🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Rubber Plant]

well, maybe we can help him with that. Maybe we should host a contest to see who comes up with the bestest most ralphamaliest Avatar for this new arc.
Winner gets pawpaw's ring.

I asked his last co-host to make me something, interesting results.

 

[Dude Snakes]

So Ralph is having seizures on stream? This dude is not doing well.

 

[HackerX]

I click on and Ralph is talking to Grok about how much money it would take to pay a homeless man to sexually assault Gator or something. Is this the return of IBS??

Also pretty sure he's faking $5 donos at this point. The counter randomly goes up without any notification or mentions by the Ralphamale, lol. He's done it multiple times, which I guess makes it less obvious but it's still obvious.

 

[Die For Me!]

Da Bet​

Back in May when Ralph was forced to do a week of Pillstreams to recover from his zero expenses paid trip to Columbia, Ralph placed a bet with Null on Nick Rekietas Bodycam footage:

Clipping this for prosperity. Ralph bets 5000 dollars that Josh can't get/won't release the Rekieta arrest footage.
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A 5000 dollar coinflip is truly a bossman certified move, lets get that schmoney.

Indeed, at the time, things were looking quite grim for Rekieta in terms of this footage being released. Null however, underestimated the powers of the Zooluminati, as the Sheriff of "Candy Yoshi" (as Ralph pronounces it) County refused a court order to release said footage not too long after placing Da Bet. However, between the bet being made and the sheriff feltening, a few things happened that many are unaware of.

A Ralpha Decree: "Let Me Cum in Your Pussy Mommah Moon"​

It only makes sense that, after Ralph had a call with Null that lasted maybe 1 hour that made him feel incredibly self conscious and vulnerable, that he would have an entire broadcast the next day dedicated to Null and his broke dick. During the festivities however, Ralph had this to say about Nulls mom

Ralph calls out to Nulls mom to hit him up so she can cum all over the "Ralpha Cock" (0:00), Ralph states he's never had any complaints, even having women write odes to his dick (1:25), Ralph states there's no better way to get back at Null other than to fly down to Mexico and fuck him / allow him to fly up there (1:30), No condom will be allowed, it needs to be raw, and Ralph wants to witness the creampie dripping out (2:00), Ralph wants you to picture him posted up with Nulls mom and says things I can't even type without wanting to barf (2:35)

So not only is there a chance Null will have to eat crow and give a rampant Rape Pig $5,000 dollars, Ralph may also use that money to fund a Rape Trip to Florida and have sex with Nulls mom. At this point in time, all Ralph had to do was keep his mouth shut and wait for that illustrious 5k to hit his dead mommys PayPal (if anything happens to this PayPal account his life is basically over btw) and he'll be good to go, right?

Bet? What Bet? Ralph Claims it Never Happened​

A mere days before the Sheriff felted Null, things were looking grim for Ralph. Because of this, Ralph opened up a show declaring that he never agreed to a bet. Therefore, it never happened.
"Like... His big own was the bet that I never agreed too, I don't remember what he said the bet was, and of course I never agreed to a bet." (0:00)

Fast forward to today, Nick Rekieta has gotten a "yuge" victory on the Montagraph lawsuit as Montagraph withdrew from the case due to being unable to fund said lawsuit (HE'S POOR!) and Ralph, being the little worm that he is, is now quietly claiming that Da Bet is back on! Why? Because he's winning stupid. Unless of course it does get released, in which case the bet was completely illegitimate and never happened if you want to know the truth about it.

But you know what, lets just play along and pretend the bet is still on, the bet would still be in Nulls favor anyway if we consider the following:

1. Null can still win his lawsuit against the county and have the footage released. Ralph is just claiming victory now because he feels like it's safe to do so.
2. This court battle can become extremely lengthy, so there's potential that Ralph will die / be murdered before a verdict is reached
3. If you're dead you cannot claim your winnings

bonus pig: Ralph completely hunched over (deceased?) until a song that is playing mentions a circumcised penis (0:00), "MAH DADDIE WAS DERE AND HE SAID: DON'T CHOP THAT FORESKIN OFF!" (0:15), "WE ALL GOT OUR FORESKINS, FUCK DESE JEWS, DAS WHAT DAY (his father and uncle) SED" (0:25), The remainder of the clip is Ralph recanting a very real story of his father and uncle having a deep conversation about not chopping Ralphs foreskin off.

 

[Sloppa]

Ralph is already showering his victim with gifts

AKA fatso is giving her pantsu's old clothes, which smell of cigarette smoke, urine ammonia and cat shit.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I click on and Ralph is talking to Grok about how much money it would take to pay a homeless man to sexually assault Gator or something. Is this the return of IBS??

Also pretty sure he's faking $5 donos at this point. The counter randomly goes up without any notification or mentions by the Ralphamale, lol. He's done it multiple times, which I guess makes it less obvious but it's still obvious.

he knows the senorita is watching and if he doesn't make $30 an hour like a total boss, he knows the gig is up.

 

[Um...]

He’s really obsessed with porn/sex/rape fantasies these days huh. My personal theory is that’s what happens to middle-aged/old men when their peckers no longer work.

 

[sufferhorse]

Today's numbers

Rumble viewcount: 190

Totally real and unique chatters: 15

0nTheJ0hn
Nekote
nateybakes
Feoviejo
McMufffin
w1n55t
Kioskman
CloudedTrigger
AholeAnderson
Jewsstaykillingchrist
super_stitch
Smichael2
Franco5306
realartax
General_Septic


Most of this new names are so clearly bots i shouldnt count em. But alas.

 

[Truly Rural]

Ralph truly and honestly did not accept the bet of 5k for the body cam because he was never offered to bet. Ralph offered it, Null accepted it. This is one of the rare instances when Ralph is telling the truth and even when he tells the truth it somehow turns out to be a lie. Quite a talent he is.

 

[Die For Me!]

7/10/25 - The 19 Year Old Senorita
​

Ralphs studio, which only happens to also be his room, was thoroughly cleaned top to bottom and rearranged once the 19 year old senorita stepped foot inside his pig pen.
Ralph has an additional bed in his room that he piles all his clothes on, plus "some other stuff" (0:35), Ralph was literally hollering his "WAIDUH MINUTE" catchphrase into Google Translate to make her stop (1:10), Ralph confirms his second bed with clothes on it was his hamper "I still have to get the clothes clean" (1:30), Ralph suspects the "acoustics" have changed completely in his room because it clearly had garbage piles touching the ceiling (1:50), Ralph has several more pictures of the 19 year old senorita (3:25)

The Senorita is already demanding passage into America

Ralph speaks in length on how amazing it is she doesn't have any social media

Ralphs conversations with all the locals and his girlfriend are through his mobile phone speaker

Ralphs ex prostitute "Girlfriend" actually researched Ralphs atrocities and questioned him about his past

Murder Gator Segment​

Ralph spoke in length with Grok about the many ways to murder Gator and how much it would cost to get the job done. This went on for several hours.
Ralph wants Sharia Law since he believes it's the only way to get rid of Gator

"What's next? More Gator torture, or something fresh?" (0:20), Someone donates the Sorry Gator video (0:25), Ralph attempts his own Sorry Gator, and apologies afterwords for how much it sucks (0:35), Ralph fails to quote himself (0:45)

Ralph also tries to mimic the removal of his sunglasses part of the Sorry Gator video, it is completely soulless and a dreadful reminder how dead the Sektur is

It was apparently enough to get an old time fan of the Killstream "smichael2" to donate the entire remainder of the goal

Wow, $90 dollars. AND he's a silent, big fan of the killstream that only now decided to donate on a whim to own the kiwifags? I don't know about you, but I'm beginning to see a pattern here. Remember this donation from late last month?

Here's the dono in question, from a user named Sparkles19, which appears to have only donated at most 1 other time

I was just about to post his profile and compare it to Sparkles19, showing how incredibly similar the formatting of their names are, and how they both have no profile pictures, but as of writing, this Smichael2 has now deleted his account!

Wow, it's almost as if Ralph is the laziest, fattest piece of shit to ever exist and is faking donations and trying to cover up the ebadaaance

Grok called Pantsu Pantsy (0:00), Ralphs speaks in length on how his Anxiety is scaring him from hosting shows (1:10)

bonus pig:
"bah! bah! bah! bahh! E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E"(0:00), "Buhhhhh, boom! boom! boom!" (0:17)

 

[Um...]

Ralphs ex prostitute "Girlfriend"

Ex prostitute?

Ralphs conversations with all the locals and his girlfriend are through his mobile phone speaker

What a loser. Pathetic. He’s lived there how long now, and STILL can’t speak the language?

The Senorita is already demanding passage into America

Guess her ‘research’ hasn’t uncovered the fact that he’s too broke to return to the US. She’ll drop his ass faster than his last ‘girlfriend’ once she figures this out.

 

[sufferhorse]

question: if he has another bedroom, why does he sleep in the one that has 2 single beds + his streaming gear?

Answer: he is kurt cobaining it.

0:55:04. Guns n Roses bass player calls it.

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggertits raised the goal to $250. I don't quite understand why he is adjusting it anyway, he always fakes enough to hit it. Looks great without his cap, he combed a little pig tail on his forehead.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Looks great without his cap, he combed a little pig tail on his forehead.

Dueling Norwoods

 

[Die For Me!]

Piggertits raised the goal to $250. I don't quite understand why he is adjusting it anyway, he always fakes enough to hit it. Looks great without his cap, he combed a little pig tail on his forehead.
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Every single time he does this he looks like a gigantic man baby.

It's so disgusting, and even more gross knowing he only does this to manipulate the courts and women.

 

[HackerX]

Piggertits raised the goal to $250. I don't quite understand why he is adjusting it anyway, he always fakes enough to hit it. Looks great without his cap, he combed a little pig tail on his forehead.
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I think he's trying to figure out how to best manipulate donations out of people? Like hoping a donotrain starts by donating $5 2-3x to himself after a stagnant hour?

The fake $100 ones are ultra dumb because of how counterintuitive they are. I get why he does them (to own the alogs ofc), but that doesn't even work anymore so at this point it's purely negative. Maybe he's hoping to normalize the idea to his 3 paypigs that it's fine to send him $100? No idea.

Either way, him making $500 a week, on a good week, is not unbelievable. I get that Mehico is cheap and it's not like Ralph repays any of the substantial debt he's surely accrued, but I'm not sure how long this level of income is sustainable. Especially when it's certainly going to continue getting lower and lower.

Edit: An example of the master at work.


My mans just replaying the same donations and counting them towards da goal.

 

[sufferhorse]

Today's numbers:

Rumble viewers: 240

Unique chatters: 14

McMufffin
BurgerEnjoyer
Feoviejo
misterquasterhopper
Steakk
Untermensch80
BurgerEnjoyer
HMoonekorH
CloudedTrigger
Nekote
MrNoseBurg
Kioskman
Maddmoof
downFurther

 

[Die For Me!]

Edit: An example of the master at work.

It's funny how that hideous logo just one day started appearing above his donos and Ralph just shrugged his shoulders and continued scrolling his timeline. Really shows how little of a fuck he gives about anything anymore, and doubly so with how much easier it is now to track donations when he practically painted a gigantic target on them.
Also this "Drag Queen Groyper" doesn't have a Rumble, so if Ralph really did fake this name you really have to wonder what in the fuck is going on in this hog's brain.

 

[sufferhorse]

at one point at the end of the show, he started responding to literally no one. i dont know if he was seeing things, or reading an internal private chat but his own rumble chat DID NOT MOVE FOR LIKE 6 MINUTES and he kept responding to comments that WHERE NOT THERE.

 

[Mynameisdark]

at one point at the end of the show, he started responding to literally no one. i dont know if he was seeing things, or reading an internal private chat but his own rumble chat DID NOT MOVE FOR LIKE 6 MINUTES and he kept responding to comments that WHERE NOT THERE.

It was probably private group chats he was responding to, when he started the Candace Owens stream snipe he spammed his stream link into God knows how many groyper chats he was still apart of.

Ralph always goes where the conversation is, and it ain't in the Killstream chat on Rumble.