🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
That he also didn’t go to IIRC.
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He did not. I don't even believe he bothered to provide an excuse or anything. After the warrant issue got resolved in late November/early December, he kinda just stopped mentioning Xanduh. Like everything else Ralph says he's gonna do to own the alogs, he just never mentions it again and hope people forget.

I'm pretty sure Ralph didn't buy Xanduh a Christmas gift last year, this year, or any year for that matter because you'd know he make a big show of it. Like when he went to Target the day before his Xanduh visit around Xanduh's birthday, where he made sure to snap photos and everything to own the alogs.

Or when Ralph sent Faith the picture of Sandra because he wanted to be sentimental. On one hand, I get it, but on the other....Xanduh was a fucking toddler who knew nothing about Sandra and will never know anything about Sandra. FFS, he'll never know anything about Sandra's son so what the fuck was even the point? Oh, das rite. Ralph was a shitty son and felt bad for letting his mom die alone in the hospital so wanted to do something to show how much he loves her. That gift only served to make Ralph feel good.

Other than those two instances, I can't recall Ralph ever buying Christmas or birthday gifts for Xanduh outside of him trying to get his fans and alogs to buy gifts.
 
Guntkvd said:
Look who's back.
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A long time ago I once said in Ralph's original thread that he'd know that he was fucked when MC Jarbo started shitting on him. Now he's returned after a wonderful stint of shitting all over Ralph for years. It's nice to see him back.
 
There is no goal for today's marathon show where he watches other people's videos. Too embarrassed to even bother faking the goal anymore.

Has he figured out that the goal isn't working and is also an easy way for us to check how pathetic he is at a glance?
 
Guntkvd said:
Look who's back.
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I'm not particularly pearl-clutchy about "AI slop" (Quite the opposite in fact, AI can be a great tool for shit-posting.) However this just sounds wrong. It doesn't sound like your typical elevenlabs text to speech. It sounds like he rapped this using his normal voice, without even trying to imitate ralph, then applied a Ralph AI filter.

His last Ralph song already leaned heavy on the AI, and it was probably my least favorite up until this one. It just doesn't have the same charm as using actual clips of the person being shat on.
 
i just wanted to say, before the year is over. that at a certain point, LOTY 2025 will be announced. it will not be Ralph. And it will not be deserved by anyone that gets it.

this is the best video of 2025 hands down. none of the nominees have even half the awesomeness that this video has.

I just want Guntboard to remember what was stolen from u s.,

Ralph IS LOTY 2025, on this video alone.

RALPH VS JARED TAYLOR: A TTS BLOODSPORT

 
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sufferhorse said:
i just wanted to say, before the year is over. that at a certain point, LOTY 2025 will be announced. it will not be Ralph. And it will not be deserved by anyone that gets it.

this is the best video of 2025 hands down. none of the nominees has even half the awesomeness that this video has.

I just want Guntboard to remember what was stolen from u s.,

Ralph IS LOTY 2025, on this video alone.

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Definitely in the top 3 keelstream clips of 2025. Ralph screaming at David Foster Wallace to shoot himself was poetry, mainly because Wallace shot himself in 2008.

The other two (IMHO) are:

- Grok telling Ralph that there's a 60-70% chance that Pantsu will molest his daughter. Ralph's face as he pondered the possibility was pure kino, as well as the panicked brain storming session that he tried to do afterward to stop his daughter from being molested. Grok was no help.
- The 'Ham and Cheese' stream with @Null. I wish those two would get past the nonsense and fuck already.
 
sufferhorse said:
i just wanted to say, before the year is over. that at a certain point, LOTY 2025 will be announced. it will not be Ralph. And it will not be deserved by anyone that gets it.

this is the best video of 2025 hands down. none of the nominees has even half the awesomeness that this video has.

I just want Guntboard to remember what was stolen from u s.,

Ralph IS LOTY 2025, on this video alone.

RALPH VS JARED TAYLOR: A TTS BLOODSPORT

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I'm sorry man, he's a champion but don't talk like he isn't washed up. Ian crashed a multimillion dollar boxing event, Pirate Software was so insufferable that he turned a failing motion in the EU of all places into an actual movement which might cause giant companies to change how they do shit, Styx worships a gay owl and fights with his hags in his own thread. Also Bossman is on drugs and gambles or something. DSP has a better shot than Ralph does and you know it.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
I'm sorry man, he's a champion but don't talk like he isn't washed up. Ian crashed a multimillion dollar boxing event, Pirate Software was so insufferable that he turned a failing motion in the EU of all places into an actual movement which might cause giant companies to change how they do shit, Styx worships a gay owl and fights with his hags in his own thread.
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He's had some kino pillstreams but the fire has definitely died down. Styx battling his exes right on the site is some funny shit and for me it's probably between him and Anisa.
Mr. Manchester said:
Also Bossman is on drugs and gambles or something talked about by daddy Null on his stream so he's evidently LOTY
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FTFY
 
Mr. Manchester said:
I'm sorry man, he's a champion but don't talk like he isn't washed up. Ian crashed a multimillion dollar boxing event, Pirate Software was so insufferable that he turned a failing motion in the EU of all places into an actual movement which might cause giant companies to change how they do shit, Styx worships a gay owl and fights with his hags in his own thread. Also Bossman is on drugs and gambles or something. DSP has a better shot than Ralph does and you know it.
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no one cares about a couple of normie retards. other than the shows that have been astroturfing the shit outta them.

the desperation to bring the site to a bigger audience is starting to corrupt the very essence of it.

Why not just give it to Jimmy Fallon next year.

Name me a single video of anyone in the running, that comes even close to Ralph V Taylor.

They dont even have good clips man, its just MATI and the Kasino whoaing and buddying around the most boring shit ive literally ever seen.
 
drammamean said:
Wallace hung himself. Do the thing, rate me autistic.
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In his garage. I always like to add this fact anytime someone starts passing around “This is Water” speech as inspirational material.

I love DFW’s writing, but get tired of that one damn college speech being used as representative of his body of work. He was trying to be nice to the starry eyed kids with expensive impractical degrees.
He wrote an essay in the 1990’s explaining why black students needed to learn “standard written English” (aka standard white English) and leave Ebonics at home to succeed in the world. Had he not hung himself in 2008 it would have been used to cancel and burn him at the stake in 2018. He was probably smart to off himself when he did.

Here’s a depressing fact. I decided to look up the essay to link it, but now colleges teach EXCERPTS from fucking essays. But here is the entire essay for the two ppl who might be curious, it’s 1000% worth reading. Search result for this essay tell me that even though he was dead there were still little academic campaigns to cancel him anyway for being white male that was possibly problematic, this essay being used as example 1.

This essay details how language usage is an important weapon in politics and power. It’s really a fantastic essay
 
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Catastrophically Retarded said:
Just some dude who he used for a beat sample.

My main complaint is, although the AI does sound fluent and good. I prefer when he used their own words against them.
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I assumed as much, his wording in the description just made me curious. When I said he "sold out," I more meant that he's phoning it in now.

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