🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Quite a low energy early morning stream, planted in front of his laptop mumbling for four hours.
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lots of this, with his girly lil hands on his face. Quite resentful and seething about “that fat bitch out west” and “muh SUHNN” (gonna see him SOON) lol it’s been almost a year since he last forced himself on his SUHN, the kid has no idea who he is and wouldn’t recognize him if they passed on the street. Oh and that issue with the pic he sent Mersh is NOT why he hasn’t seen his SUHN since then (but doesn’t say what the real reason is.)

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That manly profile and neck fat, so hot.

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eatin chips

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more flappy hands to face

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his lil noodle arms.
 
lester said:
Someone here called him "evil pig". Forget about rage pig and gunt or this and that, he truly is an evil pig.

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I was going to make some crass remark about being surprised that Ralph wasn't trying to make her choke on it, but then I remember how small the West Memphis Micro is. Might as well try to choke on a spaghetti noodle.
 
Ralph is worming his way in to the dabbleverse.

Ministry of Dude/Dr Til opened with covering Ralph. They shouted out @elb (who has normal sized hands, unlike Scarlet who has big hands)
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(they are still live, no archive yet)
 
Um... said:
Quite resentful and seething about “that fat bitch out west” and “muh SUHNN” (gonna see him SOON) lol it’s been almost a year since he last forced himself on his SUHN, the kid has no idea who he is and wouldn’t recognize him if they passed on the street. Oh and that issue with the pic he sent Mersh is NOT why he hasn’t seen his SUHN since then (but doesn’t say what the real reason is.)
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In theory he is technically right. It isnt the picture that stopped him from seeing his son. Its the court order faith filed that has a court date in April.

What his drunken Swiss cheese xanny brain cant stitch together or refuses to stich is that the photo is the catalyst for the court case.

Hes gonna blame Ralph 2 for making faith file it even tho she lives literally on the other side of the state. Its also the courts fault because they side with women all the time. Not because he has a history of violating court mandates or anything

Go figure
 
unironicjudiaism said:
In theory he is technically right. It isnt the picture that stopped him from seeing his son. Its the court order faith filed that has a court date in April
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He’s saying that whole thing has NOTHING to do with why he hasn’t seen his SUHN, that he can see him any time he wants and will be seeing him SOON asamattafack. (Doesn’t say why he hasn’t been to see the kid, just what’s NOT why.)

I think he just stays high all the time these days, just a baseline low level of slurring like in this stream but not a full on pillstream. If he’s added percocets to his daily cocktail he’s about to be screwed. They have acetaminophen which will fuck up his liver even more than it is already. Alcoholics should stay away from anything containing acetaminophen as a general precaution, let alone popping Percs like I suspect he is.
 
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He’s saying that whole thing has NOTHING to do with why he hasn’t seen his SUHN, that he can see him any time he wants and will be seeing him SOON asamattafack. (Doesn’t say why he hasn’t been to see the kid, just what’s NOT why.)
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:diddler:"I can see muh sohn Xanduh anytime I want if yew wanna know tha troofaboutit!"
/hasn't visited Xander since May 2025
 
sufferhorse said:
forgot to add: he also threatened rekieta a without directly naming him a buncha times.
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Crossposting a clip of those many, many times:

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Yet again Mount Ralph is ready to blow, ranting and raving repeatedly about this "one motherfucker" who happens to be a "former small law firm owner" and knows that Ralph is "sitting on a fucking nuclear bomb" consisting of "stacks and stacks and stacks of DMs" that said person "sent to somebody [he] may be looking at right now" (i.e. to Scarlett). This merely corroborates what already has been widely speculated, but he also adds that "several high-profile critics of said person" "already know" of said DMs' content and they "haven't told either" for the time being, because Ralph has asked that they hold off and operate as something of a dead man's switch in the event that he is "indisposed" at some point. He also adds that he will "never forgive what the fuck [said person] said, motherfucker," and he urges that said person would be "well advised to retract what [said person] said" to Scarlett about Ralph having raped his wife, which would seem to be a bigger ask than for the mere silence that was previously required of said person for this tenuous "cold war to stay intact":




























So who could be a "high-profile critic of said person" that is also refusing to spill the tea? Hopefully Ralph knew better than to put all his eggs in one basket with the only person legally prohibited from even mentioning any alleged efforts to get Icedancer or Scarlett into a threesome with Nick and Kayla, who probably would be reluctant to even tapdance around alleged efforts by Nick to individually cheat with Icedancer or Scarlett lest that be misconstrued as an indirect reference to Kayla being the one cheated on, and who in any event just declared himself in no uncertain terms to be out of the Nick Rekieta business altogether:


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Ralph, you know what to do:


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No wonder Rackets has been dragging his wife onto multiple streams to put that happy marriage on display lately, almost as if to guilt Ralph out of doing what he's about to do, or just to get ahead of what's coming...🤔
 
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You know what? If Ralph banging a blacked porn star makes Rekieta seethe than it's a-okay with me. Really she's the perfect woman for our boy. It's not like he's going to find any innocence to ruin and she's crazy enough where he'll never be able to threaten her physically. If she swats the shit out of him at a later date I'd say that puts him in the running for a Julay, making all of @sufferhorse's dreams come true.

At the same time Nick Rekieta can't be hurt by normal means. He doesn't care that his daughter tested positive for cocaine, he doesn't care that he's ruined his best opportunities, hell he doesn't care that his dog died. What he does care about is the porn star he thought he was going to bang has chosen Ralph over him, his careful retarded schemes have been GUNTED.
 
i keep tellin yall. RALPHALOTY 2026 ARC IS FULL STEAM AHEAD.


he already won jan/feb and march by the way of multi pillshoahs, traveling a plenty, dawksin random chatters and bangin international coalwhores.

WHAT OTHER COW MAKES THIS MUCH MILK? full fat too
 
I'm glad Ethan left the house. Lolcows get boring when they just do the same shit over and over again. The constant pillstreams were getting repetitive and hopefully this injects a little life into him.
 
sufferhorse said:
i keep tellin yall. RALPHALOTY 2026 ARC IS FULL STEAM AHEAD.


he already won jan/feb and march by the way of multi pillshoahs, traveling a plenty, dawksin random chatters and bangin international coalwhores.

WHAT OTHER COW MAKES THIS MUCH MILK? full fat too
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He starts every year strong. He just can't keep the momentum of being interesting for long enough. Here's hoping though, he's my pick every year.
 
sufferhorse said:
i keep tellin yall. RALPHALOTY 2026 ARC IS FULL STEAM AHEAD.


he already won jan/feb and march by the way of multi pillshoahs, traveling a plenty, dawksin random chatters and bangin international coalwhores.

WHAT OTHER COW MAKES THIS MUCH MILK? full fat too
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Ralph always runs wild Q1 and is finished by the middle of the year. He has done this every year for multiple years now. He never learned from Rekieta, who knows you always save you best work for Q4 right before the Kiwi Election Kommision gathers for voting.
 
Ralph has precisely fuck-all on Nick. Every "bomb" that he has ever dropped on anybody is a nothingburger, all he can do is seethe and blow whatever hypothetical dirt he has out of proportion, because it makes for good content.

The "Fuck Mersh" stream is a good example of this, Ralph spent days hyping up these nuclear DMs and then when the reveal happened it was just Nick confiding in Ralph that sometimes he gets sad because he misses April. Oh yeah, and that Nick huffs galaxy gas and lost his license to practice law, yknow, the same info that's been talked about in his thread for years.

And of course he's such a wishy washy BPD faggot that he'll probably forget that he's supposed to be feuding with Nick and will go back to tonguing his asshole in a matter of weeks.

Bog standard behaviour from the Ralphamale.
 
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