🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

ddlloo said:
People are just shitposting (or retarded) (or retarded AND shitposting). There is 0.00000% chance Ralph fucked Faith's mother.
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I think you're severely overestimating the IQ and underestimating the trashiness of all parties involved. Remember that not only is this is the family that chaperoned the trip to Disneyland where Faith was molested, they were also overjoyed when the molester came back into her life and wanted to be a surrogate father to Lil' Xannie. Xander is a child named after Ralph's favorite drug. They couId have just started calling him Alex after the break up to distance him from that and have not. They are an absolute dumpster fire of debt, restraining orders, squalor, accusations of rape and molestation, spite, and fat.

I can't really put a number to it, but I think there is a reasonable chance he fucked her.
 
Sam Losco's Wife said:
It came out like the next day after he was bragging about doing it that she has AIDS and he immediately stopped. I think it's highly likely he did it, the Vickers are insane white trash.
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They are, but I still don't see how it works within the timeline. I can't make it work in my head that while trafficking Faith he popped over state lines and had a quick shag with a woman who, for all her revealed trashiness, seemed legitimately upset with the situation, all while maintaining complete stealth and not immediately bragging about it. Also I don't think she has AIDS. This would make the second woman with AIDS Ralph has claimed to fuck. The fact that Faith, Horsegirl, and their children don't have AIDS leads me to believe that nobody has fucking AIDS in this story.
 
Gator_Aids said:
Noooooo stalker child, that’s where you’re wrong.

Xander was named after an infamous alog of Ralph’s that was regularly terrorizing him at the time.

Ralph’s battle with xannieberries, while known, only became much more pronounced after Xander was born.
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He could make that argument, I wouldn't believe it, before naming is second kid after the platform he was streaming on and later banned from. Xander was Ralph trying to be extremely clever.
 
break these cuffs said:
He could make that argument, I wouldn't believe it, before naming is second kid after the platform he was streaming on and later banned from. Xander was Ralph trying to be extremely clever.
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Ralph refused to even call him Xander at first and would only call him Alexander. Faith called him Xander because she was obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and her favorite character was Xander.
 
break these cuffs said:
He could make that argument, I wouldn't believe it, before naming is second kid after the platform he was streaming on and later banned from. Xander was Ralph trying to be extremely clever.
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God. I never even thought about that. Both of his kid's namesakes were inspired by streaming platforms. Sure, Xanduh was unintentionally naked after the Odyssey dude, but it was a completely intentional move to spite him in the Ralphamind. But Cozy.tv Rozy is a gimme. Ralph wanted to suck up to Fuentes which makes no sense since Fuentes hates women. Ralph hates women to buy I digress. Plus Rozy Ralph does kinda have a ring to it, but it also alliterates. Even if you ignore her forsaken lineage, it's a textbook signal that she's gonna be insane. Hopefully the kid inherits her physique from Pantsu and not Ralph, or else she's gonna be in for a rough life being a morbidly obese woman named Rozy Ralph. That is assuming her name hasn't already been changed. I know there's been speculation but I haven't seen any ebidence regarding that.

Good job on Pantsu and Harreh 'The Foot Man' Morris for making sure no new info has come out in years by being effectively exiting da Sektur as well as the Internet at large. Well, outside of Harreh's quarterly one-off killshot xeets. If only the Vickers', specifically Ralph 2, had an ounce of that common sense.
Mundane Ralph said:
Ralph refused to even call him Xander at first and would only call him Alexander. Faith called him Xander because she was obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and her favorite character was Xander.
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What's great is that Ralph broadcasted how much the name bothered him so fucking hard. He'll let 'Xanduh' slip out instead of 'Alexander' occasionally, but he's all but said he thinks she named him that out of spite. Well, not anymore since the court has restricted Ralph from mentioning his soohhnn even more than his previous restrictions.

What you said is accurate, but that doesn't matter to the BPD narcissistic woman known as the Ralphamale. He thinks she absolutely named her son after a blood enemy and that's all that matters to me. Reminds me of when they were arguing in court and he was upset with Xanduh wearing a corn short. Or more accurately "anti-me regalia". LOL
 
joebobmurphy said:
They are, but I still don't see how it works within the timeline. I can't make it work in my head that while trafficking Faith he popped over state lines and had a quick shag with a woman who, for all her revealed trashiness, seemed legitimately upset with the situation, all while maintaining complete stealth and not immediately bragging about it. Also I don't think she has AIDS. This would make the second woman with AIDS Ralph has claimed to fuck. The fact that Faith, Horsegirl, and their children don't have AIDS leads me to believe that nobody has fucking AIDS in this story.
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If he had slept with her, it would have been earlier this year or very late last year. I think it's far more likely that he sees her as a surrogate mother figure. He has been crying on stream all week about how he misses his mama and how much he wishes she were here to tell him what to do (his exact phrasing). His Oedipus complex is pretty strong, but for as loyal as Ralph has been to her for the past year, I'd assume their relationship is 100% platonic.
 
An automatic clown said:
God damn after not paying attention and redipping my thumb in, these classic vids destroy my fucking ribs.
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Back when the Ragepig was strong. When he had the holler hog energy in him. His antics as of late pale in comparison and highlights the rotting shell of a man he is now. It's sad. It's pathetic.
 
lowly kiwi merchant said:
Backtracking on the Nick shit really makes it seem like Ralph knows he admitted to something illegal to reketia. 100% bitch made.

Just catching up on the steam. Faggot cried thinking about bibble! What a drunk, pill-popping queer!
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There’s no doubt Ralph told Nick loads of stuff to show how much of a bad ass he is and would relish in doing something illegal to prove his manliness to Nick. Nick in kind shared something with Ralph however Nick would be careful with his choice and means of revelation (written, spoken, transmitted).

I’d hazard a guess what Ralph has on Nick amounts to a hill of beans and what Nick has on Ralph amounts to more than a hill of beans but not a pile either. I’d hazard the leverage is actually with Nick legally and what Ralph has would be more embarrassing publically for Nick.

My bet is we never find out and if we do, we will all be disappointed.
 
Pale Empress said:
If he had slept with her, it would have been earlier this year or very late last year. I think it's far more likely that he sees her as a surrogate mother figure. He has been crying on stream all week about how he misses his mama and how much he wishes she were here to tell him what to do (his exact phrasing). His Oedipus complex is pretty strong, but for as loyal as Ralph has been to her for the past year, I'd assume their relationship is 100% platonic.
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This is not how it works in my head cannon stop raining on my parade.
 
MadStan said:
My bet is we never find out and if we do, we will all be disappointed
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100%. Ralph would have dropped it via either a xeet or mysterious /cow/ post if it were anything of note. I wouldn't even buy into the 'Ralph being afraid of the reprocrussions' angle because that has never stopped him in the past. Hell, he just did it a few weeks ago unless you are to believe King Mersh miraculously hacking Ralph's Xitter for the sole purpose of stealing a Xanduh pic and nothing else. Ralph had perhaps his best opportunity to do it too during the 'Kill Mersh (Nick) Festival', but he instead chose provide pictorial ebidence and riveting news that Nick cheats on his wife and does deugs. (Shocking I know. It really caught me off guard. I mean, who would have guessed???)

Ultimately I think this is how it went. Ralph saw messages from Nick to Daggerpussy that told her to avoid Ralph because he's a fucking mess. Ralph bottled it and kept it in his back pocket for future spite because he was madly in lub. Daggerpussy cut Ralph off after asking to move. Ralph, hoping that Nick would side with him over Mersh, privately shared that he knew what Nick said about him. Considering that didn't work, along with Ralph being a BPD woman who bottled up the fact one of his remaining fwends told a prospective girlfriend/landlord to avoid Ralph at all costs,

Ralph did what Ralph does. He passive aggressively (more like aggressive aggressively LOL) threatens to destroy someone's life with dirt he's hoarded. The issue though is that everyone, including the Cucked Cokey Avenger, is keenly aware of Ralph's MO so he'd share embarrassing info but nothing that'll truly fuck him over.

However, Ralph is an impulsive BPD woman whose only consistent trait is spite hollerin' at blood enemies so he's gonna do it regardless whether he has actual dirt or not. Ralph felt hurt and betrayed so he simply fell into his normal pattern of behavior, but it was beyond obvious there were no bullets in the chamber. The issue though is it is likely that Ralph shared comprising info with Nick since he's a lonely old woman. Everyone knows lonely old women LOVE to talk your ear off about everyone and everything. So all this shitshow really accomplished is prove Ralph had nothing. Contrary to popular opinion, the Ralphamale does scare, and he was. Even worse...It made him look bish made.
 
HackerX said:
However, Ralph is an impulsive BPD woman whose only consistent trait is spite hollerin' at blood enemies so he's gonna do it regardless whether he has actual dirt or not. Ralph felt hurt and betrayed so he simply fell into his normal pattern of behavior, but it was beyond obvious there were no bullets in the chamber. The issue though is it is likely that Ralph shared comprising info with Nick since he's a lonely old woman. Everyone knows lonely old women LOVE to talk your ear off about everyone and everything. So all this shitshow really accomplished is prove Ralph had nothing. Contrary to popular opinion, the Ralphamale does scare, and he was. Even worse...It made him look bish made.
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The fuck of it is he didn't need to bother with any of that nonsense this time around. The most brutal thing Ralph did was go into the camera and say, "You see Aaron Imholte every time you look at your wife." That shit drives Rekieta insane and to this day it hasn't lost it's effectiveness. Just drop whatever boring whiny DMs that Rackets sent and follow it up with, "This man watched his wife get fucked by Aaron Imholte, who I've found out is actually a pretty cool guy!"

That's it. Just bring up that Nick hates Aaron because Aaron fucked his wife. Nick will quietly seethe, he'll look up clips of Ralph saying it over and over again. You don't even need to bring up his kid testing positive for cocaine because Nick doesn't care about his kids.

Sadly for Ralph the headmate that he got was once again Mastermind Ralph, who has fucked over the other Ralphs by creating this weird blackmail plan. What he really needed was Dolphin Laugh Ralph to dolphin laugh at Nick being a cuck.

Edit: Also the new hip thing is calling Kayla a WHORE so Rage Pig Ralph would work too.
 
Mundane Ralph said:
Ralph refused to even call him Xander at first and would only call him Alexander. Faith called him Xander because she was obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and her favorite character was Xander.
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That makes the situation infinitely more retarded to a point I didn't possible.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
The fuck of it is he didn't need to bother with any of that nonsense this time around. The most brutal thing Ralph did was go into the camera and say, "You see Aaron Imholte every time you look at your wife." That shit drives Rekieta insane and to this day it hasn't lost it's effectiveness. Just drop whatever boring whiny DMs that Rackets sent and follow it up with, "This man watched his wife get fucked by Aaron Imholte, who I've found out is actually a pretty cool guy!"

That's it. Just bring up that Nick hates Aaron because Aaron fucked his wife. Nick will quietly seethe, he'll look up clips of Ralph saying it over and over again. You don't even need to bring up his kid testing positive for cocaine because Nick doesn't care about his kids.

Sadly for Ralph the headmate that he got was once again Mastermind Ralph, who has fucked over the other Ralphs by creating this weird blackmail plan. What he really needed was Dolphin Laugh Ralph to dolphin laugh at Nick being a cuck.

Edit: Also the new hip thing is calling Kayla a WHORE so Rage Pig Ralph would work too.
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He was basically a short fat kid backing himself into a corner yelling "don't come any closer" and wildly swinging a kitchen knife while Nick was standing across the room telling him to calm down.

I wonder if this is because Ralph is afraid of pushing Nick over the edge. Even though Ralph has been hollerin' for weeks at this point he never approached anything that would remotely piss Nick off. Coke Rekieta loves everyone knowing he does drugs. Coke Rekieta loves everyone knowing he fucks women other than his wife. He gets off on it.

The things that get him mad are exactly what you mentioned. The closest thing to that was Ralph doing his usual 'Now that I think about it, your daughter tested positive for cocaine if yeewww wanna know da troof about it", and all those things aren't exactly outside of Ralph's hollerin' warehouse. He's never had any issue calling people pedos, whores, or targeting their family members before. Hell, that's his go to so why didn't he in this case?

It definitely insinuates that Ralph is deathly afraid of what Nick has on him. Either that, or somewhere in Ralph's pigged mind, he wants to hold on to one of his few remaining friendships. Really stretching the definition of friendship though. It's not like they were interacting all that much before King Mersh ascended to the throne, but I have no doubt Ralph thinks him and Rekieta will be able to patch things up and pretend like this latest episode never happened.
 
Big moth tiddies said:
Vickers is filing a defamation suit?
In California?
A state with a strong anti-slap law?

Vickers is the same level of retarded as Ralph, and Ralph fits right into their family of retards.
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Vickers has a judgement against Ralph. The one Ralph always brags about he has paid $0 of. Vickers should be spending his energy getting Ralph's Rumble/powerchat garnished, not another lolsuit he will never collect on. .
 
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