🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[jewsernotfound]

ralphs thinking of ordering from "El Tejano BBQ" in merida. thinking of trying the texas twinkies. here's the menu link

https://el-tejano.ola.click/products?product=texas-twinkies-7a33

nice opsec, there, professor xanax.

 

[Die For Me!]

ralphs thinking of ordering from "El Tejano BBQ" in merida. thinking of trying the texas twinkies. here's the menu link

https://el-tejano.ola.click/products?product=texas-twinkies-7a33

nice opsec, there, professor xanax.

We already know Ralphs general location thanks to Ralph flashing his search history earlier this year. This doesn't really mean anything since Ralph doesn't leave his home anymore and can get everything he wants delivered to him.

Ralph already admitted that Cogs dox of his lawyer from months ago was troo & vindicated and no one has bothered to even post it on the farms. With it, we would be able to see the woodshed that Ralph lived in momentarily before he ran towards the mountains. If this doesn't show just how little anyone cares about the bounty hunt then I don't know what does. Dead Sektur Theory is real

 

[jewsernotfound]

i got the OBS of the first 4 hrs of the show that rumble cuts out of his replays for some reason for anyone who missed it. mini pill stream, some funny moments here and there but overall not that entertaining and i ended at 4hrs

edit: it's showing as "unavailable" on here but it still plays. might still be processing or finalizing

 

[Ethan Ralph's Low IQ]

He looks (eta and acts) like someone’s addled old grandpa.

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So this is him cracking up all alone in front of his computer?
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Easily entertained, isn’t he? Like a toddler or an old person with dementia.

Good Lord his hair He's got the hair of geriatric old man. Its that translucent type of gray, like it's about to go see through. This is not normal aging. Guys that go gray in their 30s or 40s don't look like this. Don't abuse drugs and alcohol, fellas. Find another way "to have lived".

 

[Mushroom King]

https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1941669054219157573

NEW: Rioters in Mexico City demand that Americans stop immigrating to their country and “stop stealing” their homes. You can’t make this up. Locals are fuming that Americans are “imposing their culture” and taking over. Some went as far to say that “gringos” should be k*lled while others told them to “get out of Mexico. ”Since COVID, American “digital nomads” have been flocking to Mexico City. “Mexico City is going through a transformation. There are a lot of foreigners, namely Americans, coming to live here,” said one local.



Uh oh!

Looks pretty insulated.. It'd be a shame if it spread!



Kill a Gringo?? Ralph sisters..

 

[HackerX]

Kill a Gringo?? Ralph sisters..

He may be safe yet! It depends on how liberally they use the term "gringo" or even "American". Ralph is, rather famously, a West Memphis Pigga Wigga afterall. More pig than human. More hypersensitive BPD woman than man. More Mexican than American.

 

[Die For Me!]

I think Ralphs gonna isolate himself further and use this as an excuse to not see his son. This problem can literally only get worse, but Ralph is too retarded and poor to come back now before things get out of hand.
Ralph has also been refusing to leave his home even for simple things that are in walking distance like cigarettes and potato chips. While the ongoing theory is because of the agonizing pain his bum knee is putting him through, maybe instead it's because of the anti-gringo sentiment growing all around him. How many more times can Ralph shove his phone into people's mouths with Google Translate open before they find it more convenient to stab him to death instead?

Doesn't he have an Uncle he can crash at for a bit, or did he somehow burn that bridge too?

 

[Elmo]

I think Ralphs gonna isolate himself further and use this as an excuse to not see his son. This problem can literally only get worse, but Ralph is too retarded and poor to come back now before things get out of hand.
Ralph has also been refusing to leave his home even for simple things that are in walking distance like cigarettes and potato chips. While the ongoing theory is because of the agonizing pain his bum knee is putting him through, maybe instead it's because of the anti-gringo sentiment growing all around him. How many more times can Ralph shove his phone into people's mouths with Google Translate open before they find it more convenient to stab him to death instead?

Doesn't he have an Uncle he can crash at for a bit, or did he somehow burn that bridge too?

Blame pmurT's America so he can make excuses to not visit his suuuuhn but the good news is that he's saving money on paying for hookers and questionably aged-19-year old dates.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Blame pmurT's America so he can make excuses to not visit his suuuuhn but the good news is that he's saving money on paying for hookers and questionably aged-19-year old dates.

Lol god damn I forgot about pmurt

 

[JustStopDude]

NEW: Rioters in Mexico City demand that Americans stop immigrating to their country and “stop stealing” their homes. You can’t make this up.

You've never heard of gentrification? Rich assholes moving in, driving up the cost of living for locals isn't unique to Mexico.

Like the Japanese right now have been protesting foreigners because the price of food, hotels, and housing has skyrocketed post COVID. The yen has kind of collapsed, making it real cheap for Americans to visit.

 

[Um...]

Ralph has also been refusing to leave his home even for simple things that are in walking distance

Temperatures in the mid-high 90s every day not to mention humid asf and that blazingly hot sun (closer to the equator than anywhere here in the US) might have something to do with that.

 

[AnOminous]

Temperatures in the mid-high 90s every day not to mention humid asf and that blazingly hot sun (closer to the equator than anywhere here in the US) might have something to do with that.

He's also fat and fishbelly white so he's likely to get sunburned or sunstroke in minutes and die like a fish in the sun.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

i got the OBS of the first 4 hrs of the show that rumble cuts out of his replays for some reason for anyone who missed it. mini pill stream, some funny moments here and there but overall not that entertaining and i ended at 4hrs

edit: it's showing as "unavailable" on here but it still plays. might still be processing or finalizing

I haven't checked in on Ralph in weeks and I randomly clicked throughout this video to see what he's up to, every single random click it was Ralph holding his phone to his face listening to Grok aside from one point in the middle where he had a caller/guest.
Is this what the killreport has become?
I saw the clip of Ralph getting genuinely mad because Grok roasted him, how the fuck is he this dumb? I thought it couldn't get any sadder than that, but the whole "cohost of the killstream" thing is just so pathetic that it absolutely tops it.
Grandpa grandma Ralph really needs to move back to America before he loses what is left of his mind due to complete isolation and lack of human contact.
He'll never do it though, the "legal" prescription for xannies is too important to him at this point.

 

[Um...]

Ralph has also been refusing to leave his home even for simple things

So, walking is out (fat, white, bum knee/hip, miserable sun/heat) likewise driving is also out (no truck) which leaves Uber or ordering for delivery, and ordering is the cheaper option so that’s what he does.

Sucks to be Ralph.

 

[alan thicke]

Doesn't he have an Uncle he can crash at for a bit, or did he somehow burn that bridge too?

imagine you had a retarded druggie brother you tried your best to help, but he ultimately became one with his lazy boy

Now your brother’s disease-ridden spawn comes to you after burning his life down

You give him “pappy’s lucky gold ring” as a go the fuck away gift and watch with cautious relief as he fucks off to Mexico with his horse wife and a child he has named after nick Fuentes’ dying streaming platform

No shot that guy lets Ralph sleep on his couch, not even once.

 

[Die For Me!]

No show
No tweet announcing a cancelled show
No tweet indicating there was a show in the first place
Just pure, unadulterated snooze

Edit: Ralph was felted by power outages again

https://archive.is/sgVak

"Theh". Ralph's drunken slurring is leaking into his writing once more.
"A-at leasthh we thill mayke it on aihh!" The new slogan for the Killstream unveiled!

 

[sufferhorse]

chances he talked some shit at yesterday's ball game and got white boy wasted by the chicanos?

 

[HackerX]

No show
No tweet announcing a cancelled show
No tweet indicating there was a show in the first place
Just pure, unadulterated snooze

Edit: Ralph was felted by power outages again
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https://archive.is/sgVak

"Theh". Ralph's drunken slurring is leaking into his writing once more.
"A-at leasthh we thill mayke it on aihh!" The new slogan for the Killstream unveiled!

He (allegedly) may not have reliable power or phone service but at least he's got Mexican Burger King.

 

[Um...]

“at leasthh we thill mayke it on aihh!" The new slogan for the Killstream unveiled!

“We”?

 

[HackerX]

He's alive

A pitiful 153 viewers so I guess even the Rumble bots are starting to boycott. TBF, I can't blame them. On the bright side, he wasn't talking to Grok in the 3 seconds I watched, so that's nice I guess. Though I did notice the streak isn't in place but that's attributable to the late start. I wonder how much of Ralph's regular tardiness can be attributed to him not wanting to larp as Jdanksrespecter?

Also not relevant to any particular discussion but this image was shared in the Gaytor thread.

Now those with an understanding of football and a keen eye may notice that he's wearing a Rams hat instead of the Chiefs. He would have worn that hat around the timeframe of the Rams being the new 'hot team' and head coach, which fits in line with how Ralph follows all sportsball teams. i.e., whoever is winning at that time. Plus, the Rams moved to LA and Ralph's favorite e-daddeh, Juju the cow (famous for getting fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow) lives in LA. And Ralph wonders why Harry "Iron Foot" Morris, along with everyone else, rolls their eyes when he's hollerin' about football.