🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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GaryGray said:
Don't know if Mexico has a Dollar Tree but that beef reminds me water solution added ground beef that can be purchased from that store.
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Hrm. Is the Mexican equivalent called 'The Peso Tree's? The Ralphamale should livestream that to show the alogs how much better Mexico is than the country his daddeh gave him.
 
Here's the stream with sneedchat and ralphachat. This stream is jam packed with so much content I would probably have to spend a week trying to break it down. Even then, I really cannot do this stream as much justice as someone like paypaypay or Null doing live commentary over it. Here's some highlights that really stuck out to me in non-chronological order
  • Ralph uses grocery store bags as garbage bags
    • There was no visible garbage can anywhere, meaning he probably has a dedicated wall somewhere in the house he throws all his small "garbage bags" at until it's garbage day
    • Ralph re-opened a full garbage bag to try and put more garbage into it
  • the drinking jug of fail / tequila jug makes a return
  • the Dumb Bitch Award Bat is real holy fucking shit
  • Ralph is still not wearing his ring that he still totally has and definitely did not lose at the border back in May
  • Ralph cannot stop himself from eating everything he makes in the middle of it being made
  • Ralph pours obnoxious amounts of hot sauce in the slop + fresh jalapenos + random spices to try and show off he's not like those other gringos
  • Ralph couldn't get spotify to work and played a song off his phone which was Goodbye Horses, he transformed into an airplane and zoomed around the kitchen
  • Throughout the entire stream, Ralph ate his food off the stove
    • That is because the entire counter is filled with random shit everywhere, including the other counter that is off screen
  • Ralph paces back in forth when speaking, exactly how a child would
  • The cooking streams are going to be a regular thing now
  • Ralph stated that the recipe he saw was so easy, he was talking with Hausemeister about how he'll have to pretend to fudge it
  • Ralph shrieked like a little girl multiple times when he spilt the slop on his stove
  • Ralph is too poor for oven mitts
  • Ralph used his shorts as a towel and wiped his hands on them regularly
  • Ralph added butter because he's from the south
  • Ralph broke his blender on accident some time ago and couldn't use it on stream
  • Ralph bragged his little pan he bought for $3 dollars would've costed $70 dollars in America
  • Ralph doesn't have a strainer and had to strain the beans by tipping the can into the sink
  • Ralph proclaimed several times "Come Dox me, bitch!"
    • Ralph stated he's actually only been doxed once and it wasn't even his fault if you want to know the truth about it
  • Ralph BRAGS that he has a "top notch shack here"
  • Being able to cook the absolute "bare minimum" actually makes womens pussies very wet according to Ralph
  • Ralph showed off about 3-5 "Life Hacks" throughout the stream
    • One of them included sticking your head into your oven, sniffing for the gas, and lighting it with a torch if it wont start
  • The Kitchen is not air conditioned and Ralph had to remove his jersey mid stream because of it
  • Ralph proclaims that if the girl is legal, he's going to fuck them, and that the simps who a-log him don't even care, they're just jealous
    • "Your body, my choice" - Ethan Oliver Ralph
  • Ralph keeps his microwave unplugged, an indication that his electronics are getting fried by the shitty mexican wiring in his house
  • Ralph closed the stream singing Taylor Swift for the millionth time
And I barely even scratched the surface of the goyslop / pigslop itself :stress:. A deep investigation on the recipe Ralph used vs what he ended up using is also worthy of its own post. I'll re-iterate again that this is a certified all time #Keeeelstream banger.







Below is the description of the video, showing off the recipe
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https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/simple-chicken-enchiladas/
 
The only thing I seem grateful for from this slopfest cooking stream is that Ralph makes KingCobra seem like a culinary artist.
 
In the 5th "cooking" video above, ralph is singing along to "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus, best remembered for its use in the "I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me hard." scene in The Silence of the Lambs.
 
30+GameOvers said:
I never knew Dollar Tree had ground beef, at least mine doesn't. How horrifying, altho if there is any food meant for a pig, this would be it.
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They have "steak" too, equally repulsive. Never bought it, but it features in a lot of YouTube food horror porn reviews.
 
About 8 hours in and he's sitting at $204. The last relatively large donation ($25) was an obvious fake because there was no notification or reaction. The counter just incremented $25. Not gonna bother sifting through the rest, but it's safe to say that's one of the two Ralphamoves any time he hasn't received a significant dono after an hour or so. The other is the infamous "jdanksrespecter for $50" or some other person that isn't in the chat.

Ralph needs to either do things that highlight his incredible physique or return to some of that gonzo journalism, because $500 can't stretch that far in Mexico. Gabe Hoffman needs to figure out how far behind Ralph is behind on child support because there's 0% chance he's 6 months within being current. God forbid Pantsu ever decides to strike. Obviously it wouldn't mean anything because he couldn't pay any of it, but it'd be another talking point for the gaylogs.
 
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HackerX said:
About 8 hours in and he's sitting at $204. The last relatively large donation ($25) was an obvious fake because there was no notification or reaction. The counter just incremented $25. Not gonna bother sifting through the rest, but it's safe to say that's one of the two Ralphamoves any time he hasn't received a significant dono after an hour or so. The other is the infamous "jdanksrespecter for $50" or some other person that isn't in the chat.

Ralph needs to either do things that highlight his incredible physique or return to some of that gonzo journalism, because $500 can't stretch that far in Mexico. Gabe Hoffman needs to figure out how far behind Ralph is behind on child support because there's 0% chance he's 6 months within being current. God forbid Pantsuela ever decides to strike. Obviously it wouldn't mean anything because he couldn't pay any of it, but it'd be another talking point for the gaylogs.
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There's no reason to play Ralphs games. Even if he does get the money right now, so what? Ralph did not hit the goal during the standard 8 hours again. Now he's doing the "all night" fund for free until he hits the goal. But guess what happens when he hits the goal? He bails. So what the is the goal reward anymore? Why does it exist? As a donator, you literally get more show by not donating now. This is the level of lunacy we're at; a number that needs to go up every single showing purely out of spite, and the longer it's prolonged, the worse it will be when it breaks.
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BRIANNA'S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN RIGHT NOW, CAN YOU PLEASE JUST GIVE RALPH $13 DOLLARS??? PLEASE?!
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Ralph is a blight on anything Mexican culture and on anything other than that for that matter.
That cooking stream... really?
Did he even eat that trash.
The dude really does have a unique ability to ruin anything he touches.
Baseball hats, ruined. Sunglasses ruined, Freebird ruined, Stranglehold, definitely ruined.
I never want to deal with that stuff again because of his taint.
Guacamole, ruined. Yucatan, ruined, beaches, ruined. This fucker is a destroyer.
 
Die For Me! said:
There's no reason to play Ralphs games. Even if he does get the money right now, so what? Ralph did not hit the goal during the standard 8 hours again. Now he's doing the "all night" fund for free until he hits the goal. But guess what happens when he hits the goal? He bails. So what the is the goal reward anymore? Why does it exist? As a donator, you literally get more show by not donating now. This is the level of lunacy we're at; a number that needs to go up every single showing purely out of spite, and the longer it's prolonged, the worse it will be when it breaks.
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Ya gotta wonder how much money he's lost with faking donos. With what you said and the general de-incentivation that comes long with it because they assume they don't need to donate to him.
 
FiveStarAce said:
CWC has his shit together compared to Ralph at this point.
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Teflon Tard got away with everything in his life, including fucking his own mother and he even makes money for himself. Piggy here doesn't even have a name, he got scared and gave that up because he was afraid of some random guy on the street and he's eternally a broke bitch. There is no comparison here.
 
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