free torta money.
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Ralph doesn't have that.
 
Butwhythough2 said:
That's why his mind is stuck in 2018, and he hasn't moved past Nora, especially the Kavanaugh stream that you, Ralph, and Nora was on. He started getting all sentimental, then it was right back to the death threats and hollerin'
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Drugs also stagnate your emotions. All the weight of the stupid shit Ralph has done since 2018, all of the tragedy to people he purports to care about. The weight of his mother's death, his divorces, every friend he has snaked and every success he has poisoned crash down on him every minute he isn't high. It's no small wonder he hasn't overdosed just running from that.

Edit: His stream is still live. You'd think he would have woke up by now even if it was just cause he is coming down?
 
God's strongest milkman said:
If ralph dies I think null is gonna gain all his lost weight back. That's gonna be the actual ralpha curse. He's gonna gain the gunt. It's gonna change owned like the sonichu medallion.
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Nah. Dick will become the fat one. He touched the ralpha male and the medallion. Ralph is just the last horcrux.

Does anyone know Rumbles stream hard limit? I stand ready and waiting to yt-dlp the stream once it hits. Hopefully ralph is still out by that point.
 
Sumptinsfuckey said:
It recently occurred to me that tge only person who escaped IBS unscathed was Zidan. Metokur has cancer-aids, gaydur, and tonka hot doxxed, failure is a failure, mersh is having strokes on air and ralph is ralph. Only the heathen chinee made it out.
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I don’t remember mersh from the IBS days.

I feel like warski won IBS despite being a literal retard. He’s somehow making money being a retard on the internet to this day.

Andy’s ex boyfriend JF also seems to be making money still (I could be wrong, I don’t watch him) despite almost certainly having killed his potato wife.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
The funniest part is that after he admits the video made some good points and you could argue that the debate was a draw.
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It was a lovely demonstration of Ralph’s advanced debate “technique.” Loudly yell insults and don’t listen to anything the other person might be saying. A few key words from the initial AI voice comment was all that was needed start the drunken hog hollering for thirty fucking minutes.

Thirty minutes of Ralph ranting about two huwite children and threatening rape as a response to a speech about meaning and empathy towards others, even if you find them irritating, superficial and stupid. Lmao. In that respect you could say Ralph expertly refuted DFW’s premise.

The beauty of using that particular speech is the underlying thesis is that life is only cruel, stupid, ugly and superficial if one’s behavior and thinking is cruel, vain, stupid, ugly and superficial. A glove that definitely fits Ralph to a T.

AncientPhosphur said:
I didn’t see it mentioned but last night in his tearful state looking back on times the horse was with him Ralph let it slip he kept little Rozy in a cage but not really a cage.
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I honestly think cage is what Ralph would call a crib or playpen, because he couldn’t even learn those big new words. I’d also believe Rozy spent an inordinate amount of time crying in her cage while Ralph hollered at Pantsu.

FederalInvestigation said:
Edit: His stream is still live. You'd think he would have woke up by now even if it was just cause he is coming down?
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He probably took a zany nap, woke up at 10 pm and then kept drinking till the wee hours, but his lack of Twitter activity could mean he was out for the count. Either way he will be in a world of hurt this morning and figuring out what stupid shit he did online last night won’t take priority until his head stops pounding and he gets a stiff drink and a few Xanax in him. He will have a moment of happiness when he sees he got real donos yesterday, but will then have to determine why.

He might keep his head low and hope online randos will worry about him being dead again. I thought he might do that yesterday after Sunday’s pillstream but he was determined to have consecutive pillstreams instead. Fingers crossed he’s aiming for a three day, or weeklong, pillstream streak.

He really needs the money and knows people will pay for drunk/drugged Ralph to debase and humiliate himself live. It’s really his broke ass’s only option for rustling up the needed funds for rent, replacing lost equipment and another promised trip to glorious Tijuana in two weeks.
 
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At least now we’ll get an accurate measurement out of when Ralph stumbles out of his Xanax comas on a daily basis
 
alan thicke said:
I don’t remember mersh from the IBS days.

I feel like warski won IBS despite being a literal retard. He’s somehow making money being a retard on the internet to this day.

Andy’s ex boyfriend JF also seems to be making money still (I could be wrong, I don’t watch him) despite almost certainly having killed his potato wife.
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I completely forgot about Tardski. I wouldn't say he got out unscathed, but like the retard phoenix he is he rose from the ashes. Hell, J.F. got away with literal murder. But zidan has nevet been doxed so far as I know, and is the only one who got out completely clean.
 
(:_( It's so guntover, had meeting after meeting after flight and I MISSED ANOTHER PILLSTREAM

Here guys, have an emote.
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Or...
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:diddler: I hurt my~self~ too~night... Linx Jawsh... won't an~swer my text...
 
Rage Pig said:
On Twitter we have 4286 people watching the Rumble logo. Only a worldwide trending internet legend is capable of such feats of strength.
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There's no way those numbers are real live viewers. Ralph can barely get 10 likes on a single tweet. His tweet now shows as having 4.5 twitter impressions. So that just means only that amount of people saw the tweet on their timeline, and out of all of those only 28 people liked the tweet.
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