🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Sicko Hunter]

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Harry.......... this is your, am I still your son-in-law? That's crazy. Look, I'm calling in because I have an absolute gold mine. Mind? Gold mine? Gold mine and gold mind. Just absolute blonde bombshell. You know how it goes on my hands here. And I'm trying to marry her this weekend.

And so you and they say the horse. I don't say that. Of course, I always thought your daughter was so beautiful. I'm sure she's so beautiful right now. Let's just sign it over. You already stole my daughter, your granddaughter, you have her, whatever.

You already took that. Can you just like, can we just get the papers done? Where do I need to fly into America this week to get the papers done, to get this? Harry, listen, man, when you, when you go up inside this, wow, they took all this shit. It's the tightest you can imagine. Trust me.

Look, let's just put all this to the side. Let's let bygones be bygones and let me get up in here. Let me lock it down. And so, you know, if there's any other problems, I don't have to say, but I'm sure we can make it right. I'm sure we can do it and make it absolutely fucking kingpin. Spectacular.

I love Rosie, whatever you guys are calling her now. I don't know. Did you name her after the Buffalo Bills?

Whatever the, whatever you guys did, we'll, we'll figure it out. It doesn't matter, but I want that porn star pussy and I want it locked and loaded and I want it tied to me. So let's just make it happen. I appreciate you. And I guess that's about it. Big dog. Thank you. [PRESSES ONE]

Unironically one of the funniest things I've read in 11 years on this forum.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I’m just psyched for Friday.

 

[Crabpuncher]

As the resident god of Elvis and Clowns..I can do this task.

The TRVE Kang!

...of the Sektor...

 

[Dee Reynolds]

If this wedding actually happens how long do you give before the divorce?

Well Scarlett has been active on the reselling platform Depop saving and liking a lot of jewelry lately. Most of it is bride of Chucky shit. But there’s also a wedding ring set in the mix so…. I give it a month.

Check it:
Scarlett’s saved items on Depop

 

[Cheese_lad]

Panstu let my kino flow L/A

 

[clipartfan92]

Scarlett’s saved items on Depop

All the archives I tried get stuck on the bot check page, so here's a screenshot of some of the recent likes.

 

[JAKL II]

Its never going to happen Gunt. You're married to her forever.

 

[Um...]

But there’s also a wedding ring set in the mix so….

Check it:
Scarlett’s saved items on Depop

This one?

for $116.20?
She’s planning on buying her own wedding ring?
Seems like about the right price range too.
Still more than ralphie could afford though..

 

[Elks_antler]

Ring it up, another ralphamale W. The black whore likes his dick.

 

[Dee Reynolds]

This one?
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for $116.20?
She’s planning on buying her own wedding ring?
Seems like about the right price range too.
Still more than ralphie could afford though..

Well she bought all the flights and hotel rooms already so that would make sense. She gonna be big mad when that credit card bill is due

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Here's the full voicemail recording; I cut out the part where he almost doxes Harry's phone number.

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Ralph please god can you find a better segway into pornstar pussy than speaking about your own flesh and blood daughter.
(I had this saved in the comment attachments and don't know when or why I added it, so as far as I'm concerned this is god's take on the matter)

 

[The Polaroid Man]

Here's the full voicemail recording; I cut out the part where he almost doxes Harry's phone number.

Can you imagine flexing on your father-in-law about cucking his daughter with a blown out blonde harlot from Blacked.com and bragging about how tight her babymaker is?

Ring it up, another ralphamale W. The black whore likes his dick.

”SIZE DON’T MATTER BISH! Da Memphis Micro’s gon’ make me father an Aryan Blonde and Blue-eyed Ubermensh! WHAT DO YEW THINK OF DAT HEINOUS HARRY.”

 

[Some Fucking Retard]

Panstu let my kino flow L/A
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At least violate a court order and call her out by name ralph. Stop being bish made.

 

[Drama Fan]

Panstu let my kino flow L/A
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I think this is the more appropriate wedding song. Many outstanding questions remain like who is going to buy the wedding band, times being hard, and a man hoping that nature (paypigs) will merely bend its will and provide a bounty

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Ethan I know you're reading this I will unironically pay for your cat. I'll cover the vet fees.

 

[Sithis]

Here's the full voicemail recording; I cut out the part where he almost doxes Harry's phone number.

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The funny thing about this is this kind of thing probably gets Scarlett all hot and bothered, hence the subsequent "ralphadick" message, because BPD people love extravagant fucked up displays of affection. In her mind, Ralph trolling his former father in law and leaving that voicemail was a sign of affection to her.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

The funny thing about this is this kind of thing probably gets Scarlett all hot and bothered, hence the subsequent "ralphadick" message, because BPD people love extravagant fucked up displays of affection. In her mind, Ralph trolling his former father in law and leaving that voicemail was a sign of affection to her.

I’ve been concocting my own theory about why Scarlett is so eager to marry Ralph.

A lot of people have speculated she has AIDS. And with her lifestyle and the way she acts there are many many many many many many many many ways she can get AIDS.
Seeing how eager she is to marry Ralph and where she used to be in life vs where she is now. I genuinely believe she actually does have AIDS.

Because think about it. She would want companionship in her old age, and most guys will take a woman with tons of bad baggage. However, almost all of them would stop at AIDS. Except Ethan Oliver Ralph.

Knowing how fucked up they both are… I wouldn’t be surprised if they actually gave birth to a demon baby with AIDS. That’s right an AIDS Demon baby. She would probs want a kid and most guys wouldn’t birth an AIDs baby.

I also think this is why she’s so vehemently against going to hospitals, because you never know at a hospital when you might get a random blood check and uh-oh! AIDS-E-OOHS.

This has been my Ted Talk.

 

[hesaback]

If this wedding actually happens how long do you give before the divorce?

Minutes, hours, days or a week before they split. I'm going for days

 

[NicoFountaine]

Minutes, hours, days or a week before they split. I'm going for days

Nah mate, this is like some deep destiny shit, they are the type of perfect match you only hear about in fairytales. Only 1000% whitetrashmaxxing.

 

[Agent Sandoval]

And so you and they say the horse. I don't say that. Of course,

So please, let me file for divorce.
On the subject of Rosie, I have no recourse.
With a pornstar wife I would enjoy intercourse.
Please answer my plea, O, "Big Dog", Harry Morse.