She claims he tried to bribe her with overdue child support.
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LOL. Imagine trying to bribe someone with money they already owe you. Pathetic? Yes, but even moreso shameful since it's money for his alleged son. I guess it doesn't really matter since it was almost certainly an empty promise. Faith should definitely use that when she inevitably goes to court over back pay though. I imagine it'd be an instant game over the moment Ralph can't finagle a settlement out of the Vickers' since he doesn't want anyone to have a glance at his financials.
How does punishment associated with grossly delinquent child support even work? You'd think courts are kinda averse to throwing deadbeat daddehs in jail considering it removes their ability to make money. I'm also pretty sure it's been stated in this thread several times that it wouldn't necessarily cause Ralph to lose what limited custody he has, but there has to be a breaking point. Right? It's not like they could garnish his wages either since he's barely managing to scrape by already. What do family courts even do in this situation?
On a related note. For whatever reason, this morbid question popped up in my head. Is there a single person that benefits from Ralph's existence? Like, what positive value does Ralph's life bring to anyone? I honest to God can't think of a single serious answer. The
closest thing that comes to mind are the alogs that use Ralph to farm for content, like Kino Casino, King Mersh, or even Nullio. Or the alogs who follow Ralph because they think his pitiful existence is entertaining.
I can't argue that his dozen fans benefit from Ralph because those creatures are literal retards who would be better off with any role model.
There's probably no difference for Evan if he were a ward of the state. The millionaire uncle could meet and/or exceed the benefit Danny Devito provides to Arnold Schwarzenegger (IYKYK) when the Ralphabaseline for custody is to scheme Evan out of all his inheritance and bury him in the backyard.
The uncle already has nothing to do with him. I guess you could argue Ralph has innate value as family, but their perspective is probably that Ralph is their schizofrenic brother's retarded son who always wants, and wants, and wants as well as takes, and takes, and takes. Ralph's probably as close to being estranged without intentionally being estranged as humanly possible.
The keeedz? Don't make me laugh. Ralph is a net negative to either of them even if he were up to date on child support. Any and every interaction between those children and their sperm donor can only lead to trauma they'd carry with them for the rest of their lives. Ralph doesn't even have the good grace to carry a life insurance plan to benefit either of them when he fuses with the couch to go meet Sandra down their in black heaven. Hell, even his death is gonna put a strain on
someone (likely his uncle) because of burial costs and all that shit, which is a stretch on its own since it assumes the Ralphacouch gets claimed. If not, to the pauper's grave he goes.
Is there any entity or aspect I'm not thinking of???