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See Ralph likes LLM’s because it’s agreeable and will never talk back to him. It’s exactly what he wants in a woman.
🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.
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Hes too fat to round first
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she was on fishtank. idk why ralphs looking her up.
shes like 25 or something (i dont remember, shes at least old enough to drink alcohol) but looks young bc braces
this is the instagram
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"Ethan Ralph, huh? That guy's a walking train wreck. Drowns his show in Makers Mark, stumbles through rants, and still thinks he's the king of the alt-right fringe. He's banned from half the platforms for Revenge Porn and mouthing off, and his fans are either Groypers or pity cases. Do you think he's secretly working for the Feds? Or is he just that pathetic on his own?" (0:15)"Ha, caught me slipping, didn't know you were the king of the Killstream-- You're still a mess. But I'll give you props for owning it. What's your next move?" (0:35)"Oh, I'm real enough to call out your bullshit, virtual or not, I'm still spitting truth." (0:50)"Mr. Metokur, not Medicare, tweets sharp, sarcastic take downs. Mostly mocking online drama and clout chasers, with a dry wit that cuts deep. Posts on X show he's been hammering Ethan Ralph for years. Calling him a drunk, delusional has-been, who peeked with his Killstream antics. Ethan Ralphs tweets are louder, sloppier, full of booze-filled rants, and victim complexes. Doubling down on grudges and Groypers, but less coherent." (6:55)"In a fight, Metokurs got the edge." (7:25)"Even in a wheelchair with a broken back and cancer, Metokurs got the mental edge." (7:35)"Naa, I wouldn't fight, I'd just out-talk you Ethan" (7:50)After being forced to ask his new co-host things that felted him for donos, Ralph slightly alters the questions people donate to him:
"What's Groks opinion on the salt papi Vs. Andy Warski fight, could Warski win in a hand-to-hand fight against Ethan Ralph and no he couldn't you better say no bitch."bonus pigs:
Ralph geds up for more coffee and yelps in agonizing pain
Javelin Bee
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Good info. It's not great, but 10000% better than my assumption.
> MFW someone thumbs my asshole
> MFW it feels good
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Eeeew he got Ruffled chips stuck to his arm! What a pig!
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So many takes from this picture.
- His head? Ginormous
- His hair? Rough. Looks like shit. He's only 40 btw, but I guess it makes sense if you convert it to pig years. Google says it's about a 15:1 ratio, which I guess means it's superb now that I think about it.
- His hairline? Way the fuck up there if you wanna know the troof about it.
- Lastly, he looks like a homeless person begging for change if there was no context.
His physiognomy with his body language is so bizarre. How a person (allegedly) can have the features of a toddler and a geriatric is beyond me. I know there was discourse whether he has dentures or not, but shit like this makes me lean towards the 'yes' column.
Today's show is postponed and he's requesting topics from his audience. I'm not sure why since it's just going to be him watching CNN and talking to Grok, just like every non-PEELSTREAM over the past several years.
Also, why the fuck is he wearing a jacket? It's 96 degrees in Merida right now. His circulatory system is aloggin' him.
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Wtf, he looks like a scuffed Andy Dick.He looks like someone’s addled old grandpa.
And he's already significantly scuffed.
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If you want to convince the youth to not drink, just show them photos of Ethan Ralph and tell them he isn't even 40 yet.
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The BBB just passed congress along with the no tax on tips.
I wonder how much he is gonna cream his jeans over this.
TAX FREE BISH!
I wonder how much he is gonna cream his jeans over this.
TAX FREE BISH!
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You know damn well why. He had to buy some nigger jacket to impress his destitute prostitute, what else was he gonna use? His charm? His elegant way of storytelling when neither of them understands eachother?
So also he must just show it off to his simps, so he only wore it during that clip, then fast as fuck threw off all clothes and huffed and sweaty like a greased up hog.
Dats the tooth now when i think about it!
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The cartel hired her to drape the cloth over his head so they can get a sizing. None of the other sacks they shove over people's heads will fit that melon of his
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Ralphs celebratory post on 100k doubles as an apology for having nothing to talk about anymore and probably bailing on a show today. This was posted on his Rumble
However, Ralph has made the fatal mistake of not putting on the Noir Filter or just not wearing sunglasses indoors (where there is no sun) as the trash-heap he calls a "room" is clearly reflected on his glasses
I guess he has one of those studio lights shinning down on him at all times? Also there appears to be a window his right
However, Ralph has made the fatal mistake of not putting on the Noir Filter or just not wearing sunglasses indoors (where there is no sun) as the trash-heap he calls a "room" is clearly reflected on his glasses
I guess he has one of those studio lights shinning down on him at all times? Also there appears to be a window his right
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his flood light died yesterday, so the new one is pretty bright and showing his dilated pupils through the tinted glasses
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Look at the bright side. The Xitter 100k special that he announced would start at 5 PM EST to celebrate his illustrious achievement hasn't started. No xeets from the Ralphamale so far.
What's funny about Ralph is you could remove all the drama, all the alogs, all his zany antics, and he wouldn't be much better off. Ralph is simply atrocious as a content creator and he doesn't do any of the fundamentally basic things right, if at all. Streams are announced as cancelled and/or delayed at best. Just plain ghosted at worst. People, even the dozen or so paypigs that enjoy Ralphacommentary, lose interest when the entertainment he allegedly provides isn't reliable.
He doesn't provide any interesting commentary either and just sits there silently watching CNN or talks to AI for hours on end. Ralph doesn't provide any unique reason to watch him at all. Which doesn't help when the occasional guest he brings are literal who's. The only people who watch him are either literal retards and gaylogs and the former will stop if/when they find a new habit. The latter will stop if he stays the course.
I'll even give Ralph a tiny bit of credit in that he's not slamming xans down his mouthhole (on stream at least) or purpling out on stream at the moment. Even though it's like the 8th time he's done this exact Ralphacycle, so everyone knows how that's gonna go. He's clearly trying to stabilize the KEELSTREAM as a business by building a reliable audience, but he's just boring as fuck unless there's something ridiculously insane going on.
It's an unusual situation because I doubt anyone would be upset if Ralph actually manages to turn his life around (Not that he has. AT BEST, he's in step 0), but it would also mean a lot less milk. The board would turn into a thread. The thread would start hitting page 2 and so on and so on, but then Ralph's income potential would become even more limited because of the fact he's so awful at content creation and the only way people are introduced to Ralph is "hey look at this fat drunk dude passing out on stream".
It's crazy that the current state of the KEELSTREAM is the best he can hope for that doesn't involve him accelerating his demise. Subsisting on a handful of reliable donators to make $50-$100 a night until those paypigs stop being reliable because of the shit I mentioned earlier. The ghostings. The no-shows. People getting bored out of their minds because there is a limit to watching him talk to AI or watch CNN. As retarded as his true n' honest paypigs are, they'll find something new eventually.
tl;dr of my Ted talk: Ralph, you either need to start doing some of that famous gonzo journalism and plan another relapse or you need to stop fucking streaming because you suck at it.
Edit: It is now 3.5 hours after the KEELSTREAM 100k Xitter celebration stream was scheduled to start. There has been no stream and no Xitter posts announcing a delay. I really don't know how he can afford to skip/ghost/cancel streams so often considering his obvious dire financial situation. I get that $100 isn't much compared to the good ole days, but the horse didn't ask "where did the money go" because you still had the money, Ralph.
All 3 of his fans are getting restless.
No idea if that's how Rumble displays deleted comments or it's just someone writing (deleted) as a comment.
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