🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 277 71.8%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%

  • Total voters
    386
Also, why the fuck is he wearing a jacket? It's 96 degrees in Merida right now. His circulatory system is aloggin' him.
You know damn well why. He had to buy some nigger jacket to impress his destitute prostitute, what else was he gonna use? His charm? His elegant way of storytelling when neither of them understands eachother?

So also he must just show it off to his simps, so he only wore it during that clip, then fast as fuck threw off all clothes and huffed and sweaty like a greased up hog.

Dats the tooth now when i think about it!
 
Ralphs celebratory post on 100k doubles as an apology for having nothing to talk about anymore and probably bailing on a show today. This was posted on his Rumble

However, Ralph has made the fatal mistake of not putting on the Noir Filter or just not wearing sunglasses indoors (where there is no sun) as the trash-heap he calls a "room" is clearly reflected on his glasses
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I guess he has one of those studio lights shinning down on him at all times? Also there appears to be a window his right
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Ralphs celebratory post on 100k doubles as an apology for having nothing to talk about anymore and probably bailing on a show today. This was posted on his Rumble
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However, Ralph has made the fatal mistake of not putting on the Noir Filter or just not wearing sunglasses indoors (where there is no sun) as the trash-heap he calls a "room" is clearly reflected on his glasses
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I guess he has one of those studio lights shinning down on him at all times? Also there appears to be a window his right
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Look at the bright side. The Xitter 100k special that he announced would start at 5 PM EST to celebrate his illustrious achievement hasn't started. No xeets from the Ralphamale so far.

What's funny about Ralph is you could remove all the drama, all the alogs, all his zany antics, and he wouldn't be much better off. Ralph is simply atrocious as a content creator and he doesn't do any of the fundamentally basic things right, if at all. Streams are announced as cancelled and/or delayed at best. Just plain ghosted at worst. People, even the dozen or so paypigs that enjoy Ralphacommentary, lose interest when the entertainment he allegedly provides isn't reliable.

He doesn't provide any interesting commentary either and just sits there silently watching CNN or talks to AI for hours on end. Ralph doesn't provide any unique reason to watch him at all. Which doesn't help when the occasional guest he brings are literal who's. The only people who watch him are either literal retards and gaylogs and the former will stop if/when they find a new habit. The latter will stop if he stays the course.

I'll even give Ralph a tiny bit of credit in that he's not slamming xans down his mouthhole (on stream at least) or purpling out on stream at the moment. Even though it's like the 8th time he's done this exact Ralphacycle, so everyone knows how that's gonna go. He's clearly trying to stabilize the KEELSTREAM as a business by building a reliable audience, but he's just boring as fuck unless there's something ridiculously insane going on.

It's an unusual situation because I doubt anyone would be upset if Ralph actually manages to turn his life around (Not that he has. AT BEST, he's in step 0), but it would also mean a lot less milk. The board would turn into a thread. The thread would start hitting page 2 and so on and so on, but then Ralph's income potential would become even more limited because of the fact he's so awful at content creation and the only way people are introduced to Ralph is "hey look at this fat drunk dude passing out on stream".

It's crazy that the current state of the KEELSTREAM is the best he can hope for that doesn't involve him accelerating his demise. Subsisting on a handful of reliable donators to make $50-$100 a night until those paypigs stop being reliable because of the shit I mentioned earlier. The ghostings. The no-shows. People getting bored out of their minds because there is a limit to watching him talk to AI or watch CNN. As retarded as his true n' honest paypigs are, they'll find something new eventually.

tl;dr of my Ted talk: Ralph, you either need to start doing some of that famous gonzo journalism and plan another relapse or you need to stop fucking streaming because you suck at it.

Edit: It is now 3.5 hours after the KEELSTREAM 100k Xitter celebration stream was scheduled to start. There has been no stream and no Xitter posts announcing a delay. I really don't know how he can afford to skip/ghost/cancel streams so often considering his obvious dire financial situation. I get that $100 isn't much compared to the good ole days, but the horse didn't ask "where did the money go" because you still had the money, Ralph.

All 3 of his fans are getting restless.
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I think I'm starting to understand why Ralph didn't feel like showing up after the BBB passed :story:
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For those who don't watch the keel stream (all of you) Ralph religiously stares at this graph almost as much as he does Aaron Imholtes high school year book photos. He has stated he really doesn't want it to go below 19.00, but now that the BBB has passed, it appears 17.00 might become a reality very soon.

Trump's bill that literally kicks NEETs off their entitlements and buses them into plantations the illegals used to work in, plus the yuge amount of spending that will be used for things like building the wall (you know, that border Ralph loves crossing on foot to save pesos?), is quite literally the end for the Killstream, and the podcasting race as a whole. If there ever was a "Prevent Tards Absconding Wallets To Unqualified Grifters" Bill, this would literally be it.
I'm ending this post with Ralphs statements about his work ethic, which confirms Ralph will kill himself rather than pluck cotton beside bibble and the gaytor gaymore
 
> 7 weeks sober
> 100K followers
> Mexican gf
> 250+ goal streak

The show is even BETTER than it was in 2018-2020 run. LFG!!!!!
> no fireworks
> no barbeque
> no celebration
> no family
> no friends
> no kids
> no money
> no ring to flex
> no life (outside his little streams and Twitter)
> no future

WORST show ever. SAD!!!!
 
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