🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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sufferhorse said:
i just wanted to say, before the year is over. that at a certain point, LOTY 2025 will be announced. it will not be Ralph. And it will not be deserved by anyone that gets it.

this is the best video of 2025 hands down. none of the nominees have even half the awesomeness that this video has.

I just want Guntboard to remember what was stolen from u s.,

Ralph IS LOTY 2025, on this video alone.

RALPH VS JARED TAYLOR: A TTS BLOODSPORT

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To me, this video is top 3 best pieces of lolcow content ever produced. Unmistakably Ralph, completely iconic. You couldn't orchestrate this if you tried, everything happened through pure magic. Even the pauses in DFW's speech lined up with what Ralph was saying, to further the delusion that Ralph was talking to Jared Taylor.

Also credit to the original clipper/editor who paired it with the DFW speech @TheRationals. Still pissed that when Null covered this on his stream he got the facts wrong because he couldn't read the 3 lines of text that TheRationals wrote to explain what he did to the video.
TheRationals said:
Right before Null, Ralph had on another caller. The guest represented himself as Jared Taylor, but I did a little digging, and actually, dear Ralphamales, it looks like it may have been the famous "This is Water" speech by the late, great David Foster Wallace.

I have edited the Internet bloodsports: Ralph vs. David Foster Wallace for you below, with the animated subtitles covering up that picture of Ralph and Cozy Rozy (named after Roseanne Barr):
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Bought himself 700 viewbots to end the year on a high note (he thinks.)

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sufferhorse said:
i just wanted to say, before the year is over. that at a certain point, LOTY 2025 will be announced. it will not be Ralph. And it will not be deserved by anyone that gets it.

this is the best video of 2025 hands down. none of the nominees have even half the awesomeness that this video has.

I just want Guntboard to remember what was stolen from u s.,

Ralph IS LOTY 2025, on this video alone.

RALPH VS JARED TAYLOR: A TTS BLOODSPORT

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Special shoutout to Ralph going Super Saiyan.

 
Rodeo Roadrunner said:
To me, this video is top 3 best pieces of lolcow content ever produced. Unmistakably Ralph, completely iconic. You couldn't orchestrate this if you tried, everything happened through pure magic. Even the pauses in DFW's speech lined up with what Ralph was saying, to further the delusion that Ralph was talking to Jared Taylor.

Also credit to the original clipper/editor who paired it with the DFW speech @TheRationals. Still pissed that when Null covered this on his stream he got the facts wrong because he couldn't read the 3 lines of text that TheRationals wrote to explain what he did to the video.
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Best part was where Ralph says one of his usual gunt insults, pauses for breath and the recording says "that's just arrogance" and makes him melt down. Absolute kino.
 
sufferhorse said:
i just wanted to say, before the year is over. that at a certain point, LOTY 2025 will be announced. it will not be Ralph. And it will not be deserved by anyone that gets it.

this is the best video of 2025 hands down. none of the nominees have even half the awesomeness that this video has.

I just want Guntboard to remember what was stolen from u s.,

Ralph IS LOTY 2025, on this video alone.

RALPH VS JARED TAYLOR: A TTS BLOODSPORT

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He could have won the last one but a fat disgusting eunuch stole it.
 
Ralph had some of the funniest clips last few years but there's so much nothing in between he has no chance. Even the clippers sometimes give up.
Honorable mention to the last year clip where he falls off the chair with his flip flops in the air and he screams 'oh shit I almost died'. I was laughing so hard.
 
hawkisnight said:
Ralph had some of the funniest clips last few years but there's so much nothing in between he has no chance. Even the clippers sometimes give up.
Honorable mention to the last year clip where he falls off the chair with his flip flops in the air and he screams 'oh shit I almost died'. I was laughing so hard.
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Somebody should make a "for your consideration" video with all the top clips and tweets. It should really be done for every nominee to help prevent it from being just a popularity contest.
 
BMJ lost his Freedom.
Baldo lost his pride.
Chantel lost her Syrian Daddy.
But Ralph lost this kids.

I'll give it to Ralph.
 
MadStan said:
BMJ lost his Freedom.
Baldo lost his pride.
Chantel lost her Syrian Daddy.
But Ralph lost this kids.

I'll give it to Ralph.
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Ralph currently has 875 totally real viewers for his NYE extravaganza!

One chat message in five minutes.
 
Beavis said:
Ralph currently has 875 totally real viewers for his NYE extravaganza!

One chat message in five minutes.
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Does he even acknowledge the number or pretend it's totally real and his viewers simply 3x-10x increase inexplicably? It'd be one thing if had some relatively big name guest from outside da Sektur (LOL YA RITE), uncovered some cartel conspiracy, or PILLSTREAMED, but it's not. He's nigh unwatchable unless you're a sub-70 IQ retard who likes wrassle wrassle or someone hoping to catch Ralph gossip like a woman an inadvertently reveal something embarrassing. The issue with the latter is you have to wade through too much boring and the juice isn't really worth the squeeze.

Speaking of which, wasn't he promising 3 guests or some shit for today? Did those even happen?
 
I tuned in for a few minutes. It was interesting to see how invested Ralph was over a small donation that requested he “wish my brother Brian a happy new year” Ralph spent five minutes frantically searching news stories and Google convinced it was a troll of some kind. This is how paranoid he is over the rare real donation.
 
Rodeo Roadrunner said:
I don't think Ralph should win LOTY but maybe for clip of the year, for the DFW rant.
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I think it was very exciting to see David Foster Wallace enter IBS and see his post modern takes versus race realism. And Ralph also said that the debate was a draw, which was a great first time performance.

That was definitely the best clip of the year.
 
woc_krava said:
I think it was very exciting to see David Foster Wallace enter IBS and see his post modern takes versus race realism. And Ralph also said that the debate was a draw, which was a great first time performance.

That was definitely the best clip of the year.
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I rang in the New Year watching that. It's such an amazing clip but it reminded me of terminal lucidity where people with dementia return briefly right before they die. This was probably Ralph's terminal kino and we won't ever get anything like that again
 
woc_krava said:
I think it was very exciting to see David Foster Wallace enter IBS and see his post modern takes versus race realism. And Ralph also said that the debate was a draw, which was a great first time performance.

That was definitely the best clip of the year.
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Him saying it was a draw is peak comedy. He clearly just defines the winner of a debate as who hollered the most and the recording was able to match him bar for bar.
 
Blue Gunty said:
Who will win LOTY? Idubbbz? I can’t think of anyone coming close to being felted as badly.
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I went with Styx for my vote just because his thread is a riot. Some choice Ralph clips were left out but I went with Will Stancil show and Raped by Grok. Such a shame this all looks like a running for Bossman to finally get his trophy. Kino Casino has an overweighted influence on this I feel. MATI has the Bossman vote.

This is a sign Ralph is just being left behind these days. No one even clips him anyway.
 
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