🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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AncientPhosphur said:
I went with Styx for my vote just because his thread is a riot. Some choice Ralph clips were left out but I went with Will Stancil show and Raped by Grok. Such a shame this all looks like a running for Bossman to finally get his trophy. Kino Casino has an overweighted influence on this I feel. MATI has the Bossman vote.

This is a sign Ralph is just being left behind these days. No one even clips him anyway.
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as i keep saying. this is astroturfed to shit.


ralph had the best video of the year and those 12 minutes are waaaaaaay funnier than anything the other cows put out... combined.
 
I was curious to see Ralph ringing in the new year sitting alone, “sober” in front of his screen in the Mexican hovel. When I went to Rumble I see his stream was 13 hours!?!?!?! My god. I can’t be arsed to figure out where midnight hits.

I just figured Ralph’s fake sobriety LARP would mean he couldn’t even publicly have a drink at midnight. He also must be dead ass broke to not go treat himself at a local tavern on NYE and instead grind out 13 unwatchable hours in front of his computer.

sufferhorse said:
as i keep saying. this is astroturfed to shit.


ralph had the best video of the year and those 12 minutes are waaaaaaay funnier than anything the other cows put out... combined.
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There should be a category for best stand alone clip in the awards, because Ralph would win by a landslide for his DFW debate. It was perfection.
 
There is no single moment (IMO) that could top the David Wallace argument Ralph had. There is no LOLCOw that has come close to this singular moment's retardation. It is epic, singular and possibly could never be reproduced with any other fool in the next century. The guy who planted that Wallace clip did it perfectly and got Ralph at exactly the right moment.

I'm sorry, but for LOLCOWs that 10 mins is just an automatic Oscar Winning performance, hands down. You can not believe it when you watch it, and are speechless when you realize Ralph really thought it was real.
 
Um... said:
This one is not #1 but it’s in the top 5
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The crashout over Icedancer had some great moments. Like crying on camera about her crawling back to Mersh or saying he was going to kill himself over it because she had herpes.

 
Did Ralph mention there wasn't a stream today? No mention on X and nothing queued up on his channel. 13 hours of sitting on his chair and looking at his phone must have taken a lot out of him.
 
Blue Gunty said:
if a tree falls in the woods but no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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That's the problem with Ralph, he can still be funny at times but those are tiny pearls in the muck these days. The Sektur is dead now it feels more like a deathwatch for Ralph. I will, however, keep enjoying the ragehog while he is around.

MadStan said:
There is no single moment (IMO) that could top the David Wallace argument Ralph had. There is no LOLCOw that has come close to this singular moment's retardation. It is epic, singular and possibly could never be reproduced with any other fool in the next century. The guy who planted that Wallace clip did it perfectly and got Ralph at exactly the right moment.
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It was a great moment, peak late-stage Ralph. Watching that giant landwhale, Jae Bae or whatever, get thrown into a meat wagon on a tarp was pretty excellent as well.
 
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We need this nigga to pull the motherfucking nose up.

Ethan get your skinnyfat ass up. You didnt even make the Julay awards. Its time to quit wallowing in self pity and do some shit or even the alog superberries are going to dry up.

Seriously, get up, bish. Time to make some real content. I ain't heard no bell.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
When I went to Rumble I see his stream was 13 hours!?!?!?! My god. I can’t be arsed to figure out where midnight hits.
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Die For Me is gonna have to work overtime.
Sam Losco's Wife said:
The crashout over Icedancer had some great moments. Like crying on camera about her crawling back to Mersh or saying he was going to kill himself over it because she had herpes.
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Him slur-bombing Cog from this stream was gold as well.
 
sufferhorse said:
we should start posting his best moments of the year as a recap. some nice weekend fun
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Him passing out drunk, falling on the floor, and later emerging like the monster from Rec with body horror was probably my favorite. I just don’t understand how THAT didn’t make the clips but Clavicular’s recent hit and run did.
 
sufferhorse said:
as i keep saying. this is astroturfed to shit.


ralph had the best video of the year and those 12 minutes are waaaaaaay funnier than anything the other cows put out... combined.
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I agree it should be ralph in a land slide on the DFW video alone. Toss in the Mersh arc, the rekieta arc and his miscellaneous meltdowns he deserves it running away.

Idubbz is only a cow because people who are most mad at him are ex fans upset he's a traitor and he sold out. Cool story get over that and its not that funny its actually sad.

Hasan deserves it to be in the the fold but didn't stand a chance because he's not even near rock bottom.

Styx is hilarious but recency bias plays a factor because he needs more than just the last two meltdown months and the arrest arc to qualify.
 
unironicjudiaism said:
I agree it should be ralph in a land slide on the DFW video alone. Toss in the Mersh arc, the rekieta arc and his miscellaneous meltdowns he deserves it running away.

Idubbz is only a cow because people who are most mad at him are ex fans upset he's a traitor and he sold out. Cool story get over that and its not that funny its actually sad.

Hasan deserves it to be in the the fold but didn't stand a chance because he's not even near rock bottom.

Styx is hilarious but recency bias plays a factor because he needs more than just the last two meltdown months and the arrest arc to qualify.
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I think its just that no one is watching Ralph anymore, even this sub-forum feels like a ghost town sometimes. iCuckz has a broader appeal. Even though Ralph did do funnier shit its buried in days and days of dreary ass livestreams to 8 people. I think that Ralph arguing with a superchat recording was the funniest thing that happened all year overall, not just to Ethan but overall. Shit was hilarious.
 
FederalInvestigation said:
I think its just that no one is watching Ralph anymore, even this sub-forum feels like a ghost town sometimes. iCuckz has a broader appeal. Even though Ralph did do funnier shit its buried in days and days of dreary ass livestreams to 8 people. I think that Ralph arguing with a superchat recording was the funniest thing that happened all year overall, not just to Ethan but overall. Shit was hilarious.
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Nulls MATI channel posted a near 6 hour 2025 retrospective of Ralph and anyone who watched it would vote hands down for him. But you're right in that hes incredibly hard to watch unless hes dropping kino so the crowds left and if not for die for me even less of us would care.

Never forget this is the guy who tried to own the haters with chilaquiles a dish made with tortilla chips a tomato based sauce topped with eggs avocado and some queso fresco its cheap Mexican breakfast fare and he made it out like he was having halibut en crute w robuchon potatoes
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Him passing out drunk, falling on the floor, and later emerging like the monster from Rec with body horror was probably my favorite. I just don’t understand how THAT didn’t make the clips but Clavicular’s recent hit and run did.
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Good Lord, I have forgotten that the triple titties was this year, I thought it was last. Absolute Lovecraftian levels of horror when he emerged from the dark.

FederalInvestigation said:
I think its just that no one is watching Ralph anymore, even this sub-forum feels like a ghost town sometimes. iCuckz has a broader appeal.
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Even his 'big streams' were hit and miss. The 'Fuck Mersh Festival' was so dire that guntchat was watching a bass fishing tournament instead. The only thing that livened it up was the revelation about Senorita and that wasn't even Gunt's doing. Watching the seethe and panic it caused him was hilarious.

I do think that the iDubbbz nomination is warranted. I wasn't a fan of iCuck back in the day and I wasn't really following him at all until this year, but his fall from grace has been nothing short of spectacular. I know there are a lot of ex-fans that are particularly invested, but from an outsiders perspective it's just been fun to watch the fireworks.
 
yoursavior said:
TELL ME RIGHT NOW
HOW MANY WHITE CHILDREN DO YOU HAVE
COCK SUCKER

HOW MANY MANY WHITE CHILDREN DO YOU HAVE
MOTHER FUCKER
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I didn't really hit the ceiling on that one until I realized that Ralph in fact has fewer than Wallace.
 
OH, YOURE IN JAPAN?

DO YEW THINK I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT JAPANESE NIGGERS THINK ABOUT ME?

DO YEW THINK I CARE ABOUT JAPANESE NIGGERS LAUGHIN IN THE BACKGROUND?
 
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