7/10/25 - The 19 Year Old Senorita
Ralphs studio, which only happens to also be his room, was thoroughly cleaned top to bottom and rearranged once the 19 year old senorita stepped foot inside his pig pen.
Ralph has an additional bed in his room that he piles all his clothes on, plus "some other stuff" (0:35), Ralph was literally hollering his "WAIDUH MINUTE" catchphrase into Google Translate to make her stop (1:10), Ralph confirms his second bed with clothes on it was his hamper "I still have to get the clothes clean" (1:30), Ralph suspects the "acoustics" have changed completely in his room because it clearly had garbage piles touching the ceiling (1:50), Ralph has several more pictures of the 19 year old senorita (3:25)
The Senorita is already demanding passage into America
Ralph speaks in length on how amazing it is she doesn't have any social media
Ralphs conversations with all the locals and his girlfriend are through his mobile phone speaker
Ralphs ex prostitute "Girlfriend" actually researched Ralphs atrocities and questioned him about his past
Murder Gator Segment
Ralph spoke in length with Grok about the many ways to murder Gator and how much it would cost to get the job done. This went on for several hours.
Ralph wants Sharia Law since he believes it's the only way to get rid of Gator
"What's next? More Gator torture, or something fresh?" (0:20), Someone donates the Sorry Gator video (0:25), Ralph attempts his own Sorry Gator, and apologies afterwords for how much it sucks (0:35), Ralph fails to quote himself (0:45)
Ralph also tries to mimic the removal of his sunglasses part of the Sorry Gator video, it is completely soulless and a dreadful reminder how dead the Sektur is
It was apparently enough to get an old time fan of the Killstream "smichael2" to donate the entire remainder of the goal
Wow, $90 dollars. AND he's a silent, big fan of the killstream that only now decided to donate on a whim to own the kiwifags? I don't know about you, but I'm beginning to see a pattern here. Remember this donation from late last month?
Here's the dono in question, from a user named Sparkles19, which appears to have only donated at most 1 other time
I was just about to post his profile and compare it to Sparkles19, showing how
incredibly similar the formatting of their names are, and how they both have no profile pictures, but as of writing, this
Smichael2 has now deleted his account!
Wow, it's almost as if Ralph is the laziest, fattest piece of shit to ever exist and is faking donations and trying to cover up the eba
daaance
Grok called Pantsu Pantsy (0:00), Ralphs speaks in length on how his Anxiety is scaring him from hosting shows (1:10)
bonus pig:
"bah! bah! bah! bahh!
E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E"(0:00), "
Buhhhhh, boom! boom! boom!" (0:17)
