🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[niggercattle]

* Clicking noise every time he moves his knee
* Self-diagnosed it as a meniscus tear
* Downplays the severity of it
* Admits he'll need to see a doctor because it's been weeks and he isn't noticing any recovery.

Craaaaaaawling in my piss
This knee, it will not heal
Booze is why I fell
Andrew Tate's ghost is real

 

[sufferhorse]

ralph did a roll call at the end of the show...16 paypigs. one of them was 'anonymous'.
his entire life depends on no more than 20 donators. at best.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He loses his passport and phone every time he goes on one of his little adventures. It happens about as consistently as him getting his ass beat.

See, Ralph should just livestream when he goes those adventures. We get to watch Ralph stumble around while angering Mexicans and Ralph gets a video recording of where his phone goes. People in this thread will probably triangulate it's locations based on reflections or some shit. It's a win/win when you think about it.

 

[ihaveelbows]

all ralph will be remembered for is calling his own son a 'faggot'..

Remember Xander.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

for whatever reason

Poverty is the reason.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

all ralph will be remembered for is calling his own son a 'faggot'..

Remember Xander.

Just like Ronnie

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph's new illustrious take on Nicks daughter testing positive for cocaine: "I don't give a fuck" (0:00), Someone asks what would Ralph think if his son was in the same situation, Ralph Retorts with "Well then I would care" (1:45)

Our Diva returns for another cringe inducing dance and sing-a-long to TayTay before he marches towards the Mexican border

 

[Sloppa]

Ralph's new illustrious take on Nicks daughter testing positive for cocaine: "I don't give a fuck" (0:00), Someone asks what would Ralph think if his son was in the same situation, Ralph Retorts with "Well then I would care" (1:45)
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Our Diva returns for another cringe inducing dance and sing-a-long to TayTay before he marches towards the Mexican border
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Hold your horses though, he "would care" because of the new attack vector on Mathew Vickers

 

[FiveStarAce]

Kinda sinister that after the beating Vickers took from life, his "let Ralph bleed out financially" plan is working out fine.

 

[Sloppa]

Kinda sinister that after the beating Vickers took from life, his "let Ralph bleed out financially" plan is working out fine.

Doing nothing has always been the smartest thing that idiot could do.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Someone asks what would Ralph think if his son was in the same situation, Ralph Retorts with "Well then I would care" (1:45)

Hard agree with piggy here I don't give a fuck about Crackets' trust fund runts either.

Edit: nigger why the fuck can you recite Taytay? Maybe the black boyfriend emails were real LMFAO.

 

[break these cuffs]

Kinda sinister that after the beating Vickers took from life, his "let Ralph bleed out financially" plan is working out fine.

Setting your house on fire to burn down your neighbor's house in the process is certainly one way to get the job done. You could just let the fat retard burn his own house down if he's known for setting fires. It might take a little longer, but you still have a house at the end.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

He dies in a couple months, tops.

 

[Gator_Aids]

He dies in a couple months, tops.

He won’t. Ralph is a cockroach just like DSP and many other cows. He was also raised in an extremely poor, and dangerous environment most of his upbringing. He’s accustomed to self destruction and dire circumstances.

Ralph’s got some solid time left in him. It’s just going to get more brutal to those on the outside looking in. Barring some magical “aha” moment where he realizes he’s the problem and actually tries to get help, I’d say we’ll make it to 2030 with the Ralphamale. He just won’t look anything like the 2020 model.

 

[Sloppa]

He won’t. Ralph is a cockroach just like DSP and many other cows. He was also raised in an extremely poor, and dangerous environment most of his upbringing. He’s accustomed to self destruction and dire circumstances.

Ralph’s got some solid time left in him. It’s just going to get more brutal to those on the outside looking in. Barring some magical “aha” moment where he realizes he’s the problem and actually tries to get help, I’d say we’ll make it to 2030 with the Ralphamale. He just won’t look anything like the 2020 model.

Yes and No, addicts tend to live longer thesedays, thanks to medication and better access to care, but the quality of that life is still going to be rough. To put it another way, in the 1950s you could drink yourself to death, today you will most likely drink yourself into a residential care home, suffering through debilitating pain and the crushing existence of being mentally/physically disabled, but with the triple indignity of everything being the result of your own actions.

It's why I still have a lot of sympathy for ralph, yes he's a dreadful man, but right now, even now; if he were to check himself into a US addiction Rehab program, stay sober, he could avoid an unbelievably grim existence. Still live for another 30-40 years, the liver is a resilient organ which can mend itself unlike the heart or brain.

 

[There She Glows]

Yes and No, addicts tend to live longer thesedays, thanks to medication and better access to care, but the quality of that life is still going to be rough. To put it another way, in the 1950s you could drink yourself to death, today you will most likely drink yourself into a residential care home, suffering through debilitating pain and the crushing existence of being mentally/physically disabled, but with the triple indignity of everything being the result of your own actions.

It's why I still have a lot of sympathy for ralph, yes he's a dreadful man, but right now, even now; if he were to check himself into a US addiction Rehab program, stay sober, he could avoid an unbelievably grim existence. Still live for another 30-40 years, the liver is a resilient organ which can mend itself unlike the heart or brain.

Sure but he mixes alcohol and benzodiazepines while living alone with nobody to check on him. Liver failure is the least of his worries.

 

[HackerX]

Still live for another 30-40 years, the liver is a resilient organ which can mend itself unlike the heart or brain.

Hrm. Ralph may finally have found a benefit in being a pigman hybrid. Potential organ donors aren't limited to humans AND transplants would be deemed as research or experimental. He wouldn't have to deal with any of the concerns regarding his substance abuse or negligible physical activity either. Hell, that may be an added bonus for the transplant surgeon to go through. How many 5'1 lesbians with three tits and a wonky eye are there to experiment on in the first place?

 

[Pelican Bones]

Hilarious how every so often people say Ralph is about to die, as if God (Ralph's biggest a-log) is going to just release Ralph (God's biggest clown) from his existential nightmare of pain and suffering.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Sure but he mixes alcohol and benzodiazepines while living alone with nobody to check on him. Liver failure is the least of his worries.

We’ve seen him turn a bluish hue more that a few times, haven’t we?

 

[jewsernotfound]

HAY, HAY, WHITE NIGGER. HOW'S THAT TAPER GOING?