🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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MirnaMinkoff said:
She’s definitely a whatever is available type of addict, but booze and uppers (coke/meth) seem to be her preferred poisons.
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Rage Pig said:
Amazing cognitive decline on that bish. There are 89 years old demented Alzheimer patients who sound more coherent and lucid than this complete wreck.
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John Andrews Stan said:
Imagine being such a degenerate that you think the girl who’s had hundreds of BBCs and eaten dozens of black assholes is some kind of prize.
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Crossposting some unexpected Scarlett kino looking down upon THC as being "degenerate," which, albeit not wrong, is hilariously ironic given anything and everything else known about her and her fiancé:

Folgers Can said:
It's getting to be old hat since the Ralphamale's rightly molding Scarlett into a proper self-declared "Toeboy" like so much clay is well-established at this point, so it's nothing worth clipping anymore, but for any seasoned enjoyers of Scarlett kino, she just had some mildly amusing extended engagement with her second-favorite show's co-hosts from the chat starting at timestamp 3:30:50:

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Trigger Me Timbers said:
I’ve been concocting my own theory about why Scarlett is so eager to marry Ralph.

A lot of people have speculated she has AIDS. And with her lifestyle and the way she acts there are many many many many many many many many ways she can get AIDS.
Seeing how eager she is to marry Ralph and where she used to be in life vs where she is now. I genuinely believe she actually does have AIDS.

Because think about it. She would want companionship in her old age, and most guys will take a woman with tons of bad baggage. However, almost all of them would stop at AIDS. Except Ethan Oliver Ralph.

Knowing how fucked up they both are… I wouldn’t be surprised if they actually gave birth to a demon baby with AIDS. That’s right an AIDS Demon baby. She would probs want a kid and most guys wouldn’t birth an AIDs baby.

I also think this is why she’s so vehemently against going to hospitals, because you never know at a hospital when you might get a random blood check and uh-oh! AIDS-E-OOHS.

This has been my Ted Talk.
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Plot twist: Ralph and Scarlett bring the antichrist into the world
 
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RollingRock2 said:
Ralph if you want a divorce you need to file for divorce why are you asking your father in law for a divorce?
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That's simple. He needs Harry or Meigh to pay for the divorce. I'll give the Kang credit, he's got balls thinking this is going to work out without the family Morris extracting what little value they can out of his worthless ass. Bonus kino if Meigh just refuses because it would be funny to her.
 
DAASS RIGHTT BIISH!! THAT FAT LOLCOW JERSH MOOOUN COULD NEVER GET HIMSELF EVEN A SINGLE BABY MAMA/DEMON BABY INCUBATOR HE CAN CHEAT ON/ABUSE, IF YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT!!! MEANWHILE THE RALPHAMALE IS ON HIS 3RD GOING ON A FOURTH BIISHH :diddler: :diddler:
 
Obnoxious Asshole said:
That's simple. He needs Harry or Meigh to pay for the divorce. I'll give the Kang credit, he's got balls thinking this is going to work out without the family Morris extracting what little value they can out of his worthless ass. Bonus kino if Meigh just refuses because it would be funny to her.
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When he dies, she'll get everything. Including the piss bottle. What a lucky horse.
 
Evan Kor said:
I thought the horse got a divorce years ago.
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They're still legally married.

Horse divorce never happened, she simply "absconded with his child" but for real.

As opposed to the first time she fled the stable to NY and left Ralph stranded at the airport.
 
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JAKL II said:
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Harry.......... this is your, am I still your son-in-law? That's crazy. Look, I'm calling in because I have an absolute gold mine. Mind? Gold mine? Gold mine and gold mind. Just absolute blonde bombshell. You know how it goes on my hands here. And I'm trying to marry her this weekend.

And so you and they say the horse. I don't say that. Of course, I always thought your daughter was so beautiful. I'm sure she's so beautiful right now. Let's just sign it over. You already stole my daughter, your granddaughter, you have her, whatever.

You already took that. Can you just like, can we just get the papers done? Where do I need to fly into America this week to get the papers done, to get this? Harry, listen, man, when you, when you go up inside this, wow, they took all this shit. It's the tightest you can imagine. Trust me.

Look, let's just put all this to the side. Let's let bygones be bygones and let me get up in here. Let me lock it down. And so, you know, if there's any other problems, I don't have to say, but I'm sure we can make it right. I'm sure we can do it and make it absolutely fucking kingpin. Spectacular.

I love Rosie, whatever you guys are calling her now. I don't know. Did you name her after the Buffalo Bills?

Whatever the, whatever you guys did, we'll, we'll figure it out. It doesn't matter, but I want that porn star pussy and I want it locked and loaded and I want it tied to me. So let's just make it happen. I appreciate you. And I guess that's about it. Big dog. Thank you. [PRESSES ONE]

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This is somehow as endearing to me as it is funny. Maybe because im also an impulsive addict, but regardles.
 
Meigh can't do the whole divorce in absentia thing because you have to prove to the court you've made every effort to contact your spouse. This includes documented "diligent efforts" followed by a court-approved alternative service which requires a sworn affidavit, although if Ralph is refusing to disclose his address which prevents personal service, his deliberate refusal could potentially be classed as some sort of evidence that strengthens the case. It could be a matter of proving that you want a divorce but him being uncooperative by not disclosing his address. Getting a default judgment has a lot of hoops and is difficult.

Ralph brought this upon himself fleeing in secrecy to prevent being served any sort of legal documentation because he's a BISH. He'll be married to Pantsu forever and won't be able to elope with his porn star queen.

Bigamy is an interesting arc, though. Very on brand
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I mean, if he truly was serious about this whole shit, he should have sent that voicemail earlier. Ain't no way a divorce process gets done in two/three days.
 
Indrick Boreale said:
I mean, if he truly was serious about this whole shit, he should have sent that voicemail earlier. Ain't no way a divorce process gets done in two/three days.
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RollingRock2 said:
Ralph if you want a divorce you need to file for divorce why are you asking your father in law for a divorce?
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Harry is the current mediator so he kinda has to. Meigh doesn't want any contact with him whatsoever. If Ralph wants to file, he has virtually the same issue as she does. She's refusing contact and he doesn't have her address due to her having safety concerns. She can however authorize an attorney to accept service on her behalf. It's a time consuming endeavor, complicated, and expensive. The Pig doesn't have the patience for it, nor does he have the dollarydoos. Waiting days prior to his planned "wedding" to notify her kin that he wants a divorce is insane levels of retard on his part
 
Sea Monkey said:
Harry is the current mediator so he kinda has to. Meigh doesn't want any contact with him whatsoever. If Ralph wants to file, he has virtually the same issue as she does. She's refusing contact and he doesn't have her address due to her having safety concerns. She can however authorize an attorney to accept service on her behalf. It's a time consuming endeavor, complicated, and expensive. The Pig doesn't have the patience for it, nor does he have the dollarydoos. Waiting days prior to his planned "wedding" to notify her kin that he wants a divorce is insane levels of retard on his part
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The real question is, does Ralph know he's about to commit bigamy? He's been dumb enough to commit worse crimes, but this is beyond all limits of retardation.

And if this is all a WERK, why go through all the trouble?
 
If there is a way for Meigh and her father to entirely cut Ralph out of their lives in every way through a divorce and a court agreement to never see, speak of them or contact then it is worth every penny spent. There’s no value in even child support from the pittance it is with the fact you keep Ethan a constant in your life; a clean cut is a new life.

If Ralph is excited to marry Scarlett and this is his ticket back to America to get an apartment then make it so.

Ethan will be back in jail on domestic abuse and drug trafficking within a year.
 
MadStan said:
If there is a way for Meigh and her father to entirely cut Ralph out of their lives in every way through a divorce and a court agreement to never see, speak of them or contact then it is worth every penny spent. There’s no value in even child support from the pittance it is with the fact you keep Ethan a constant in your life; a clean cut is a new life.

If Ralph is excited to marry Scarlett and this is his ticket back to America to get an apartment then make it so.

Ethan will be back in jail on domestic abuse and drug trafficking within a year.
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Ethan, Neigh, or both would have to seek a termination of parental rights/sole custody. I can't speak to NY state, but where I live judges are loathe to do that. They won't even let the parent who wants their rights terminated just do it. They view it as a responsibility for the parent. The "family courts are against men" is true to a degree I'm sure, more or less depending on individual states, jurisdictions, and judges. Here, everything starts out at 50/50. Your ex-wife could have left you for an abusive drug dealer and she herself became a recidivist criminal drug addict, but the default position is that children's lives are better with both parents in it.

My buddy did get eventually get sole custody and all her rights terminated, but it took a long ass time. It was 5+ years. There were many arrests, probations, rehab stints, a son left at the hospital and abandoned to the state at birth by her before it happened. His lawyer advised him many times to slow roll it since a) he was a man and b) she wasn't trying to see her children anyway. Everyday his heart would stop at the prospect of her coming to take their child and him having no legal way to stop her, but he trusted his lawyer.

I have no doubt a judge would look at Ralph and be sympathetic to Neigh, but there is no guarantee it would be a quick or cheap process. Ethan would be the postergunt for a quick and painless termination. I just have no faith in the court system after watching so many judges bungle so many things watching lolsuits here.
 
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