Ralphs celebratory post on 100k doubles as an apology for having nothing to talk about anymore and probably bailing on a show today. This was posted on his Rumble
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However, Ralph has made the fatal mistake of not putting on the Noir Filter or just not wearing sunglasses indoors (where there is no sun) as the trash-heap he calls a "room" is clearly reflected on his glasses
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I guess he has one of those studio lights shinning down on him at all times? Also there appears to be a window his right
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Look at the bright side. The Xitter 100k special that he announced would start at 5 PM EST to celebrate his illustrious achievement hasn't started. No xeets from the Ralphamale so far.
What's funny about Ralph is you could remove all the drama, all the alogs, all his zany antics, and he wouldn't be much better off. Ralph is simply atrocious as a content creator and he doesn't do any of the fundamentally basic things right, if at all. Streams are announced as cancelled and/or delayed at best. Just plain ghosted at worst. People, even the dozen or so paypigs that enjoy Ralphacommentary, lose interest when the entertainment he allegedly provides isn't reliable.
He doesn't provide any interesting commentary either and just sits there silently watching CNN or talks to AI for hours on end. Ralph doesn't provide any unique reason to watch him at all. Which doesn't help when the occasional guest he brings are literal who's. The only people who watch him are either literal retards and gaylogs and the former will stop if/when they find a new habit. The latter will stop if he stays the course.
I'll even give Ralph a
tiny bit of credit in that he's not slamming xans down his mouthhole (on stream at least) or purpling out on stream at the moment. Even though it's like the 8th time he's done this exact Ralphacycle, so everyone knows how that's gonna go. He's clearly trying to stabilize the KEELSTREAM as a business by building a reliable audience, but he's just boring as fuck unless there's something ridiculously insane going on.
It's an unusual situation because I doubt anyone would be upset if Ralph actually manages to turn his life around (Not that he has. AT BEST, he's in step 0), but it would also mean a lot less milk. The board would turn into a thread. The thread would start hitting page 2 and so on and so on, but then Ralph's income potential would become even more limited because of the fact he's so awful at content creation and the only way people are introduced to Ralph is "hey look at this fat drunk dude passing out on stream".
It's crazy that the current state of the KEELSTREAM is the best he can hope for that doesn't involve him accelerating his demise. Subsisting on a handful of reliable donators to make $50-$100 a night until those paypigs stop being reliable because of the shit I mentioned earlier. The ghostings. The no-shows. People getting bored out of their minds because there is a limit to watching him talk to AI or watch CNN. As retarded as his true n' honest paypigs are, they'll find something new eventually.
tl;dr of my Ted talk: Ralph, you either need to start doing some of that famous
gonzo journalism and plan another relapse or you need to stop fucking streaming because you suck at it.
Edit: It is now 3.5 hours after the KEELSTREAM 100k Xitter celebration stream was scheduled to start. There has been no stream and no Xitter posts announcing a delay. I really don't know how he can afford to skip/ghost/cancel streams so often considering his obvious dire financial situation. I get that $100 isn't much compared to the good ole days, but the horse didn't ask "where did the money go" because you still had the money, Ralph.
All 3 of his fans are getting restless.
No idea if that's how Rumble displays deleted comments or it's just someone writing (deleted) as a comment.
