🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Blue Miaplacidus]

all he has to do is walk 2 miles to Metokur's driveway to do a cooking stream in juggalo facepaint and he will have made good on 6% of his empty promises/threats.

If metokur's driveway is in an aquarium in florida.

 

[niggercattle]

Ralph also spent around an hour watching a tik tok video of a man selling trash cans. I don't know why this happened

He's looking for affordable housing in preparation for his triumphant return to America.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I'd like to see him in fishtank with CwC one day, could be fun.

Yeah not going to happen. He can’t control the camera so you’ll see him in all his guntly horror, he can’t control the TTS, he can’t control people yelling at him. Most importantly he’s just going to be xanaxed out, sitting alone, and sleeping all day.

 

[ChiribiscoToo]

Yeah not going to happen. He can’t control the camera so you’ll see him in all his guntly horror, he can’t control the TTS, he can’t control people yelling at him. Most importantly he’s just going to be xanaxed out, sitting alone, and sleeping all day.

It's kinda like when ralph has no control over anything, he reverts back into a corn cob

 

[AltisticRight]

Here is Ralph showing off his makeup

He's gonna troon out to stay relevant.
Are those pride themed? Which one is his flag?

 

[deeman]

He's gonna troon out to stay relevant.
Are those pride themed? Which one is his flag?

Ironic to try to give his Xandah two mothers instead so close to fathers day, one that looks like a retard and... well... a pig in make up.

Xandah would think it was his second birthday when he sees Ralph in his clownish make up.

 

[Braphamut]

all he has to do is walk 2 miles to Metokur's driveway to do a cooking stream in juggalo facepaint and he will have made good on 6% of his empty promises/threats.

He claims to have accomplished 95% of everything he wanted to do in life.

Something tells me fulfilling the rest of his 95% + empty promises isn't part of the remainder. Suffa, pay pigs.

No Ralphamania 2
No mud wrasslin'
No killstream.tv
No yamulke week (1/7)
No fluffing Josh before the penis measuring contest
Not even sure Ralph could get cleared for Street Beefs at this point so no fighting Gabe Hoffman, Wing's Wife Kelly, Jade, Suverok's wife, or any woman online he is vaguely aware of existing.

He can't even get clown makeup on. Weary Willie and The Great Depression tramp clowns managed.

 

[RandomGibberish]

He claims to have accomplished 95% of everything he wanted to do in life.

Something tells me fulfilling the rest of his 95% + empty promises isn't part of the remainder. Suffa, pay pigs.

No Ralphamania 2
No mud wrasslin'
No killstream.tv
No yamulke week (1/7)
No fluffing Josh before the penis measuring contest
Not even sure Ralph could get cleared for Street Beefs at this point so no fighting Gabe Hoffman, Wing's Wife Kelly, Jade, Suverok's wife, or any woman online he is vaguely aware of existing.

He can't even get clown makeup on. Weary Willie and The Great Depression tramp clowns managed.

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Is theralphretort.com available again?

Last time I checked he sold the domain but where‘s his blog now?

I though he is sooooo passionate about writing you guys.

 

[sufferhorse]

he sold it to some scamindians. So i wouldnt click on anything in that page.

He was supposedly 'reopening' the page with another url, but i dont think that actually ended up happening.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He claims to have accomplished 95% of everything he wanted to do in life.

It's actually not that hard to do. You just gotta want to have a really shitty life.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

The Left may still be looking for their Joe Rogan

But the Left has found their Ethan Ralph

(Idk why it looks like Tim is cosplaying as Ralph)

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The Left may still be looking for their Joe Rogan

But the Left has found their Ethan Ralph

(Idk why it looks like Tim is cosplaying as Ralph)

He's been cosplaying as Ethan his whole life by being fat and gay

 

[Not Even Twice]

Kinda forgot about our little piggy.

Sadly I think all there is left of Ralph is the ol' Boogie Check aka "Is he dead yet?"

 

[Blue Gunty]

Piggy streamed for 6 and a half hours and made $89, did not bother faking a giant donation at the end, or cutting the stream abruptly and pretending the internet went out, but somehow THE STREAK CONTINUES!

 

[Beavis]

Piggy streamed for 6 and a half hours and made $89, did not bother faking a giant donation at the end, or cutting the stream abruptly and pretending the internet went out, but somehow THE STREAK CONTINUES!
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It wasn’t a 12 hour CNN watch party so it doesn’t count. If you wanna know the truth about it!

 

[Piss Jugman]

Kinda forgot about our little piggy.

Sadly I think all there is left of Ralph is the ol' Boogie Check aka "Is he dead yet?"

lmao the only reason I clicked on this thread is to see if he was still alive

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy streamed for 6 and a half hours and made $89, did not bother faking a giant donation at the end, or cutting the stream abruptly and pretending the internet went out, but somehow THE STREAK CONTINUES!
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If the streak counter isn't shown on screen it doesn't count for the streak, those are the rules. Piggertits remains undefeated, earning $13,50 per hour, alogs coping and seething.
Just look at that incredible face painting, he goes out of his way to bring only the finest entertainment to his 180 viewers.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

If the streak counter isn't shown on screen it doesn't count for the streak, those are the rules. Piggertits remains undefeated, earning $13,50 per hour, alogs coping and seething.
Just look at that incredible face painting, he goes out of his way to bring only the finest entertainment to his 180 viewers.
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*retard sloppily gets black goop all over his face before working a shift to earn minimum wage*

Ralph is literally king cobra

 

[break these cuffs]

He's gonna troon out to stay relevant.
Are those pride themed? Which one is his flag?

He's already dipped his toes into the lgbwtfbbq sektur.

 

[AltisticRight]

He's already dipped his toes into the lgbwtfbbq sektur.

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Time for him to seek REVENGE from the DEI tranny Lucas by becoming Ethania, a stunning and brave woman, and he will take LOTY with ease.