🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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MaltVinegarRespecter said:
Have we considered that he may not have a toilet? Its entirely possible his shack has no running water and he may be afraid to use the outhouse lest he get bitten by a scorpion or even deadly-touch tarantula spiders.
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And is this the same shack as when the horse escaped the stable? Because that's when i at least started hearing about the piss bottles.

Because it is another form of degeneracy for me, not even when my back was shut i even considered pissing in something else than the toilet. Now imagine actually having a wife and a child in the shack and doing that fucking business.
 
When you really think about it, doing homoerotic lovecraftian stripteases for the internets bigest losers is pretty much ralphs best outcome. Freals like adolwulf were only going to finance Ethels lifestyle out of the goodness of thier hearts for so long, and even the alogs were going to get tired of repetitive pillstreams eventually. This is a whole new market for Seethen Reethen, and the fact that he discovered it last night is proof that his momma is still watching over him. He's just like Fancy, mommas moving him uptown!
 
deeman said:
And is this the same shack as when the horse escaped the stable? Because that's when i at least started hearing about the piss bottles.

Because it is another form of degeneracy for me, not even when my back was shut i even considered pissing in something else than the toilet. Now imagine actually having a wife and a child in the shack and doing that fucking business.
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Way of the shack bubs
 
Shokaract#2 said:
Also on a side note, has there been a medical explanation for Ralph's 3 tits. Like that ain't normal, even for fat people.
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AncientPhosphur said:
Probably some sort of gyno that doesn’t work well with his fat distribution
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Thing is that he used to have 4 saggy hog tits, untill that cruel man Harry Morris took one of them.
 
Only caught a brief glimpse, but Ralph's back is absolutely filthy after he crawls up off the floor.
Ralph Back Ew.webp
Maybe he should ask his gardener-lawyer if he mops floors too.
Die For Me! said:
Ralph responds to critics telling him he should get a job:
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"Have you ever considered that it's a scam to live in the fucking set up that is the world?" - Broke bitch pigman hiding in a Mexican tin shack totally melted on Xanax
RollerGator said:
JARED TAYLOR: BTFO
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GABE HOFFMAN: GASSED
 
Ralph is entering that weird neurological twillight realm, where he barely exists in the present anymore, has no concept of the future and the past is whatever the fuck he needs it to be. His brain has been grinded down so much that he's basically running on spine marrow. Even when he Sees a picture of his kid, all he can do is jerk his dick and reminice about momeries of her conception, lingering in the primordial soup slushing around his fucked up, oversized skull. He's more water balloon than human at this point.
 
I love how he crawled back up covered in crud and shit, and did another round of gunt musicals. :story:
LOTY candidate! Hopefully no DEI tranny steals his spotlight this time.
 
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