🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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John Andrews Stan said:
Bold of you to assume he doesn’t. Lots of people have HIV that’s undetectable thanks to the current treatment protocols. They live to old age now.
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I don’t think the Grunting Gunt could afford PrEP, and if he could, I doubt he would follow through on them.
ParisOfTroy said:
I never knew that the chance of a man getting it through unprotected vaginal sex (with a HIV positive partner) was basically a 1 in 2500 freak event.
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The guy lives an extremely high risk lifestyle, which probably increases his contraction risk beyond what’s reasonably expected. Plus HIV is really not even the worst STD anymore. The antibiotic-resistant super-syphilis going around now is horrific.
 
Cross-posting from the Rekeita thread:

John Andrews Stan said:
Wil Herren just openly admitted on Clown Town that he snorted coke all night long during his outing in El Paso with Ralph. He also said Ralph fucked “a prostitute who was an El Paso 4” and he “paid $350” to do so.

Wil really doesn’t think Ralph would dare turn on him. Funnier still that he confirmed the stereotype of Nick’s fiercest defenders being fellow cokeheads and degenerates.
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Here’s the clip where Wil Herren outs Ralph for paying $350 for “an El Paso 4” prostitute and twisting the knife over Ralph fucking up his marriage to Nora. He knows Ralph is a pussy who won’t do shit to him or Rekieta.

 
I don't know if predictions of a new Demonspawn can be called optimistic or pessimistic.
But let's face it, not this time. Scar isn't another Childbride or Meigh, some bog standard BPD bitch wanting to larp as a tradwife. She's a full-on porn ho. I garantuee that the Ralphaseed wouldn't be the first to see the coathanger coming through her birth canal.

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Of course the prospect of a new gunt tape is horrifying, but if I put my autistic hat on for a moment, they're going to have an extremely difficult time filming something that is flattering for both of them.

They're going to need to carefully edit out any gunt hoisting, Memphis micro, old man noises, creaky knee joints and anytime Scarlett is talking. No easy feat for a pair of sloppy crackheads.
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Of course the prospect of a new gunt tape is horrifying, but if I put my autistic hat on for a moment, they're going to have an extremely difficult time filming something that is flattering for both of them.

They're going to need to carefully edit out any gunt hoisting, Memphis micro, old man noises, creaky knee joints and anytime Scarlett is talking. No easy feat for a pair of sloppy crackheads.
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Implying they'd even give a shit. It'll just be Thumbing 2.0 but Ralph will think it's professional porn cuz HE'S FUCKIN A REEAAAL PAAAWRN STAR BISH
 
Drunken domestic with coked out hooker is nice and all, but it's been done to death, and by better artists.
Where are my drunken slouches, knocking over 74 filled piss bottles? Where are my hallucinated interviews? Where are my slurring out death threats to a wife while your baby wails in the background?
Where is my legendary 3 nippled sleep paralysis demon?
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Just reminding people here what Ralphs penis actually looks like. So either his penis magically tripled in size during the past few years or Ralph went into photoshop and made it bigger.
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Hit me with autistic stickers, but all of this is just angles and perspective, porn producers use these angles all the time to make cocks look as big as possible and Scarlett will know how to do this as well I’m sure.

You can easily make a dick look bigger using angles and perspective. Here we see the POV shot and what it actually looks like during intercourse, the pic Ralph posted is close up to the cock and from below, making it look substantially bigger. It’s all perspective. If you watch porn after knowing this it becomes obvious that they use these angles to make cocks look bigger all the time, it will always be a shot right up on it or looking up showing the full length covering the frame. It’s basically just an optical trick. It’s not that complicated and it’s entirely possible it’s the same dick. Now we just gotta see if it looks as big when we get another POV shot like this
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Of course the prospect of a new gunt tape is horrifying, but if I put my autistic hat on for a moment, they're going to have an extremely difficult time filming something that is flattering for both of them.

They're going to need to carefully edit out any gunt hoisting, Memphis micro, old man noises, creaky knee joints and anytime Scarlett is talking. No easy feat for a pair of sloppy crackheads.
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Maybe they could hire some stunt doubles for the sex part.
 
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