🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Ralph passed out while Oblivion music plays was last year too, right? I still laugh whenever I think about that one. I need to rewatch that clip too
 
AltisticRight said:
If Ethan Ralph dies in a pool of his own piss and liquor but no one posts about it on Kiwi Farms, is he actually dead?
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Nonsense. He would tell us if he ever died

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AncientPhosphur said:
Nonsense. He would tell us if he ever died

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You gotta imagine goin' the ol' Ronnie route freaks Ralph out and depresses him a bit.

Let's say, in the almost certain situation Ralph dies alone in the shack. He knows what's going to go down. He knows no one visits him besides maybe the Mexican plumber/lawyer/landlord/torta guy. He knows no one will really do anything if he doesn't respond to texts or DMs for a few days/weeks. He knows there'll probably be some discourse from the gaylogs speculating he's dead, but no one will bother investigating further. He knows that about a month after he passes and the rent is overdue that the landlord will stop by the house and discover is rotting corpse fusing with the chair.

What's even worse is he knows there's nothing he can do about it. Ralph would never ask a close confidant, "Hey, if you don't hear from me after X amount of time, can you come check on me?" because of the obvious inference.
 
AltisticRight said:
If Ethan Ralph dies in a pool of his own piss and liquor but no one posts about it on Kiwi Farms, is he actually dead?
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If Ethan Ralph isolates himself in a Mexican hovel with spilled bottles of his own piss and and pays Rumble and X for the illusion of engagement, is he actually living?
 
HackerX said:
What's even worse is he knows there's nothing he can do about it. Ralph would never ask a close confidant, "Hey, if you don't hear from me after X amount of time, can you come check on me?" because of the obvious inference.
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If you’ll recall the gunt lore he has one viewer who has his personal cellphone so that when he falls asleep on stream because he works very hard to have a world famous show overdoes it on pills and booze he can be woken up. Im being generous here and think he has something set up for them to call if he doesn’t report back. Not sure if he has or has not burned the bridge with that person however.

And there’s also gunt watch that time he wasn’t posting on Twitter after a few days but alogs and viewers are far slimmer these days so even when he inevitably Ronnie’s I’m not sure he’ll be trending world wide.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Him passing out drunk, falling on the floor, and later emerging like the monster from Rec with body horror was probably my favorite. I just don’t understand how THAT didn’t make the clips but Clavicular’s recent hit and run did.
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That was last January, 1/6. He had fallen off his gaming chair for the final time the previous day and had to retire it (RIP ralph’s gaming chair) and replaced it with the little wooden chair he still uses to this day. Next day (1/6) he was streaming, stood up and walked away for some reason, stumbled back, tripped over the chair and fell to the floor, then was seen crawling off in the opposite direction. People were wondering if he had passed out, died etc. He came stumbling back and tried to fix something on his computer, threw something against the wall and wobbled back offscreen


Reappeared hours later, shirt off and again tried to fix something on his computer. A fresh wound could be seen on his forehead from the previous fall.


this is the infamous 3 titty incident that shocked and horrified everyone.
 
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Um... said:
Next day (1/6) he was streaming, stood up and walked away for some reason, stumbled back, tripped over the chair and fell to the floor, then was seen crawling off in the opposite direction. People were wondering if he had passed out, died etc. He came stumbling back and tried to fix something on his computer, threw something against the wall and wobbled back offscreen
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Classic Ralph. He starts off January so strong you're almost convinced he'll sweep the entire year and then the drought, dead air, and promises of sobriety set in making it a slog through the trenches.
 
Um... said:
That was last January, 1/6. He had fallen off his gaming chair for the final time the previous day and had to retire it (RIP ralph’s gaming chair) and replaced it with the little wooden chair he still uses to this day. Next day (1/6) he was streaming, stood up and walked away for some reason, stumbled back, tripped over the chair and fell to the floor, then was seen crawling off in the opposite direction. People were wondering if he had passed out, died etc. He came stumbling back and tried to fix something on his computer, threw something against the wall and wobbled back offscreen

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Reappeared hours later, shirt off and again tried to fix something on his computer. A fresh wound could be seen on his forehead from the previous fall.

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this is the infamous 3 titty incident that shocked and horrified everyone.
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i just want it noted that I’m giving you a medal for the great work but those images are fucking horrific.
 
HackerX said:
You gotta imagine goin' the ol' Ronnie route freaks Ralph out and depresses him a bit.
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I don't think he will quite end up like Ronnie. As I recall, Ronnie owned his own place, right? Ralph is renting. I'm sure the first time he is late on rent, someone is pounding on the door. And a dead body has a distinct smell, especially in the Mexican heat. I'm think it's maybe a week or two before he is found.
 
JustStopDude said:
don't think he will quite end up like Ronnie. As I recall, Ronnie owned his own place, right?
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He did, but that was thanks to the help of his father and brother. Ronnie was a schizo on SSI, he was housed thanks to his family. He would have ended up murdered in a hobo encampment, instead of death in the laz-e-boy, had it not been for his brother.

It’s the reason Ethan keeps cozying up to Uncle Louis. Maybe Ethan can get the same set up they did for Ronnie.
 
FederalInvestigation said:
I think its just that no one is watching Ralph anymore, even this sub-forum feels like a ghost town sometimes.
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I've been a regular in the subforum since its creation and I generally can't be arsed to check it unless it's to go in Gunt chat.
 
Ethan ralph has posted the following upon learning he wasn’t even in the running for LOTY:

"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."
 
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Okay hypothetical question im unsure if this has been tried...

His TTS is like a buck these days so you send in some rage bait TTS over the course of an hour maybe like 10 you use privacy.com and use credit card names like Ronnie Ralph Sandra Ralph and So On because you know hell attempt to doxx such haberdashery. This in my estimation would work when hes on the edge of lucid for Ralph and pillstream Ralph.

Im wondering if hed spiral or has the sun peacefully set on the killstream in stark defiance of that God awful graphic he has and hed just go out with a whimper.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
In case this surprises anyone; Ralph was at like $90 through 6 hours but luckily got a $100 donation from the very real jdanksrespecter.
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Spectacular faking. I checked when he was on for 3 hours and he made $5.
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Didn't check how it got from there to $90, but the goal hitting was faker and gayer than ever before. The 3 clips here are from a timespan of less than 10 minutes.

Jdanksrespecter $100 donation fills the bar 10 seconds before it appears on screen, Piggy's doing the time warp again.


Still needs $60 to hit da goal, so a few moments later another $50 comes in.


Oh shit, still $10 short. Exhausted from writing the fake donation texts and inventing donator names, Piggy just decides fuck this shit, we all know it's fake so I'll just add $10 to the dono bar without mentioning it.


And sooooooooo....the streak continues.
 
unironicjudiaism said:
His TTS is like a buck these days so you send in some rage bait TTS over the course of an hour maybe like 10 you use privacy.com and use credit card names like Ronnie Ralph Sandra Ralph and So On because you know hell attempt to doxx such haberdashery. This in my estimation would work when hes on the edge of lucid for Ralph and pillstream Ralph.
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You could but it's a waste of time, money, and bandwidth.
 
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