🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Just like when he left his search history for ‘ways to handle chlamydia in Merida’ and ‘gonorrhea medicine’ up on the screen.

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Pierre D'Olnique said:
So, uh, how many actual viewers does Ralphamale average now? I last checked during the pillstream where he was presumed dead and had people calling him, and the number was barely above 200, which would put him in the negatives.
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all of this. his bot usage, the amount of real chatters, the amount of real donos vs fake ones. Has been catalogued here for months now.

this pic is just a confirmation of what we already knew about him.

He has no more than 15 real unique chatters, the thing is that they are rarely all together at the same time during a stream.
 
sufferhorse said:
i never thought that we would be getting a Ralph and Jesse being gay in love together arc... but seeing jesse put so much goddamn effort into being a woman and seducing ralph...

He must really want it.

Say goodbye to Jhom potter and Asthon as the hottest lesbian couple of the sektur:

Ralph and Jesse are here to take over.
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You can't out gay the Killstream!

First we had ralph talking about his dick for 40 mins
And then sending pics of his dick to people
And then begging people to show the pic of his his dick to people.
Now we have him gooning to Jesssie in a voice changer.


The best part of that segment was the look on ralphs face when he finally did snipe @Mersh, he popped in when he was explaining to his audience that ralph was having phonesex with jessie on stream. That snapped him out of his fantasy and dragged back in to reality. He knew it was jessie at the start of the call...but his brain is so fucked he forgot and then started getting all horned up over the chicks voice on his phone. He didn't snipe again after that.
 
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@Null if you spoke with a beautiful sounding woman for over an hour live, regaling everyone the stories of your sexual prowess, would you not then immediately jump on a plane to Memphis to go meet up with them? Ignoring all the haters who say that the person is someone else using a voice changer.
 
Pierre D'Olnique said:
So, uh, how many actual viewers does Ralphamale average now? I last checked during the pillstream where he was presumed dead and had people calling him, and the number was barely above 200, which would put him in the negatives.
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Last night I was doing some OBS tests to prepare for my stream on Friday and decided to use Ralph's chat to make sure integration was working right. It is painfully slow. I think some DM chains on the Kiwi Farms move faster than his live chat during streams. I honestly think he's below 100.
 
Null said:
Last night I was doing some OBS tests to prepare for my stream on Friday and decided to use Ralph's chat to make sure integration was working right. It is painfully slow. I think some DM chains on the Kiwi Farms move faster than his live chat during streams. I honestly think he's below 100.
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sufferhorse said:
all of this. his bot usage, the amount of real chatters, the amount of real donos vs fake ones. Has been catalogued here for months now.

this pic is just a confirmation of what we already knew about him.

He has no more than 15 real unique chatters, the thing is that they are rarely all together at the same time during a stream.
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Figures. For reference, here's what a 200-300 viewer stream chyat looks like.
 
ralph has a 0.0 messages per second average on rumble. Literally every stream.

When i was pocketwatching him closely a couple months ago. i had to go back 2 hours in order to gather 15 users that have been active on his chat.

the worst i clocked him was 1 chat message every 5 minutes.

then i stopped doing it cuz it was too sad.

after i stopped doing it, he started this new wave of hard botting back up to 500-600
 
I haven’t seen it clipped yet but he received a fake Matt Vickers donation of $3 and started arguing with fake Vickers for a long while.

sufferhorse said:
after i stopped doing it, he started this new wave of hard botting back up to 500-600
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I mistook the bump for hate watchers coming into to view the pillstreams. I’m pretty sure cog has more legitimate fans and viewers than Ralph now
 
Null said:
Last night I was doing some OBS tests to prepare for my stream on Friday and decided to use Ralph's chat to make sure integration was working right. It is painfully slow. I think some DM chains on the Kiwi Farms move faster than his live chat during streams. I honestly think he's below 100.
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That sounds like an exaggeration, let me check some numbers.

>A&H secret HHH fan club: 56 pages, created a week ago
Well that's not fast, how about another?
>Why do men suck: 248 pages, created 5 days ago
Getting close, not quite.
>Trans Kiwi ERP, 4269 pages, created 2 days ago

I think you're right.
 
sufferhorse said:
ralph has a 0.0 messages per second average on rumble. Literally every stream.

When i was pocketwatching him closely a couple months ago. i had to go back 2 hours in order to gather 15 users that have been active on his chat.

the worst i clocked him was 1 chat message every 5 minutes.

then i stopped doing it cuz it was too sad.

after i stopped doing it, he started this new wave of hard botting back up to 500-600
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Ralph’s chat was moving a little faster towards the end, but I think that was mostly because all his mods (who am I kidding, it’s just analwolf at this point) had fucked off. Gunt chat had maybe 10-12 active chatters and was flying in comparison.

Of course, it doesn’t matter how fast his chat does, Ralph literally cannot read it, he is now so old and blind he has to stick his face up against the monitor to read text, and even then he can’t make it out (spent a whole bunch of the night seeing an 8 as 6 in his donations).

I think it’s easy to understate how cooked Ralph’s brain is at this point. I don’t think he can really form plans any more, or has any time of short term memory, all he can do is react to stimuli. That Chapelle Roan video was brand new to him when he replayed it an hour after the first time.
 
Autistic Integrity said:
Killstream: Sektur University (day 2) 10/28/2025
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:diddler: "There it is! Oh it started! oh mahh godddd!! Oh myyy godddddd!!! OH MY GOD! GET HYPE!!!! GET HYPE! THIS IS THE BIGGEST SHOW EVER WHOAAAAAAAA BUDDIIII! WOAAAAAAAAAAAH BUDDIIII!!! OHHH YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANT TO MISS THIS ONE! WOAAAAAAAAAH BUDDYY!"

Ralph opens up his show stating that yesterdays missed goal not counting "You see yesterdays show didn't count obviously on the goal"

Ralph got up and left his computer an unbelievable amount of times, probably over 30 in total in the almost 10 hour long stream. Whatever drugs and alcohol Ralph was doing, he absolutely refused to show it on air.
Outside of the usual suspects (pills and booze), there was this time where Ralphs voice has a incredibly strange vocal fry (0:15), could Ralph be doing whippits?

How The Confederacy Fell​
While pretending to understand the nuances of calling certain music goy slop, Ralph, with his degree in political science, explains why the confederacy fell apart:
:diddler: "Hey, you ever wonder who like, manages these fucking N*****s?" (0:40), "And I know there's a lot of people in this chat that hate-hates blacks, I don't because I grew up around them, and so whatever..." (2:15), "But... Like... Dey... Who owned the slave boats? And by god I'm Confederate to the core, but you know what -- you know why the confederacy sided with the jews? 'cuz they had no other fuckin' choice, das why. Dey had no other fucking choice. Because, it was either side with the jews or juss fuckin', everybody die. And so, you know... I... Won't forgive 'em, y'know, I wont absolve 'em..." (3:10), "I hate that we lost, buttt... wh-wh-who is siding with the jews now?! Period! Period. huh-who is siding with them now? And who's not? And so... Like, I-I don't even hate jews like god damn, I literally don't like I love their movies, ther-they're funny, uhmm whatever but I DON'T WANT THEM CONTROLLING MY FUCKING FOREIGN POLICY GOD DAMMIT! (4:50), "Like yeah, who ran the slave ships? NIGGA WE KNOWW! WE KNOW WHO RAN THE SLAVE SHIPS WHAT THE FUCK?!" (6:45) "And you know, the whole concept of slavery's illegal, first off I'm not in favor of slavery but second off... maybe I should be." (8:45), "You know how the Civil War was decided? It was... One side won. DAS HOW EVERY FUCKIN' WAR IS DECIDED GOD DAMMIT!" (9:00)

Ralph Cries For 20 Minutes Over Being Left Behind​
While Ralph was spotted sobbing about his muhddurrr a few days ago, this would take the cake for the most pathetic sob session by the "Ralphamale" ever recorded. Listen to Ralph shed genuine tears over America First movement is getting bigger while leaving him in the gutter:

Ralph almost breaks into tears (4:30), Ralphs voice begins shaking (6:20), "I will play all your things will you let me stop crying for a second?" (8:05), "Uhm... I miss all you guys!" (8:15), Ralph takes back everything he said about the snowflake gang, "i never believed that!" (8:45), "I'm, I'm sorry I don't know what else to say... My lyfe, weft me -- left me, she took, muh daughter, like..." (8:50), "I don't know what else to say like, I could kill myself I guess but like..." (9:45), "I don't know how else to say it, my life was falling apart, a-and, y'know I've somewhat recovered but like... She took my daughter, she took my life" (10:55), Ralph begs for the fucking-fuentes-over-apology-form (12:35), Ralph immediately goes from crying to seething rage at an a-log in his chat, an indication that the past 10 minutes of sobbing were entirely performative "I know that fucker, are you like, the master fucking genius, you cock sucker? Mother fucker yeah I knew that from the start, that's the whole point! THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS FUCKING RANT YEW EEEDIOT!" (13:30)


bonus pigs:
:diddler: DAT STARRR SPANG-GHUL, BAAAAANURRRRRRRR YEAH WURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHg

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Null said:
Last night I was doing some OBS tests to prepare for my stream on Friday and decided to use Ralph's chat to make sure integration was working right. It is painfully slow. I think some DM chains on the Kiwi Farms move faster than his live chat during streams. I honestly think he's below 100.
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Yes, noone wants to sit and listen to an alcoholic man ramble. I believe no normal people are watching his streams, only detractors and weirdos.
 
Die For Me! said:
Ralph immediately goes from crying to seething rage at an a-log in his chat, an indication that the past 10 minutes of sobbing were entirely performative
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Perhaps, but I can also believe Ralph's brain is so fucked he can genuinely have his emotions swung from one extreme to another like that in mere seconds.
 
How old was ralph again? And hes doing this shit?
Lmao.
Are we sure for the intended use of the heated spoon? Has our xannypig evolved into a heroinhog?
 
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