🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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wombat said:
Maybe they could hire some stunt doubles for the sex part.
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Why only go half retarded? Hire top dollar porn stars to reenact the sex tape with a little creative license for the plot, characters and dialogue. Change it just enough so Ralph can't sue. Rig the AVN awards and make sure Guntback Mountain or whatever the hell it's called wins. Spin it off into a series and sell it to Netflix.
 
Gator_Aids said:
Can we all take a moment to marvel at the sheer volume of humiliation, suffering, drug abuse, physiological, psychological, and neurological damage...not to mention extreme risk of potential legal consequences...Ralph has chosen to endure all for the sole purpose of publicly posting proof that he has less than a 4 inch dick that he placed inside an ex-blacked porn star?

UPDATE

Scarlett has posted a Pic from the porn where Ralph has obviously photoshopped his dick.

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I am imagining the prompt.

“Hey eh grok, could you….. yeah know like make muh dick look bigger? NOT THAT IT ISNT HUGE OR NOTHIN. Just this annnngle is kinda like off or sumthin. Now you will make me look hyuge or I will fucking put my hands on you bish.”

Something like that maybe.
 
Heavy Rainfall2 said:
Fuck bro. I know it's gonna be disgusting but if the porn tape leaks I gotta watch it purely for the laughs. But I really don't want to. This is the most existential crisis I've ever had as a lolcow enjoyer.
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I wonder if she still yammers on like a retard during that too. Or if she’s like those old-school alcoholic news anchors who can suddenly lock in when the cameras are rolling.
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Of course the prospect of a new gunt tape is horrifying, but if I put my autistic hat on for a moment, they're going to have an extremely difficult time filming something that is flattering for both of them.

They're going to need to carefully edit out any gunt hoisting, Memphis micro, old man noises, creaky knee joints and anytime Scarlett is talking. No easy feat for a pair of sloppy crackheads.
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It Ralph. He’s going to film from the cuck chair with his phone
 
TheTurdReich said:
Hit me with autistic stickers, but all of this is just angles and perspective, porn producers use these angles all the time to make cocks look as big as possible and Scarlett will know how to do this as well I’m sure.

You can easily make a dick look bigger using angles and perspective. Here we see the POV shot and what it actually looks like during intercourse, the pic Ralph posted is close up to the cock and from below, making it look substantially bigger. It’s all perspective. If you watch porn after knowing this it becomes obvious that they use these angles to make cocks look bigger all the time, it will always be a shot right up on it or looking up showing the full length covering the frame. It’s basically just an optical trick. It’s not that complicated and it’s entirely possible it’s the same dick. Now we just gotta see if it looks as big when we get another POV shot like this
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Oh shit the dick detective showed up.
 
skol said:
I want reddit-brained people to look at this situation and say again how empowering to women sex work is.
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By the way, it's also Women's Mental Health Awareness Month and Women's History Month in the USA. :D
 
Gator_Aids said:
If hes indeed at this stage, things will only go one way. The fights, the freakouts and possible violence will increase until the money and coke run out or one / both are in jail.

We are about to see some special trap house living here kids. Its going to be a hell of a finale.
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Please God let him go out like Tony Montana. I just want to see burning gunt one last time before I die.

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Respectable non A lawg.
 
This guy is just so fascinating to me, this guy is 40 years old and looks like a mummy. In what universe is filming a porno with a cracked out porn star an own? At 40, the own should be your Roth IRA or your children are doing well in sports. I literally cannot fathom how this guys brain works.
 
It’s not Ralph’s dick. He literally used a plot point from one of Scarlett’s own pornos. LMFAO

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If the photo was fake, there’s now no proof Ralph actually shot the scene. Donors return to SCAMMED status.
 
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Kirklandwarrior said:
This guy is just so fascinating to me, this guy is 40 years old and looks like a mummy. In what universe is filming a porno with a cracked out porn star an own? At 40, the own should be your Roth IRA or your children are doing well in sports. I literally cannot fathom how this guys brain works.
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Why even impose middle-class standards on a guy like Ralph?

Ralph was raised by a multiple divorced, abusive, schizo, alcoholic father who bailed after divorcing wife #3 (Sandra) who followed around an old never-was bar band and lived the last fifteen years of her life on SSI and Medicaid.

He is legit white trash. His current circumstances are considered a crowning achievement- whores, drugs and cheap hotel rooms is as good as life gets for a guy like Ralph. Ralph can’t even fathom there is more to life.

Highs: drugs and booze with whores
Lows: jail, destitution
The middle is the months you see Ralph sitting forlornly alone in his hovel watching clips for a few bucks to stay high and sheltered.
 
Heavy Rainfall2 said:
Fuck bro. I know it's gonna be disgusting but if the porn tape leaks I gotta watch it purely for the laughs. But I really don't want to. This is the most existential crisis I've ever had as a lolcow enjoyer.
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I feel like if this cursed thing ever gets released it will become a mythical challenge for coombrains to prove their dedication to the craft. “Only the those who have attained the highest levels of Coomfucianism will be able to throw ropes watching the following consummation. Should you succeed in this ultimate test of endurance, you shall reach Coomvana.”
 
The Backwards Man said:
HE'S DICKLESS
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This is true. Ralph actually pees from his gunt through his sweat glands.

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Someone calling in to stop him from boarding was a werk if you want to know da troof of it! So the whole reason Ralph misses flights is because of Ralph.
 
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