🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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DSP for president 2032 said:
I think he's gonna keep on Guntin' on, and he's not going to make good on any of his little murder threats, either. Plus, he's apparently immune to the dangers of combining alcohol with tranquilizers. He's even in the obese older male risk group. It's astonishing, but I don't think he CAN kill himself with pills.
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Grandpappy Nurgle sustains him as a vessel for his many gifts.
 
DSP for president 2032 said:
I'm once again quoting something I read a poster in this thread say once. If you're them, please come forward and I'll credit you next time.

"The worst day of your life is Ralph's every day."

I think he's gonna keep on Guntin' on, and he's not going to make good on any of his little murder threats, either. Plus, he's apparently immune to the dangers of combining alcohol with tranquilizers. He's even in the obese older male risk group. It's astonishing, but I don't think he CAN kill himself with pills.
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Oh yeah. I don't know what the right phrase is to describe this, but it's admirable that Ralph hasn't killed himself so he could stop living as...himself. I imagine there is a non-insignficant percentage of guys who'd have committed suicide eons ago if they were forced to live as the Ralphamale. He claims he won't do it out of spite, even though he frequently baits suicide, but I contribute it to Ralph being a literal woman.
 
HackerX said:
a non-insignficant percentage of guys who'd have committed suicide eons ago if they were forced to live as the Ralphamale.
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There was a hypothetical posed about "what would you do if you woke up as The Ralphamale tomorrow - you are not allowed to kill yourself." Not a single user came up with a serious answer, they all became irate and said they WOULD find a way to kill them selves bish.

Normally, I think it's lame when people refuse to answer hypotheticals. Like, would you rather drink piss or eat poop? Obviously, the correct answer is drink piss - it's the obvious lesser of the two evils. UNLESS, you secretly like eating poop, like Ethan Oliver Ralph.

In this case, I completely understand the refusal to answer. Because there is no right answer.
 
DSP for president 2032 said:
There was a hypothetical posed about "what would you do if you woke up as The Ralphamale tomorrow - you are not allowed to kill yourself." Not a single user came up with a serious answer, they all became irate and said they WOULD find a way to kill them selves bish.

Normally, I think it's lame when people refuse to answer hypotheticals. Like, would you rather drink piss or eat poop? Obviously, the correct answer is drink piss - it's the obvious lesser of the two evils. UNLESS, you secretly like eating poop, like Ethan Oliver Ralph.

In this case, I completely understand the refusal to answer. Because there is no right answer.
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Well, in that case it'd require a hell of a lot of effort. It's one of those 'where would you even start?' scenarios. Probably therapy for sure. Ralph could come into a trillion dollars and have a bunch of fertile women opening their butthole for a thumbin', but that shit wouldn't matter because Ralph would end up exactly like he is now at some point unless he dies first. Where Ralph is fucked is he's got nothing that can really help him stabilize and get right even if he wanted. His finances are permanently fucked, he's got no family, and he's burnt every bridge he's ever walked across. Sure, 'the best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, and the 2nd best time is today ' and all that, but what's the point in Ralph's case? He's so thoroughly fucked that it'd take him 10 years at a minimum to reach a relatively normal position in life for where he should be, and that'd require a fundamental change for just about every aspect of himself.
 
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DSP for president 2032 said:
In this case, I completely understand the refusal to answer. Because there is no right answer.
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That’s because as relatively normal people here we can’t find a way that’s really salvageable for the Ralphamale. I’d say first thing would be focus on health and cut finances and drugs out, but just oof. That’s an uphill battle to begin with because of his inactivity and drug use and that time he had a heart attack you’d be dead on the floor with withdrawals or sidewalk of Merida or worse facing Mexican healthcare. Financially? Okay you’re in massive amounts of debt, credit is shot, and your income is drying up. Maybe relationships? He can manage to fix a few bridges I guess but right now all the people he is friendly with or beefing with are in similar holes so there’s no financial hope there.

So yes. Ralph’s life is a kobiyashi maru test and the only cheat is suicide
 
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GPT being very generous, I feel... that's a bad alcoholic 60 to me!

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lol

Ralph is claiming that his stream keeps going down due to viewbotting. Not sure how that works exactly... But either way, I can't stand the constant interruptions anymore.

AncientPhosphur said:
So yes. Ralph’s life is a kobiyashi maru test and the only cheat is suicide
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That's a really apt comparison. I wanted to see how KF users would react to an unwinnable challenge :story:
 
I tried to watch, but with both Jesse and Styx it's impossible, such low energy.
Of note regarding Ralphs usual botting, looks like he splashed out and bought a bigger package this time, but this probably drained the bank account so he couldn't afford to buy any likes. SAD. PATHETHIC.

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Mussolini’s Merkin said:
I tried to watch, but with both Jesse and Styx it's impossible, such low energy.
Of note regarding Ralphs usual botting, looks like he splashed out and bought a bigger package this time, but this probably drained the bank account so he couldn't afford to buy any likes. SAD. PATHETHIC.

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I click on for 5 seconds. It's choppy as hell and they're currently trying to wrangle Ralph into unfucking Google Meet or some shit. Streaming is this 40 year old (alleged) man's profession BTW. This is supposed to be his job.

Oh, and Styx is literally talking about how boring of a content creator he is. Jesus Christ. LOL. Wasn't this supposed to be 'the death if the sektur 'stream?
 
Unironically, Mersh's stream was way better last night, with no guests, than this snooze fest. (Mersh is better at 2x, but even without that, still better than this snooze fest.)
 
>3.3k watching
>chat dead
He upped his viewbot package, must be rolling in Lincolns these days

Pop some fucking pills and down some Maker's. Make it a real festival Ralph.
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
I tried to watch, but with both Jesse and Styx it's impossible, such low energy.
Of note regarding Ralphs usual botting, looks like he splashed out and bought a bigger package this time, but this probably drained the bank account so he couldn't afford to buy any likes. SAD. PATHETHIC.

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Almost an hour later:
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He's so captivating nobody leaves, but nobody tunes in either. Funny how it works out like that.
 
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