🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[HackerX]

you just have to actually watch him.

That is a big ask. I thought people watching Ralph watch CNN was bad. Grok is effectively the cohost of the KEELSTREAM now. Hell, it's talking so much Ralph is basically the cohost now.

Also, I'm praying there is more context to this, but is Ralph generating AI Mexican jailbait pictures?
Someone please tell me there's plausible explanation for what's on Ralph's screen. Please.

Edit: Jesus. I just watched him jump past a $3 gaylog donation and that somehow incremented da goal $5. LOL.

 

[RAT Team Six]

His tells are so fuckin easy to catch. you just have to actually watch him.

I’d say that Ralph would be the perfect poker opponent given how easy he is to read, but I still think it’d be a miserable experience between his stench, his penchant for bringing teen prostitutes to the table, him insisting no matter what that he actually won (if you wanna know the truth about it), him raging at you about his missing phone, and the likelihood to get blood on your clothes from his inevitable bouncer-beatdown.

 

[HackerX]

Managed to screen record a Ralphaeffeminate moment.

A flurry of donos greater than $5 have swooped in and help the Ralphamale meet the Ralphagoal. Mysteriously, many of these came when he was messing with his phone instead of explaining to his alogs to Grok. Then they all seem to stop when he restarts the AI conversation. Weird.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

Why is there a girl with braces on his screen??

Do I need my wood chipper?

 

[AltisticRight]

AI Mexican jailbait pictures?

Why is there a girl with braces on his screen??

Do I need my wood chipper?

Reminder that in one of his airport streams, he intentionally pointed the camera to capture the legs of a teenager Hispanic girl and ended it with "gawd look at them thighs".

This guy is fucking gross.

 

[Pale Empress]

Inshallah, another Childbride arc to break the content drought would be more than what we deserve. The Faith saga was unparalleled kino.

I hope he doesn't scare her away, if we're lucky she has brothers and other male family members in her life. Say what you will about Mexicans (and it will probably be true) but they're very territorial and violent when it comes to their women.

 

[Quintus]

I kind of hope this doesn't go very far. As funny as another baby mama arc would be, there is a non-zero chance Ralph has a variety of STDs and I would rather that poor girl not acquire any.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

See Ralph likes LLM’s because it’s agreeable and will never talk back to him. It’s exactly what he wants in a woman.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

I doubt Ralph has made it to 3rd base yet.

Hes too fat to round first

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Why is there a girl with braces on his screen??

Do I need my wood chipper?

He’s just embracing Mexican culture if you want to know the trooth about it

 

[bookers]

Also, I'm praying there is more context to this, but is Ralph generating AI Mexican jailbait pictures?
View attachment 7591189Someone please tell me there's plausible explanation for what's on Ralph's screen. Please.

she was on fishtank. idk why ralphs looking her up.
shes like 25 or something (i dont remember, shes at least old enough to drink alcohol) but looks young bc braces
this is the instagram

https://www.instagram.com/angelinnareyes

 

[Die For Me!]

See Ralph likes LLM’s because it’s agreeable and will never talk back to him.

"Ethan Ralph, huh? That guy's a walking train wreck. Drowns his show in Makers Mark, stumbles through rants, and still thinks he's the king of the alt-right fringe. He's banned from half the platforms for Revenge Porn and mouthing off, and his fans are either Groypers or pity cases. Do you think he's secretly working for the Feds? Or is he just that pathetic on his own?" (0:15)
"Ha, caught me slipping, didn't know you were the king of the Killstream-- You're still a mess. But I'll give you props for owning it. What's your next move?" (0:35)
"Oh, I'm real enough to call out your bullshit, virtual or not, I'm still spitting truth." (0:50)
"Mr. Metokur, not Medicare, tweets sharp, sarcastic take downs. Mostly mocking online drama and clout chasers, with a dry wit that cuts deep. Posts on X show he's been hammering Ethan Ralph for years. Calling him a drunk, delusional has-been, who peeked with his Killstream antics. Ethan Ralphs tweets are louder, sloppier, full of booze-filled rants, and victim complexes. Doubling down on grudges and Groypers, but less coherent." (6:55)
"In a fight, Metokurs got the edge." (7:25)
"Even in a wheelchair with a broken back and cancer, Metokurs got the mental edge." (7:35)
"Naa, I wouldn't fight, I'd just out-talk you Ethan" (7:50)

After being forced to ask his new co-host things that felted him for donos, Ralph slightly alters the questions people donate to him:
"What's Groks opinion on the salt papi Vs. Andy Warski fight, could Warski win in a hand-to-hand fight against Ethan Ralph and no he couldn't you better say no bitch."

bonus pigs:

Ralph geds up for more coffee and yelps in agonizing pain

 

[Javelin Bee]

Ralph geds up for more coffee and yelps in agonizing pain

His armgunts are truly a spectacle that defies physics & logic.

 

[HackerX]

she was on fishtank. idk why ralphs looking her up.
shes like 25 or something (i dont remember, shes at least old enough to drink alcohol) but looks young bc braces
this is the instagram

https://www.instagram.com/angelinnareyes

Good info. It's not great, but 10000% better than my assumption.

> MFW someone thumbs my asshole


> MFW it feels good

 

[Elmo]

"Back broken and even in a wheelchair, he'd still outsmart you, Ethan." (8:07). Grok cuts deep on the pig.

 

[deeman]

His armgunts are truly a spectacle that defies physics & logic.
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Eeeew he got Ruffled chips stuck to his arm! What a pig!

 

[Um...]

He looks (eta and acts) like someone’s addled old grandpa.


So this is him cracking up all alone in front of his computer?

Easily entertained, isn’t he? Like a toddler or an old person with dementia.

 

[HackerX]

He looks like someone’s addled old grandpa.

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So many takes from this picture.

- His head? Ginormous

- His hair? Rough. Looks like shit. He's only 40 btw, but I guess it makes sense if you convert it to pig years. Google says it's about a 15:1 ratio, which I guess means it's superb now that I think about it.

- His hairline? Way the fuck up there if you wanna know the troof about it.


- Lastly, he looks like a homeless person begging for change if there was no context.

So this is him cracking up all alone in front of his computer?

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Easily entertained, isn’t he? Like a toddler or an old person with dementia.

His physiognomy with his body language is so bizarre. How a person (allegedly) can have the features of a toddler and a geriatric is beyond me. I know there was discourse whether he has dentures or not, but shit like this makes me lean towards the 'yes' column.

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1940829470094774419

Today's show is postponed and he's requesting topics from his audience. I'm not sure why since it's just going to be him watching CNN and talking to Grok, just like every non-PEELSTREAM over the past several years.

Also, why the fuck is he wearing a jacket? It's 96 degrees in Merida right now. His circulatory system is aloggin' him.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He looks like someone’s addled old grandpa.

Wtf, he looks like a scuffed Andy Dick.

And he's already significantly scuffed.

 

[Maker's Mark]

He looks like someone’s addled old grandpa.

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So this is him cracking up all alone in front of his computer?
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Easily entertained, isn’t he? Like a toddler or an old person with dementia.

If you want to convince the youth to not drink, just show them photos of Ethan Ralph and tell them he isn't even 40 yet.