🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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In 16 short years Ralph aged from 14 to 73. Amazing genetics here.
 
TEA 3HF said:
Ralph remains one of those primo horrorcows that should remind everyone how much the internet can fuck someone up. In the 80's and 90's Ralph woulda been that asswipe townie in some rural part pf Arkansas or Virginia that people tolerate at the local watering hole because he pays and provides some background noise and scares off out of towners. Never would have left bumfuck nowhereville and never would have held much more than a job at the local junkyard. Maybe he still does drugs to cope with it, but all that really ends up doing is giving the local cops something to do while collecting their paycheck. The fact that the life of some shitheel townie like that is better than the life Ralph currently leads is proof positive that the iNTERNET has fucking destroyed this man worse than any substance abuse could have.
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This post needs to be framed and sold for motivational use.
 
Null said:
Btw I am sanctioning a gay op, and I'm saying this in public because I don't want a bunch of people doing this behind the scenes and annoying local resources.

If Ralph's stay goes on much longer his cat will probably run out of standing water and food. He mentioned that last time he traveled Cleo developed kidney problems due to a lack of water. I don't know what animal protections are like in Mexico but if anyone does and has an idea I am greenlighting rescuing the heckin catarino.
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Have not keep up with the Guntventures in a while, but I think first step here would be to contact his landlord and get him in touch with a local voluntary animal rescue to have the cats Fostered by someone (There's tons of facebook pages like that, I can reach out if needed) Do not contact the government animal rescue, starving to death would be a mercy should they get involved.

Maybe we can get the landlord contact by looking for classified ads for the property rentals online, particularly Facebook. Let me know if someone is on the case already.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Never let it be said that Null is the bad guy.
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I wonder if Ronnie is smiling down there in hell, knowing his retarded bipolar son is following him in his footsteps. I guess there is a bright side to every situation!
 
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