🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

JAKL II said:
Oh man is Ralph ever fucking sloshed in this Hour and Twenty min long video sniping Candace.
Immediate eye rubbing into claming he isn't fucked up while alcohol red faced.
Complaining about his blue hat messing with his green screen. THE HAT IS FUCKING RED.
A whole lot of cope about not being able to do a show because he has things to submit, while explicitly not mentioning what for. GAG ORDER MUCH?

I turned it off after 6 mins @Die For Me! is all on you now fren.
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What makes Ralph think that anyone wants to see this? This kind of half-hearted bullshit is worse than if I didn't actually do anything. It looks like no one does care as it's still at a paltry 100 views after an hour.

I assume he's not going live because he knows that he is a BDP woman and will start sobbing on stream like he usually does. Absolute female behavior.
 
This is the kind of face you make when court goes well. Even his Chunt looks angy lol
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Pale Empress said:
- He keeps forgetting that this is a pre-recorded video and keeps addressing his chat
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He’s so used to his chat not moving he can’t even tell the difference when he streams or not.

unironicjudiaism said:
Yes I have mentioned this before and my theory is he will never do it because it will allow coin cuck to leak his financials and we will all get a good laugh so instead he spites himself and digs the hole deeper.
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Freeing up $800 to something much less would be absolutely huge for him. He can spin it as “It’s just a hard time at da Keelstream but we will rise again!” And dance around it as a win and never address it again when (lol) he recovers (fakes more donors)
 
I made it 3/4 of the way through the video. I think he was relatively sober, pretty far away from pillstream levels. He's just miserable, stressed, and long ago forgot how to host a show. Holy fuck is he boring. Dead air 2 minutes at a time and then he either says 5 original words or just recycles "muh personal stuff" "I'm not actually live" "Dat was stoopid" "I made Candace" "Candace is right about that actually" or some other line for the nth time. Genuinely pathetic.
 
ddlloo said:
I think he was relatively sober, pretty far away from pillstream levels.
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He’s 100% trashed later in the video.
ddlloo said:
He's just miserable, stressed
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He’s also brain damaged. He’s had

- multiple head traumas
- drug withdrawal seizures
- years of alcohol abuse
- years of xanny abuse

Any one of those will lead to brain damage. He’s had all four. His piggy brain is FRIED.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Can he ask the judge to lower his payments by declaring his actual income?
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Shit, he's not that far off from being able to ask the judge to pay him child support. He's broke. He acts and looks like a child. Why the hell not at this point?
 
Um... said:
He’s 100% trashed later in the video.

He’s also brain damaged. He’s had

- multiple head traumas
- drug withdrawal seizures
- years of alcohol abuse
- years of xanny abuse

Any one of those will lead to brain damage. He’s had all four. His piggy brain is FRIED.
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I think fried is an understatement with all the Xannies and booze, the thing is fucking charred black.
 
Ralph today sounds like a guy who got smacked in court something shocking. Probably th judge has demanded accounting of all PayPal, rumble and any other payment processing he uses, crypto holdings, Tax refunds, bank statements and copies of leases and information on assets and liabilities. Probably other proofs of other things too. The bow is breaking.

There’s another way out of this mess Ralph. You know what you got to do.
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
What makes Ralph think that anyone wants to see this? This kind of half-hearted bullshit is worse than if I didn't actually do anything. It looks like no one does care as it's still at a paltry 100 views after an hour.

I assume he's not going live because he knows that he is a BDP woman and will start sobbing on stream like he usually does. Absolute female behavior.
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The few minutes I saw reminded me of when Ralph is fucked up and starts arguing with people who aren’t there. He was responding as if Candace was talking directly to him, instead of watching a video. Maybe he was nostalgic for the days Candace would appear on his show and pretending what it would be like today. Ralph would tell her what’s what! Lmao. If Ralph had even the faintest hope Candace would fart in his direction he’d be kissing her ass more than he does Fuentes.
 
I skimmed that video and while my knee jerk reaction was to call it sad and pathetic, I think on Ralph's end it's smarter for him to upload a video when he's fucked up than being fucked up live. At the very least he has one extra chance to think, "Did I say something that will get me into more trouble?" before he posts it. Now Ralph has to roll a natural 20 on this to determine on if that thought pops into his head but that's 5%. I guess there's a save after that to see if he does it anyway so probably lower than 5%.

Either way, good thinking Ralph!
 
Mr. Manchester said:
I skimmed that video and while my knee jerk reaction was to call it sad and pathetic, I think on Ralph's end it's smarter for him to upload a video when he's fucked up than being fucked up live. At the very least he has one extra chance to think, "Did I say something that will get me into more trouble?" before he posts it. Now Ralph has to roll a natural 20 on this to determine on if that thought pops into his head but that's 5%. I guess there's a save after that to see if he does it anyway so probably lower than 5%.

Either way, good thinking Ralph!
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Counterpoint. He loses out on the donos.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
He’s so used to his chat not moving he can’t even tell the difference when he streams or not.


Freeing up $800 to something much less would be absolutely huge for him. He can spin it as “It’s just a hard time at da Keelstream but we will rise again!” And dance around it as a win and never address it again when (lol) he recovers (fakes more donors)
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I actually gave the perfect frame for him....he can pretend hes hiding assets and be all vague and pretend hes got a small fortune in the Cayman islands....but it first would require a blow to his forward facing persona and ego and he couldn't swallow that at all.

He'd rather combat poverty than allow himself any breathing room telling the truth. Again we all know its no shocker. He could even say his money's off the books some way and say he's gaming the system.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
That's right. Ralphamania 3!
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Oh, you mean Ralphamania 4. Ralphamania 3 happened in Columbia after Ralph's extremely timid stream. Where he referreed a mud wrestling match between Columbian prostitutes. No pictorial ebidence or anything like that though so you just have to trust him it really happened.
 
One interesting thing, during the clip from tonight, he says he wants to make sure we know he didn't take a day off. Did the judge say he has to work full-time? No more running off to get wasted for weeks at a time while missing child support payments?

Start the stream at 53:45 and you can tell he is FUCKED.
 
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JAKL II said:
Oh man is Ralph ever fucking sloshed in this Hour and Twenty min long video sniping Candace.
Immediate eye rubbing into claming he isn't fucked up while alcohol red faced.
Complaining about his blue hat messing with his green screen. THE HAT IS FUCKING RED.
A whole lot of cope about not being able to do a show because he has things to submit, while explicitly not mentioning what for. GAG ORDER MUCH?

I turned it off after 6 mins @Die For Me! is all on you now fren.
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Lol.
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Thanks for the local archive Mushroom King, just stumbled across this little gem and I can't stop watching it on repeat and laughing. Sorry for the bad quality, on a tablet at breakfast before work.
 
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