🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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And the lucky number today is.. 300 viewer bots purchased for this stream. Never varies beyond 50 or so up or down the entire stream.

Who does he think he’s kidding? Is this to look good for his new mancrush James the radio guy? (he started botting when he was wooing daggerpuss.) To avoid the embarrassment of showing the world his pitiful actual viewers? Or something fun he just learned how to do? Does he know that Rumble will demonetize anyone caught botting (or says it will) and just figures they won’t bother so what the hell?
 
Jump said:
Vickers has a judgement against Ralph. The one Ralph always brags about he has paid $0 of. Vickers should be spending his energy getting Ralph's Rumble/powerchat garnished, not another lolsuit he will never collect on. .
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I mean, yeah, but if I'm not mistaken that lawsuit had more to do with family court agreements and not defamation. If I recall earlier this year he tried suing Ralph pro se and got completely fucked because he didn't understand court procedure and fucked it all up.

To take another swing and to do it from the least advantageous position possible is retarded.
 
Um... said:
And the lucky number today is.. 300 viewer bots purchased for this stream. Never varies beyond 50 or so up or down the entire stream.

Who does he think he’s kidding? Is this to look good for his new mancrush James the radio guy? (he started botting when he was wooing daggerpuss.) To avoid the embarrassment of showing the world his pitiful actual viewers? Or something fun he just learned how to do? Does he know that Rumble will demonetize anyone caught botting (or says it will) and just figures they won’t bother so what the hell?
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I can understand why Ralph buys them for 'big' streams, on some level, because he's hoping that big artificial number might successfully trick some new human viewers into tuning in, get interested, and watch him consistently. Though that's futile since his normal streams are boring beyond belief and his 'big', non-PILLSTREAM streams have been lackluster for the past few years.

For the regular streams though? Other than to own da gaylogs, my best guess is one of his dozen real fans does it to encourage Ralph not to outright quit steaming. Maybe he does it to fool prospective e-daddehs (Like Hunter and this new dude), but that's also relying on them not bothering to notice how stagnant his chat is. Ignoring it's slow pace, the chat is boring and awful too. A part of that is due to Ralph silently glued to his phone, so there's no commentary to chat about, but it's also due to most of the chatters being sub-90 IQ. How intellectual of a conversation can there be when that's all there is to work with?
Big moth tiddies said:
I mean, yeah, but if I'm not mistaken that lawsuit had more to do with family court agreements and not defamation. If I recall earlier this year he tried suing Ralph pro se and got completely fucked because he didn't understand court procedure and fucked it all up.

To take another swing and to do it from the least advantageous position possible is retarded.
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Quick. Someone post that animated clip where Faith and Ralph were in court. Where Faith basically does nothing, brings no ebidence, and rests her case. Then the judge calls her a retard and Ralph gets a true n' honest W.

Either way, the real winners are the forum. Either Ralph 2 is miraculously successful and earns his first W against Ralphaprime ( :optimistic: ), or Ralph 2 makes himself look like a retard and hands Ralphaprime another W as is tradition for the the Vickers' bloodline.
 
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Ralph never got over the gag by PPP where they had opened 300 or so tabs to watch Ralph week after week. He thought he was able to soon drop the Bot purchases due to his “over 600 viewers” and then it all came crashing down for him. He never got over it.

Instead of throwing Ralph a few dollars, maybe some people should buy him bots for Christmas - is it possible to buy bots to look at a stream that’s not yours? I don’t see why not.
 
MadStan said:
Ralph never got over the gag by PPP where they had opened 300 or so tabs to watch Ralph week after week. He thought he was able to soon drop the Bot purchases due to his “over 600 viewers” and then it all came crashing down for him. He never got over it.

Instead of throwing Ralph a few dollars, maybe some people should buy him bots for Christmas - is it possible to buy bots to look at a stream that’s not yours? I don’t see why not.
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It was 1000 viewers they botted him for a week or two and then cut the bots live on Kino Casino
 
Pale Empress said:
His child support payments have changed from $800 per month to $200 per week, equaling an extra $800 in payment every year. He's not allowed to dole it out piecemeal, he has to pay it as a lump sum every time, along with a back-log of missed payments

Court asked him to supply a valid mailing address (e.g. not his attorney's office), assumedly for legal service. Ralph didn't want to give them the address of the crackshack and asked if he could get a PO box instead. The court said that's fine.
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The incompetency of the court really is something else.
Ralph has done nothing to deserve such leniency
I can't believe they really think he'll pay this shit.
 
Muppetstudios said:
We all know in a couple of months Jim will say something to piss him off and he'll be back to shouting

WHY DON'T YOU DIE MEDICARE!!!!
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To be fair, Jim is the king of doublespeak trolling.

Jim: Wow Ralph, you really want me to die over some internet drama? That's pretty unhinged.

Ralph: No, not really Jim. It's just banter

Jim: Listen to you backpeddling now. What a pussy!
 
UCantCCPMe said:
To be fair, Jim is the king of doublespeak trolling.

Jim: Wow Ralph, you really want me to die over some internet drama? That's pretty unhinged.

Ralph: No, not really Jim. It's just banter

Jim: Listen to you backpeddling now. What a pussy!
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To follow this convo:

Ralph: "WHY WON'T YEWW DIE METOKARE. AH'LL KEEEELLL YEWWW AND YOUR SLATTERNLY, CHINK WIFE! AHH HATE YEWWW METOKARE."

<Few minutes pass>

Ralph sobbing: "Why won't you come on my stream anymore, Jim? What did I do to you?"
 
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Yesterdays stream was ROUGH. Ralph cucked out on EVERYTHING. Claiming he didn't mean any of the shit he said about rekeita, kayla, etc. He said he never claimed Jim faked his cancer. Towards the end he gets asked about pawpaws ring. He implies that it wasn't stolen, and that he is just hiding it because it is worth 'tens of thousands of dollars' and he doesn't want the courts to come for it. In reality, we know it was stolen when he got put in mexican jail. Lets say for a minute he really is hiding it. What is the point of having a ring you can never show off? If it has to live under your floorboards, then it is as good as gone. All in all, it was a sad stream. He claims the ralphamale thing was always just a joke, while having the title of the stream on screen for nearly 7 hours which says "Turkey Day with the Ralphamale". He says his viewers don't want him to cover drama, and stick to politics. He claims he wont be talking about mersh anymore. Without drama, he has nothing.
 
I'm sure the "dissident right" (not a serious thing btw) will welcome a serial abusing drug addict that abandoned his children to live in a shack in Mexico with open arms. This is a great plan, Ralph!
 
lowly kiwi merchant said:
Yesterdays stream was ROUGH. Ralph cucked out on EVERYTHING. Claiming he didn't mean any of the shit he said about rekeita, kayla, etc. He said he never claimed Jim faked his cancer. Towards the end he gets asked about pawpaws ring. He implies that it wasn't stolen, and that he is just hiding it because it is worth 'tens of thousands of dollars' and he doesn't want the courts to come for it. In reality, we know it was stolen when he got put in mexican jail. Lets say for a minute he really is hiding it. What is the point of having a ring you can never show off? If it has to live under your floorboards, then it is as good as gone. All in all, it was a sad stream. He claims the ralphamale thing was always just a joke, while having the title of the stream on screen for nearly 7 hours which says "Turkey Day with the Ralphamale". He says his viewers don't want him to cover drama, and stick to politics. He claims he wont be talking about mersh anymore. Without drama, he has nothing.
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Yeah, ethan ralph discussing gee-o-politics is sure to get those massive views back.
 
lowly kiwi merchant said:
He says his viewers
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LOL. Like he has viewers
lowly kiwi merchant said:
don't want him to cover drama, and stick to politics.
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TBF, that might actually be true to an extent. It wouldn't shock me if the couple of dozen retards who unironically watch Ralph do it because his thoughts align with theirs. That and they're invested in the whole parasocial relationship type shit so they view it as bonding. Two major issues though:

1) Ralph's political segments are just him silently looking at his phone the entire time. How people could willingly tune in and sit through 95% silence and 5% Ralph making random, one-off comments because he's been silent for the last 5+ minutes is beyond me.

2) The reliable viewers might tune in because of politics, but a vastly greater amount of people who click on his stream are there to watch him do a hollerin'. Even more when he's doing a PILLSTREAM. There's no way Ralph doesn't realize that. If Ralph stays in boring mode, then his reliable viewer base will simply detoriate since there's no incentive to watch him. I just don't see Ralph capable of entertainment as is, without drama of some sort. Even with drama, it's been sad as fuck as of late because it's been the impotent, quiet hollerin' of a clearly defeated man.
 
Um... said:
Yeah, ethan ralph discussing gee-o-politics is sure to get those massive views back.
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“But I have a degree in political science if you want to know da trooth abat it! Ah just neva paid to get da diploma”

:diddler:

All he has to draw in views is hollering and pillstreams. No one is going to watch silent news reports. They want to see the piggy roll around in mud!
 
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