🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[AnOminous]

Why is a 40 years old but 60 years old looking grandpa still wearing a backwards baseball cap?

What is it with corpulent elderly homosexuals wearing baseball caps backwards? That shit makes anyone look like an absolute fucking mongoloid, but at least teenagers had an excuse because teenagers are all mongs.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

"I betchu alogs didn't know I cook pig slop"
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He’s still fat. The gunt is still there. Deflated but you can see it peak out whenever he turns.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He’s still fat. The gunt is still there. Deflated but you can see it peak out whenever he turns.

The deflated gunt somehow makes him look even more corpulent. Along with the third man titty.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Literally anyone can brown beef in a skillet

It's not even beef, it looks like grain feed they give to livestock that he's rehydrating.

 

[Die For Me!]

It's not even beef, it looks like grain feed they give to livestock that he's rehydrating.

Correct, there was no beef. it was 2-3 packages of cream cheese, pre-cooked chicken, butter, 2-3 jars of different hot sauces, fresh jalapenos, and beans from a can. For about the first 30 minutes of the stream, it was cream cheese and hot sauce sizzling in a pan.

 

[alan thicke]

It's not even beef, it looks like grain feed they give to livestock that he's rehydrating.

I couldn't figure out exactly what was going on there due to the short length of the clip that was posted and the low quality of the video, If he actually put that much ground beef in a skillet, it won't ever brown. It will just kind of steam in its own juices.

 

[sufferhorse]

cream boiled chicken and refried beans in a bag. YOU LOW CLASS NIGGERS WOULDNT KNOW THE DELICACY OF ENCHILADAS.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

it was 2-3 packages of cream cheese, pre-cooked chicken, butter, 2-3 jars of different hot sauces, fresh jalapenos, and beans from a can.

"And a handful of Senorita special I was able to salvage since my toilet doesn't flush."

 

[GaryGray]

It's not even beef, it looks like grain feed they give to livestock that he's rehydrating.

Don't know if Mexico has a Dollar Tree but that beef reminds me water solution added ground beef that can be purchased from that store.

 

[HackerX]

Don't know if Mexico has a Dollar Tree but that beef reminds me water solution added ground beef that can be purchased from that store.
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Hrm. Is the Mexican equivalent called 'The Peso Tree's? The Ralphamale should livestream that to show the alogs how much better Mexico is than the country his daddeh gave him.

 

[alan thicke]

Why go to peso tree when he can just dig around in torta guy's dumpster? Plenty of good fixin's back there.

 

[AltisticRight]

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What did I do? I'm a nice guy!

You forced all of us to have a DEI plan for hiring.

 

[niggercattle]

Correct, there was no beef. it was 2-3 packages of cream cheese, pre-cooked chicken, butter, 2-3 jars of different hot sauces, fresh jalapenos, and beans from a can. For about the first 30 minutes of the stream, it was cream cheese and hot sauce sizzling in a pan.

Uncle Gunt's party cheese salad.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Don't know if Mexico has a Dollar Tree but that beef reminds me water solution added ground beef that can be purchased from that store.
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I never knew Dollar Tree had ground beef, at least mine doesn't. How horrifying, altho if there is any food meant for a pig, this would be it.

 

[Die For Me!]

Here's the stream with sneedchat and ralphachat. This stream is jam packed with so much content I would probably have to spend a week trying to break it down. Even then, I really cannot do this stream as much justice as someone like paypaypay or Null doing live commentary over it. Here's some highlights that really stuck out to me in non-chronological order

• Ralph uses grocery store bags as garbage bags
  • There was no visible garbage can anywhere, meaning he probably has a dedicated wall somewhere in the house he throws all his small "garbage bags" at until it's garbage day
  • Ralph re-opened a full garbage bag to try and put more garbage into it
• the drinking jug of fail / tequila jug makes a return
• the Dumb Bitch Award Bat is real holy fucking shit
• Ralph is still not wearing his ring that he still totally has and definitely did not lose at the border back in May
• Ralph cannot stop himself from eating everything he makes in the middle of it being made
• Ralph pours obnoxious amounts of hot sauce in the slop + fresh jalapenos + random spices to try and show off he's not like those other gringos
• Ralph couldn't get spotify to work and played a song off his phone which was Goodbye Horses, he transformed into an airplane and zoomed around the kitchen
• Throughout the entire stream, Ralph ate his food off the stove
  • That is because the entire counter is filled with random shit everywhere, including the other counter that is off screen
• Ralph paces back in forth when speaking, exactly how a child would
• The cooking streams are going to be a regular thing now
• Ralph stated that the recipe he saw was so easy, he was talking with Hausemeister about how he'll have to pretend to fudge it
• Ralph shrieked like a little girl multiple times when he spilt the slop on his stove
• Ralph is too poor for oven mitts
• Ralph used his shorts as a towel and wiped his hands on them regularly
• Ralph added butter because he's from the south
• Ralph broke his blender on accident some time ago and couldn't use it on stream
• Ralph bragged his little pan he bought for $3 dollars would've costed $70 dollars in America
• Ralph doesn't have a strainer and had to strain the beans by tipping the can into the sink
• Ralph proclaimed several times "Come Dox me, bitch!"
  • Ralph stated he's actually only been doxed once and it wasn't even his fault if you want to know the truth about it
• Ralph BRAGS that he has a "top notch shack here"
• Being able to cook the absolute "bare minimum" actually makes womens pussies very wet according to Ralph
• Ralph showed off about 3-5 "Life Hacks" throughout the stream
  • One of them included sticking your head into your oven, sniffing for the gas, and lighting it with a torch if it wont start
• The Kitchen is not air conditioned and Ralph had to remove his jersey mid stream because of it
• Ralph proclaims that if the girl is legal, he's going to fuck them, and that the simps who a-log him don't even care, they're just jealous
  • "Your body, my choice" - Ethan Oliver Ralph
• Ralph keeps his microwave unplugged, an indication that his electronics are getting fried by the shitty mexican wiring in his house
• Ralph closed the stream singing Taylor Swift for the millionth time

And I barely even scratched the surface of the goyslop / pigslop itself . A deep investigation on the recipe Ralph used vs what he ended up using is also worthy of its own post. I'll re-iterate again that this is a certified all time #Keeeelstream banger.

Below is the description of the video, showing off the recipe

https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/simple-chicken-enchiladas/

 

[AndyGuntski]

his stream is especially boring today. 192 viewers. 53 dollars in donos. sad. pathetic