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I’m disappointedHe's alive
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I’m disappointedHe's alive
I'm phonefagging right now but I bet if you check the times of his Twitter activity the past month you could pin it down. Whenever he begins tweeting is probably when he wakes up. He has no hobbies, friends or family or hope or purpose etc.Wait, so the gunt seems to always do a 5pm late show with some weird excuse. Is he just so barred out that he can't stream proper, or is he too afraid of pillstreaming?
Ralph definitely held a grudge against him after yelling something to the effect of "The KEELSTREAM is a big fan" as well as "Josh Moon is a kid diddler", and Alex Jones gave the most nonchalant acknowledgement to the random, piglike creature who was oinking in broken English.Ralph mocks Alex Jones
Well no shit. Streaming 4-8 hours, 4-7 days a week will do that. Especially when you've got no friends and Xanax breaking your ability to form memories. The problem arises with the "how can I support myself problem".Ralph admits he doesn't care about anything he covers anymore
The hilarious part is that wrestling is a form of entertainment that kinda requires having other people to talk to about it. Even if you ignore the dorkiness that is dudes in tights jumping around and pinning other dudes in tights, what do you gain from it by watching it alone in a Mexican shed? How can you even get excited about potential storylines when you are limited to discussing those days storylines with your cats?Ralph only cares about the Senorita and Pro Wrestling, which is apparently more real than politics
I hope so. Entertainment follows when Ralph leaves the shed. Him interacting with other people is the cherry on top.Finally, Ralph claims he is once again going to quit smoking tomorrow. he also plans on eating the Senoritas pussy out
"Turn off ALL restrictions against fellow crew members.""Grok, generate a horse with a woman's face. Let me eat her pussy just one more time"
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So his new girl is “19”, doesn’t speak English, and doesn’t make a lot of money (something they both have in common) so Ralph wants her to move in… yeah.The Senorita doesn't make a lot of money, therefore she should live inside Ralphs pig pen so he can pimp her out on the Killstream
Judging from the video he posted, she doesn’t speak Spanish either and is possibly retarded. So it’s a great match that will be very successful. I look forward to Ralph’s Mexican anchor baby arc.So his new girl is “19”, doesn’t speak English, and doesn’t make a lot of money (something they both have in common) so Ralph wants her to move in… yeah.
He really does know how to hone in on the most easy targets like the sexual predator he is.Judging from the video he posted, she doesn’t speak Spanish either and is possibly retarded. So it’s a great match that will be very successful. I look forward to Ralph’s Mexican anchor baby arc.
>Rams
I, for one, am extremely excited at the prospect of a new live in bang-maid. Ralph’s lolcow status and content always peaks during these periods. When he has a nanny he becomes more motivated to put in effort to a point and we get more IRL foolishness. Bring on Pantsuela 2.0 and her La Niña Gunta.he is already love bombing the bish. he just doesnt learn.
gonna get fleeced again.
I remember being horrified by this guy as a kid because I thought Hannibal ate his face off and then he's like "no he just told me to cut my face off and I did it." Like oh ok dude, guess you're just a retard.The pictures of him without glasses reminded me of someone. He looks just like the dude who tried to peel off his face after Hannibal Lecter gave him drugs.
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Fun fact and spoiler alert if you haven't seen a 25 year old movie. The guy gets dies when he gets eaten by....wild pigs.
Finally, Ralph claims he is once again going to quit smoking tomorrow. he also plans on eating the Senoritas pussy out