🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Not a huge freakout, but the two are constantly needling each other. They're at a hotel so Ralph won't let her yell at 4AM, increasingly irritated by her shitzo energy and overtalking him. He keeps trying to shush her like a child, which doesn't works. Literally going "shhhhhhhhh" dozens of times like talking to a adhd kindergartener. He gives her orders which she ignores, he threatens her and she just starts laughing. She wants to burn a doll(?) and starts ranting, Ralph has to stop the stream to stop her.

Rare Rozy mention: "I'm a Manhattan guy, that's where my daughter was conceived, actually, so salute to Rozanna! I don't give a fuck what any of these fuck- excuse me, people say. She'll always be Rozanna to me, no matter what. I'm not even sure if that's true, because how can- whatever, let's not even get into that."
Where's the child support, Ralph?

Scarlett thought of the day: "I'm in a mirror, like that little wicked witch woman. What do they say? Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? I don't know, I can't sing. I'm no writer. I'm a thing, some thing I guess. Obviously what they call me is not true."

Ralph's knee hurt so bad he could barely walk and Scarlett laughed at him so hard for "five to ten minutes" she "literally pissed herself" and had to cover her pussy with the salad(?).
They were with a "common friend" Ralph warns Scarlett not to name. They mention Thomas777 later, so him or an associate I guess.
"Why does Scarlett laugh at my pain? I don't know. I laughed at her pain the other day." Scarlett laughs in response.
Ralph claims not to be into pissplay, but Scarlett sounds ethusiastic.

Scarlett picked him up at the airport in a "fire-engine red Saab". Ralph was "gobsmacked" at Scarlett's driving, but she kept reminding him she never got a ticket or been in a wreck. Ralph claims to have been in "about 25 wrecks and also gotten about 55 tickets."
Where's the truck, Ralph?

After staying up all night screaming, Scarlett finally falls alseep at 6AM. Apparently their room is on the 55th floor.
"The Killstream has had more of an impact on the political direction of the United States than Opie and Anthony could ever hope of, or dream of, excuse me. And that's just the fact."
Lots of whining about Cumia and other comedians I barlely recognize. Apparently they're all wops, faggots and offensive to Ralph's principled anti-zionism.

*holds up funko pop*
"I'm gonna take this out, I'm gonna open it up, I'm gonna put it in the toilet and I'm gonna take a piss on it. And I'm gonna phone it- I'm gonna hold the phone- Maybe I'll let her do it. I'm gonna- I'm going to record myself taking- Imma, first I will hold my piss for a long stretch as well. I'm gonna throw it in the toilet and I'm going to take a gigantic piss, hot steaming piss on Stewie Lew-Jew-Who and his bullshit ass, fake funko pop. And I'm gonna put it on twitter after I do it."
- Man who is not into pissplay.

"I Have some others too. Who is this? Mersh's? I'm gonna take a shit on him."
Threatens to dox Mersh's family.

Is "seriously thinking about" flying out to Colombia pimps birthday, but is conflicted because he also wants to spend time with Scarlett. Not sure why he can't just take her, seeing how they're all such sucessful big spenders who'll make a million dollars of "Scarlett gets the Gunt" porn.

Ralph theorizes ways to assault Scarlett while she's sleeping, such as giving her a "wet willy" to avenge himself against her being annoying.

Regarding a tweet by MrManchester:
"I have not read KiwiFarms- well not anything to do with me on Kiwifarms, since I got sued by Vickers, which is still ongoing and I have a hearing this week when I expect to defeat him in an anti-slapp motion.
Regardless- and the reason I do that is because, I actually enjoy reading the negativity and negative jokes and all this stuff. I actually enjoy it, but it's just not good for me.
But I know him well, because I read some of his posts and I'm not gonna say he's always fair or what I would call fair, but he's usually reasonable. Right? I'll see a thing or two and I'll say 'You might be right about that. Maybe I would be happier doing this or doing that'. So I give him a little bit of credit."

"She drives a stick shift, I'd rather blow my fucking brains out."
The valet service broke "a piece on the undercarriage" and Ralph got into a shouting match with management. "I said: 'Fuck you cocksucker! Do you have any fucking thing you're talking to?' I literally said that, by the way."
Ralph has a heart-to-heart with the illegal who broke the car:
-"We're both gonna go to jail if the police come, aren't we?"
-"Yeah, probably."
Apparently police was not called.

"Anyway, Chicago rules."
 
Ralph is not flying back to the third world. He will conveniently miss his flight and will try to pressure Scarlett into letting him move into her apartment “for a few days”.

I’m guessing her crazy bitch powers might block Gunt from attaching.
 
Every relationship for Ralph has ended worse than the last one, so I wonder what the twist will be this time? Getting stabbed? Jailed for DV? Who knows, but it won't end well, especially since she does not respect him.
 
FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw said:
Rare Rozy mention: "I'm a Manhattan guy, that's where my daughter was conceived, actually, so salute to Rozanna! I don't give a fuck what any of these fuck- excuse me, people say. She'll always be Rozanna to me, no matter what. I'm not even sure if that's true, because how can- whatever, let's not even get into that."
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Is he hinting that he may not be cozyrozy.tv dad?????
 
unironicjudiaism said:
Is he hinting that he may not be cozyrozy.tv dad?????
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I think there was speculation of her getting a name change for being named after a Fuentez platform, but I don't know if that was just kiwis shooting the shit or if team demon baby actually hinted at something like that.
Ralph, of course, is not a good source himself, because you never know if he actually has insider information or he just mirrors what he reads on KF in the first place.
 
Mundane Ralph said:
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Maybe we all just do Sisqó instead
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This is starting to feel like a Ralph W, he got some hooker to pay his way, didn't get arrested yet. I guess we can see what the week brings.
 
So is he on his way back to messico yet? The deal was for the weekend, right? How much do you wanna bet he never made his way out of the corncob tower the entire 2 night 1 day stay? He admitted he can barely even walk with that bum knee.

I don’t think this trip was what he hoped for. No hot girlfrend arc, just a strung-out junkie giving out bj’s in their room. Showed up for their big meetup looking like this
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clearly not playing the part he wanted, very disrespectful and too busted to even stream with. And ralphie not lookin too good these days either.
 
This is such an obvious disaster in the making.

What happens when they have a massive fight and Scarlett runs away to some guy who will let her crash at his place, if she puts out.

Scarlett breaks the lease and/or gets the cops to evict Ralph, as only she will have her name on the lease.

What does Ralph now do?

Does he trudge back to Mexico or does he off himself, thinking that Scarlett can take care of his cats?
 
She’s jewish, at least started out with a higher IQ than Old Ralph did and she has her own place + a car. She’s a thousand times more fiscally responsible than he is. Not to mention she supposedly paid for at least half of piggy’s trip.

Assuming Ethan actually moves in with her, when the time comes she’ll just get some nigger to come over and throw his fat ass out. Or cause/claim DV to have him arrested.

Something just occurred to me but I’m not going to post it because I don’t want someone cucking the content. Damn.
 
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