🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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FiveStarAce said:
Who else is down for the Ralphahulk/ralphabolic arc? Remember, it's totally enough to shoot up kitchen sink steroids and then just sit around for the whole day. The Juice will transform you into a giga chad, if you train or not. It's troo!
I even heard that many athletes are on painkillers and smoking weed too, so Ralph is practically already half UFC fighter, he even raped some girl.

Ralph, do Powerslap!
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ralph could finally fullfill his boyhood dreams and become a mexican luchador: EL GUNTACABRAS
 
Rage Pig said:
Just skipped through that stream and there are some gold nuggets. Someone leaked screenshots from Piggy's Spite Chat group chat where he's talking about his appearance on the EVS stream. Completely unhinged. He's on his Mafia shit!
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"Did you see my face. Also I was in total kill mode."

I bet he was laughing like the joker. Everytime I see ralph talking tough like this I always remember the aquarium. When he threatened to show up and leave fliers on windshields. And that was too hard for him. Swore on his mothers soul and bitched out like a bitch. I know I am talking to some of the most prestigious ralph scholars, but bears mentioning, kill mode is posting on twitter and ranting on his show.
 
:diddler: HOW MANY VIDEOS OF YOU SPREADIN YOUR LOOSE PUSSY LIPS ARE ON THE INTERNET?

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:diddler: HOW MANY UNAUTHORIZED PHOTOS OF MY SON DID YOU FORCE ME ME TO POST ON THE INTERNET?
 
Rage Pig said:
Just skipped through that stream and there are some gold nuggets. Someone leaked screenshots from Piggy's Spite Chat group chat where he's talking about his appearance on the EVS stream. Completely unhinged. He's on his Mafia shit!
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Ralph can score a massive W if he somehow actually has photos from inside the Rekieta compound pre-arrest.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
I should think this goes without saying, but there are certain women who don't get any attention from men in the real world for very good reasons. Any woman who is hanging around "the sektur" and has parasocial relationships with the creepshow men of the sektur is obviously a brain-damaged crazy. There is no reason any sane, well-adjusted woman, even a not very attractive one, would spend her time in discords and chatrooms and with this nonsense.

She is ugly and dumpy and she could still go to the local bar and find some drunk construction guy who owns his own truck and house to blow her back out. She doesn't do this and instead chooses to spend her time flirting with internet weirdos and their orbiters ipso facto she is an absolute mind gremlin and normal rational people can clock that from a mile away and steer clear of her.
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As a former construction worker i speak for all.of us when we say no thank you
 
FiveStarAce said:
Who else is down for the Ralphahulk/ralphabolic arc? Remember, it's totally enough to shoot up kitchen sink steroids and then just sit around for the whole day. The Juice will transform you into a giga chad, if you train or not. It's troo!
I even heard that many athletes are on painkillers and smoking weed too, so Ralph is practically already half UFC fighter, he even raped some girl.

Ralph, do Powerslap!
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All in on this after doing research

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This just might be what his kidneys and liver need to finally push him over the line too.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
He’s alone, broke and desperate in a shitty apt in Mexico he can barely afford.
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Don’t forget his PR expires next year. He has to find another country to live in that he can afford because Mexico will no longer be an option for him. He was hopeful about livin in the Colombian teen porn compound but that was shot down when his good buddy Hunter informed him the rent would be $1000/month. His budget for rent is $400/month. Sucks to be ralphie.
 
I am so glad Mersh is finally putting the old, tired hog down. Too weak and pathetic to oink or holler properly anymore, the only use it still has is as bacon, for the final corn harvest.

I welcome the new king of the sektur with open arms, and daggerpussy as his queen. She was the one who finally tipped this retard over the edge despite not even becoming one of his broodmares in the process. This is about as fitting of an ending as the pig deserves, Tonka must be laughing somewhere from that wheelchair of his.
 
30+GameOvers said:
I am so glad Mersh is finally putting the old, tired hog down. Too weak and pathetic to oink or holler properly anymore, the only use it still has is as bacon, for the final corn harvest.

I welcome the new king of the sektur with open arms, and daggerpussy as his queen. She was the one who finally tipped this retard over the edge despite not even becoming one of his broodmares in the process. This is about as fitting of an ending as the pig deserves, Tonka must be laughing somewhere from that wheelchair of his.
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He's like a 20 year old pet hog, blind in one eye, going senile, entirely incontinent. Crawling with horseflies and ticks. His sagging duggs and bloated belly dragging through the mud behind him. But he still can roll over or eat his own poop when people throw fish heads and potato pealings at him. So for the past few years, the farm has promised themselves to take old ralphy behind the woodshed then send him off to the dog food factory.
 
Dread First said:
This is only a temporary setback. Bismarck allegedly once said that God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and the United States of America. It just so happens that Ethan Oliver Ralph is all three. Therefore, God has a triply special providence for the Ralphamale.
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Perhaps Ralph could avoid said providence in future by giving the next son he fathers a German name, in honor of Bismarck?

May I suggest the name Gunther (German pronunciation: GUNT-HER).
 
I think Venezula would be the ideal next country for Ralph. They have daily speed boats coming into the USA for his transport needs and Ralph could volunteer as a crew hand.
 
MadStan said:
I think Venezula would be the ideal next country for Ralph. They have daily speed boats coming into the USA for his transport needs and Ralph could volunteer as a crew hand.
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I'm sick of Latin America. I think Ralph needs to move to Somalia. We can learn about the real African experience from legendary field correspondent Ethan Ralph!
 
30+GameOvers said:
I am so glad Mersh is finally putting the old, tired hog down
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You can’t put Ralph down because Ralph has no failure condition other than death. He’s been humiliated, physically beaten, revealed to be a fat retarded piece of shit, and he’ll just keep on hollering until he melts into the furniture like his father before him.
 
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