🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Nick Gars said:
Thats not even getting into his ailments. She could probably call him a "little faggot bitch", run 5 feet away, rinse and repeat till his little piggy heart pops. It would take less than 5 minutes.
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Well then he just needs to pull off his goofy baby ball cap and the fumes from his sweaty unwashed malding head simply drop her.
 
I've always maintained that Best Ralph is Fat Ralph. This is only supplanted by Ralph with a Bish. For some reason whenever he's got a bang maid (that he's not paying) he's so much more on edge and ready to fight / holler. There might be a little of the old magic left in the Gunt after all...
 
Die For Me! said:
Ice shows Ralph a DM from someone, Ice states "Is this true? Don't say it out loud" (0:00), Ralph is immediately livid (0:15), Ralph starts taunting them to call in (0:20), Ralph is no longer joking around, and turns off the music to address the mystery person (1:30), "Shut your fucking mouth before I FUCK YOUR WHOLE LIFE UP MOTHER FUCKER! (2:00), Ralph SLAMS the desk with his fist in a fit of tard rage (2:05)

"If he(?) say anything about that I will fucking... I will literally go to prison [?] fucking [?]"
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I'd like to speculate on what this could be, and who would be dm'ing this fine southern belle as a means to threaten Ralph with prison:
  • Ali Jamal, sex tape with Ralph
  • Nick Fuentes, sex tape with Ralph
  • Landlord/lawyer/plumber, has the Ralph sex tape with an underage puta I MEAN PROSTITUTE
  • Ade, or someone in her gravitational pull, has a tape of Ralph violating that HRO / TRO
  • The Pornographer in Colombia, he has the sex tape of Ralph with that (probably underage) troon
  • Handsome Harry Morris, he has something on Ralph
  • Gaymor Gaytor, sex tape with Ralph, or maybe just some shady business stuff he's been sitting on.
  • Vicious Viggers, he has the sex tape of Ralph with Arianna (his ex(?) wife, or maybe his underage son)
  • La Policia en Tijuana, they're coming back to finish the job they started with Paw Paw's ring (and I think that ring doubled as Ralph's wedding ring?)
  • Who knows what else? Tax evasion, child abandonment, spousal abandonment, running from court orders to appear in Virginia from that accident, maybe something with his truck in Mexico (maybe he ran over a kid or an old lady). YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CRAZY THING WILL HAPPEN ON DA Killstream.
  • Edit to add: the IRS. All those rumble rants aren't tax free until next year, puta.
 
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
I'd like to speculate on what this could be, and who would be dm'ing this fine southern belle as a means to threaten Ralph with prison:
  • Ali Jamal, sex tape with Ralph
  • Nick Fuentes, sex tape with Ralph
  • Landlord/lawyer/plumber, has the Ralph sex tape with an underage puta I MEAN PROSTITUTE
  • Ade, or someone in her gravitational pull, has a tape of Ralph violating that HRO / TRO
  • The Pornographer in Colombia, he has the sex tape of Ralph with that (probably underage) troon
  • Handsome Harry Morris, he has something on Ralph
  • Gaymor Gaytor, sex tape with Ralph, or maybe just some shady business stuff he's been sitting on.
  • Vicious Viggers, he has the sex tape of Ralph with Arianna (his ex(?) wife, or maybe his underage son)
  • La Policia en Tijuana, they're coming back to finish the job they started with Paw Paw's ring (and I think that ring doubled as Ralph's wedding ring?)
  • Who knows what else? Tax evasion, child abandonment, spousal abandonment, running from court orders to appear in Virginia from that accident, maybe something with his truck in Mexico (maybe he ran over a kid or an old lady). YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CRAZY THING WILL HAPPEN ON DA Killstream.
  • Edit to add: the IRS. All those rumble rants aren't tax free until next year, puta.
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I'd like to remind everyone that the following are located in Florida within driving distance of Ralph and Dumpy Dangerpussy:

1) Teddy Feaser
2) Baked Alaska
3) Adolwulf (Baked's current live-in manservant / pedo furfag - New Woozah)
4) Mersh
5) Bryan Dunn
6) Joshua Conner Moon
 
He keeps doing the xannie face touching throughout the stream, yet he still seems kinda stressed out, I think Ralph might need to take some more, maybe mix some booze in there too. Congrats on actually doing something interesting for the first time in ages though Ralph. Keep it up King!
 
Gator_Aids said:
I'd like to remind everyone that the following are located in Florida within driving distance of Ralph and Dumpy Dangerpussy:

1) Teddy Feaser
2) Baked Alaska
3) Adolwulf (Baked's current live-in manservant / pedo furfag - New Woozah)
4) Mersh
5) Bryan Dunn
6) Joshua Conner Moon
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Well, the good news is that it won't be too much of a hassle to get the police and court records if Ralph does anything spectacularly retarded.

I may be a bit presumptuous since this trip isn't over yet, but I'll give credit where credit is due. This is Ralph's 2nd trip and he hasn't had any breathtakingly idiotic travel mishaps. That's gotta be a record, right?

Though it could also be a sign of the times that they're ain't much that classic ol' life and energy in El Ragepiggo anymore. We're restricted to watching him wither away into nothingness or briefly resurge when this relationship inevitably goes the way of every other Ralpharelationship. TBH, he's already accomplished the former. How many more degrees of separation are there from his current state and homelessness?

If/when the frumpy bpd woman (talking about icedancer, not Ralph. Bada bing!) we'll get a good idea of the Ralphafuture. That's for sure. It's the final hope for a return to the country his daddeh gave him where he can claim a RalphaW in his fragmented brain. I'm honestly not sure what the gameplan is of that plan fails since the outlaw era of the KEELSTREAM is coming to an end after his residency expires.

Does he plan to be an illegal in Mexico? Serious irony in that. West Memphis is not sending their best.

Does he plan to be Hunter's gimp in Colombia? Where Ralph will be the functional equivalent to a sex-trafficking victim? For real, he wouldn't have the means or finances to escape, and his only saving grace is literally a shady porn producer.

Does he plan to migrate back to the country his daddeh gave him? $500 a week tops (if that) doesn't stretch nearly as far in the US as it does in Mexico. He'd have no choice but to live with one of his dozen adoring fans if he wants shelter. I'm sure there are viable options because the people who genuinely watch him have brain damage, but that won't work out well for the long-term.

Maybe he'll do some shenanigans related to Evan? Like steal his finances or some shit. Hell, what if Ralph just swapped places with him? There can't be that much of a difference.
 
Gator_Aids said:
I'd like to remind everyone that the following are located in Florida within driving distance of Ralph and Dumpy Dangerpussy:

1) Teddy Feaser
2) Baked Alaska
3) Adolwulf (Baked's current live-in manservant / pedo furfag - New Woozah)
4) Mersh
5) Bryan Dunn
6) Joshua Conner Moon
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Florida should be nuked.
 
HackerX said:
Does he plan to be Hunter's gimp in Colombia?
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He said his rent in Colombia would be $1000/month, so that’s not happening. Unless he finds a way to live there rent-free.
edit: look how wide she is
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That probably makes him mad too.
 
I love that his voice gets so shrill when he makes the threat and his little fist barely makes a thump when he slams it.

She fucking shushes him when he starts to tantrum while not even looking up from her phone. She is reacting to him the exact way a bored unnatentive mom to a little dipshit kid would. it almost looks exactly like "James, stop hitting your brother" while playing candy crush.

You gon let yo lady treat you like that Ralph? Ronnie wouldn't, kinda bish made ngl. O.J would've taught her!
 
Man, this nasty pig really acts like an ass when he's out of his sty. Same sort of fucked up energy he had when he was in El Salvador on that knockoff fishtank show. Even someone in his chat was saying he was acting like a dick for no reason really.
Maybe Ralph has finally found another doormat he can wipe his filthy trotters on and she'll just take it.
 
I sincerely hope this chick gets out of this situation as fast as possible, its been a couple of weeks and the Gunt is already being his old raging alcoholic grabbing her neck like a dog. I think she is too autistic to understand the full extent of what she got herself into.

The contrast of him being a ragepig with the very childlike room in the background is honestly kinda unsettling to me.
 
Professional Noticer said:
I sincerely hope this chick gets out of this situation as fast as possible, its been a couple of weeks and the Gunt is already being his old raging alcoholic grabbing her neck like a dog. I think she is too autistic to understand the full extent of what she got herself into.
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She'll be fine. Ralph is as dangerous as a 5ft1 baby with arthritis. Pantsu could have bodied him if she wasn't so timid. Daggerpuss also isn't an isolated baby mama locked into a Mexican tin shack. Ralph, on the other hand, is a convicted felon and thoroughly buck broken by Johnny Law. If he throws hands, she'll throw them right back and Ralph gets another conviction anyway.
 
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