he was stolen last year's loty too, when he released Ralph vs Jared Taylor: a TTS bloodsport. probably his best work EVER.
would not surprise me if its the same this year.
The issue was recency bias. Don't get me wrong. Ralph was HOT, HOT, HOT the first half of last year, culminating in great stuff like hollerin'
with a YouTube video and sucking off biker's bananas after getting stranded in Tijuana, However, he was peak boring between June and November-ish, whenever Queen Icedanc3r entered the picture, inevitably leading to King Mersh's coronation.
The only things of note I can recall during the down period were:
1) GFE Mexican girlfriend
2) Ralph regaling the story of Hunter S. Thompson's gonzo journalism to some therapist he was salivating over, while da gaylogs were telling him his arm needed to be amputated.
---LOL. There's something particularly funny about that because I think Ralph was legitimately scared his arm was fucked. Thank God that issue was resolved by simply migrating to his knee due to the magical biology inherent to da Ralphabloodline. Unfortunately for Ralph, the Ralphaknee is fucked exponentially worse and somewhat of a more vital limb. Even more unfortunate for Ralph, rehab alone ain't gonna fix it. He needs surgery to fix the issue, and contrary to Ralphabelief, he don't got that 2019 money.
I'll quote the powerful phrase spoken by Amanda Morris, which absolutely fucked with Ralph's fragile ego more than just about anything has ever fucked with Ralph's fragile ego. "Where did the money go.....?"
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3) Ralph's short stint on the knockoff Fish Tank in El Salvador. Where not only did we get to physically compare/contrast his dysgenic appearance with other people for the first time in a long while, but got to watch Ralph promptly start shit, get bullied, and graciously saved by the hosts when they removed him. If they didn't allow Ralph to leave, he was absolutely about to get his ass kicked, LOL.
All this to say is Ralph's peaks were/are LotY material, but what held him back was those peaks were too early in the year and kinda hyper-concentrated. Now you can easily argue that shouldn't be the case since it's 'Lolcow of the Year' and not 'Lolcow of the Last Few Months of the Year', but it is what it is.
The good news is I don't think Ralph is gonna revert back to boring shit if/when he's forced back to Mexico. At least not immediately. The comedown from this trip will be glorious because of just how much of a trainwreck it was and the trainwreck that is Scarlett Hampton, along with the trainwreck side characters involved. (i.e. Dabbleverse, Rekieta, possibly Juju, etc.)
Plus, I can't wait to see the initial period where he's 'returning to the norm'. Where the sudden realization hits him when he finally arrives back at the lowly Mexican hovel all alone. Where he realizes nothing has changed and still has to stream himself looking at his 10+ hours a day to a dozen or so retards along with da gaylogs making fun of him. Where Ralph knows Scarlett is gonna do what Scarlett does regardless of how much he hollers, and there's not a damn thing he can do about it. I'm sure there'll be bubbles of manic Ralph, like whenever the sex tape inevitably leaks, but I can't imagine the massive wave of depression that'll wash over him. My money is it'll start as soon as he arrives at the gate for his departure flight and sits down with no Scarlett in sight.
. The next step down from there is sleeping like a homeless bum in the airport itself. Probably in a chair. The airport itself is in a sort of wasteland area and nowhere near what you would consider city Milwaukee. Wandering around there would be very bleak and depressing.
