🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Leave it to Ralph and Jesse to cuck everyone out of the content they actually want.

Edit: now they are talking about Ralph’s dick and how it’s 8 inches
 
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Red Dye #5 said:
Leave it to Ralph and Jesse to cuck everyone out of the content they actually want.

Edit: now they are talking about Ralph’s dick and how it’s 8 inches
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1) LOL

2) This is awful. It's basically a bunch of school girl's gossiping with each other. Though it seems like Ralph is happier than usual. It's not every day he can get other people to join him on stream to gossip. I'd equivocate the time and atmosphere of the 'Fuck Mersh Festival' to IBS with Junior HS preteens.
 
This is getting so boring, that some of Gunt Chat would rather watch a fishing tournament stream on Rumble than Ralph.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Ralph's literally already said on multiple occasions he lives not for his son but to spite his enemies so this kind of falls flat lol.
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He says that, but personally I think the real reason is he's too much of a woman to do it. Women, such as Ralph, likes to suicide bait whereas men tend to actually do it.

Regarding the 9x-10x increase in "viewers" to the greatly hyped and successful 'Fuck Mersh Festival', it looks like it set Ralph back a cool $20. Probably more (I'm thinking the 500 for $5.99) since Ralph's baseline "viewership" is around 150, with the bulk of those being native Rumble bots to make the platform appear less of a clownshow.
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What I'm excited for is when Ralph starts injecting massive fake donos to hit da goal because everyone is supposed to believe a guy that only has a dozen active chatters at any given time has paypigs who donate $500+ a week. You know, since his content is so riveting, entertaining, insightful, and all that.

Edit: Oh God. Now he's gossiping about daggerpussy's tooth being a turn off. Ignoring the fact that Ralph likely has dentures, the dude was putting her front and center like she was a massive catch before he scared her off with the moving in shit. I thought this stream was supposed to be about Mersh???
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
but this probably drained the bank account so he couldn't afford to buy any likes. SAD. PATHETHIC.
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He really needs an economics student to find the best exchange ratio between views and likes, unless of course Total Mersh Death is so popular that people are viewing without even setting up accounts
 
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Oh lord. After a short cope sesh over Mersh becoming his kid's new daddeh, he brought up the pilot thing. Something about someone sending him plane tickets. Whatever comes of that is a pure W for the alogs. Either Ralph pulls a Lucas Werner (homeless schizofrenic that got catfished into flying to LA from Spokane, Washington), or Ralph is put in a situation where he leaves the Mexican hovel and forced to interact with other people. Not to mention the lulz that go along with Ralph traveling anywhere. I mean, Ralph did give money to a literal Nigerian scammer because he was a KEELSTREAM correspondent or some shit. So the threshold for Ralph to fall for that kind of stuff is relatively low.
 
HackerX said:
He says that, but personally I think the real reason is he's too much of a woman to do it. Women, such as Ralph, likes to suicide bait whereas men tend to actually do it.

Regarding the 9x-10x increase in "viewers" to the greatly hyped and successful 'Fuck Mersh Festival', it looks like it set Ralph back a cool $20. Probably more (I'm thinking the 500 for $5.99) since Ralph's baseline "viewership" is around 150, with the bulk of those being native Rumble bots to make the platform appear less of a clownshow.
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What I'm excited for is when Ralph starts injecting massive fake donos to hit da goal because everyone is supposed to believe a guy that only has a dozen active chatters at any given time has paypigs who donate $500+ a week. You know, since his content is so riveting, entertaining, insightful, and all that.

Edit: Oh God. Now he's gossiping about daggerpussy's tooth being a turn off. Ignoring the fact that Ralph likely has dentures, the dude was putting her front and center like she was a massive catch before he scared her off with the moving in shit. I thought this stream was supposed to be about Mersh???
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It isn't about him being too big of a woman to kill himself. He's too much of a narcissist to kill himself.

And I'm probably echoing what someone else has already said or is thinking, but I find this entire "festival" to be quite rich. Ethan Ralph is the last person who has the right to be taking anyone else's inventory until he gets his shit figured out. The sheer fact that he is pissing away time to engage in this high school drama rather than doing something that would earn a meaningful living wage so he could pay his child support is despicable.

Fuck his performative father act, and fuck his failure to support the children he helped create. His mother would be so ashamed of him.
 
How has his Rumble account not been nuked for botting viewers like Dickers was on YouTube? Is it something to do with how third parties can lend out superchat money?
 
Fuck Mersh festival seems unwatchable from what I've seen. Ralph is withdrawing and it's making him paranoid:

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Honestly the fuck mersh festival is one of the more fun shows in a long time but it's 0% because of Ralph and 100% because of the guests. Ralph just confirmed he has a "tic" because he's "tapering" lmao
 
Fortyone said:
Honestly the fuck mersh festival is one of the more fun shows in a long time but it's 0% because of Ralph and 100% because of the guests. Ralph just confirmed he has a "tic" because he's "tapering" lmao
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He’s been tapering since the beginning of 2023.
 
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