🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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I do wonder if the hunch is actually an evolutionary adaptation.

A growth on the upper torso that acts as a kind of fatty counterbalance to the gunt.
 
Elbe said:
I do wonder if the hunch is actually an evolutionary adaptation.

A growth on the upper torso that acts as a kind of fatty counterbalance to the gunt.
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It's a symptom of Cushing Syndrome which Ralph probably has, and is caused by the weird fat distribution and bone problems people with that have. So he probably has a fucked up spine and on top of that, has a gunt on his back to go with the main gunt and the gunt that the main gunt has, and the gunt on his face, and the gunt one of his tits have.

People call him "the Gunt" but he's actually a walking collection of gunts of all shapes and sizes.
 
AnOminous said:
So he ... has a gunt on his back to go with the main gunt and the gunt that the main gunt has, and the gunt on his face, and the gunt one of his tits have.
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Ok, so you're saying he has the ass he's supposed to have, but there's a second back-ass to go with the main front-ass, which itself has another ass, and there's an ass on his face (as part of his body, not whatever hooker he's truffle-hunting), as well as his deformed breast/arm ass we've seen?

So this man has no less than six distinct asses.
 
Air force Gunt
Gunt Hard 2: Gunt Harder
Gunt Story
A Gunt's Life
Mommy Scarlett and the Chamber of the Gunt
The Magnificent 7 Gunts
28 Gunts Later
Men Who Stare at Gunts
 
Okay so I haven't posted in a Ralph thread for a while, mostly because I never have a clue which one's the right one to just discuss Ralph happenings.

So he and Scar want to get married in Vegas again. But surely, even if they get another Elvis to officiate it, there's got to be some legal hurdle when he's still legally married.
The Elvis Priest would still have to ask him if he isn't already married, right? And if he lied and said no, that would still have to be some sort of crime in Nevada?
 
Trans Randy said:
Okay so I haven't posted in a Ralph thread for a while, mostly because I never have a clue which one's the right one to just discuss Ralph happenings.

So he and Scar want to get married in Vegas again. But surely, even if they get another Elvis to officiate it, there's got to be some legal hurdle when he's still legally married.
The Elvis Priest would still have to ask him if he isn't already married, right? And if he lied and said no, that would still have to be some sort of crime in Nevada?
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Does a man who fled the country to Mexico even care? Question is, will Scarlett actually willingly fly with him back there? At the start of this, it was a hard "no" for me, but now, anything is on the table. This is a bish who is willing to take domestic abuse on camera and then come back like a good little battered wife and pretend like nothing happened, the horse wasn't as unstable and she still fell to the temptation of the gunt anyways.
 
Um... said:
If he starts doing coke hard core he’ll stroke out for sure. He’s a prime setup- 40 years old, obese, smoker, history of athersclerotic disease, (er visit for chest pain in vegas) family history too (mama sandra was stroked out and in a wheelchair in her early 60s.) It’s a matter of when, not if.
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If that nigga makes it too 60 you think he's going to look like a dried out mummy
 
AnOminous said:
It's a symptom of Cushing Syndrome which Ralph probably has, and is caused by the weird fat distribution and bone problems people with that have. So he probably has a fucked up spine and on top of that, has a gunt on his back to go with the main gunt and the gunt that the main gunt has, and the gunt on his face, and the gunt one of his tits have.

People call him "the Gunt" but he's actually a walking collection of gunts of all shapes and sizes.
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You’ll notice when he gets skinny and lays off the booze it goes away. This is because there’s a version called “alcohol induced pseudo-cushings” which is likely the flavor he’s got.
 
Indrick Boreale said:
Bigamy is a crime in all 50 states and at federal level, but it tends to be prosecuted mostly according to state law.
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It's a crime, but it's not like there's a bigamy enforcement division of some law enforcement agency in Nevada. It's not proactively prosecuted. There has to be some kind of complaint to a law enforcement agency that's in a position to do something about it. The likelihood that a second marriage with no children by a pig monster that lives in Mexico is going to be a priority for both a prosecutor and law enforcement in Nevada is basically zero.
 
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