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Etc.
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Etc.
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You got to monetize this stuff.
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Johnny, we kind of filled you in on what was going on.
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Yep.
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This next person had an unbelievable weekend.
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My girlfriend and I were also talking about how it was like a police trauma.
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And we were kind of rooting for the guy to get away and make his escape.
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And he did.
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And he agreed to be on this program first.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Steve McQueen
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of the Sector, the host of the Killstream, Ethan Ralph.
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Good morning, sir.
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Good morning.
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Can you hear me?
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I can.
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I can hear you very well.
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You know, who can't hear you?
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The Milwaukee Police Department.
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Yeah.
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So I would take a little issue because I didn't, you know, commit any crimes.
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I know there was somebody said there was an APB out or something like that,
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but that's not the same as a warrant.
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And anyway, I hate to explain it to everybody, but I actually
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took time out to explain to somebody on Twitter yesterday.
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So I'm really not sure.
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Fuck that, dude.
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Fuck that.
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You, the cops were looking for you and you fucking gave them the slip.
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That's ridiculous.
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It's amazing.
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Well, I didn't break any laws by doing that.
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I didn't say, I know, I'm not saying you broke any laws.
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I'm saying that I know a lot of people, myself included, who when this whole thing
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was like, I woke up in the middle of the night, or no, I woke up at like five in
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the morning and I see tweets where people are going, they're putting up the,
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with the dispatch and everything like that.
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They're like, they're looking for Ralph.
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And I'm like, it's funny because I'm like, I hope he fucking
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goes to O'Hare because Chicago's not going to give a shit.
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And he flies down and he gets across the border.
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It was, I mean, I know it was your real life, but like, it was like a movie to me.
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I'm just like, I, I hope the next.
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Watching prison break again.
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Yeah, I hope the next tweet is from fucking Mexico.
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And he's like, got you, bitch.
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And then at one point yesterday, that's, that's what we got.
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Yes, I did go to O'Hare and I had to just eat the cost of the flight in Milwaukee.
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Because once I realized, you know, some things are being said online and I
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said, well, probably just best to go to O 'Hare.
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They're worried about people getting popped, you know, with a hot one,
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well, and stuff like that.
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They're not really concerned with all that shit.
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People in the chat are already writing, Sufa Milwaukee.
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So let's, let's start.
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I kind of started in the middle.
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Let's start at the beginning.
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People are going to find this hard to believe, but you and Scarlett planned a
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nice weekend of making a documentary about the quartering.
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And somehow it all went off the rails and shit got a little fucked up, which,
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you know, it never happens.
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So we, you know, so now what, what was the original walk us through the original plan
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from the time you get to the United States last week?
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Well, I'll start before there were a couple of friends of mine who suggested
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this, this mission, I guess you could say for me.
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And I wanted to see Scarlett.
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And so already.
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And, you know, I said, okay, sounds good.
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And they kind of, I don't think taught me into it.
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I didn't need too much talking.
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But yeah, that was the idea to go and do something documentary on the quartering.
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I wanted to do an IRL stream on, what was that?
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Saturday, I guess.
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And, you know, things went awry.
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I'm not here to slam Scarlett, by the way, or anything bad about it.
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Hey, Ethan, you're both Toe Boys.
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I can't take sides on this.
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Yeah, I, that's not, that's not my goal here.
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But, but yeah, you know, things, things went awry a little bit.
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And, but yeah, that was the original idea.
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And I said, yeah, that sounds good because I want to
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come up to Wisconsin anyway and see Scarlett again.
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So that was, that's what got me there.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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And then if I sound tired, because I just got
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home literally like three or four hours ago.
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So it was quite a journey.
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Yeah.
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So wait a minute.
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Let me, now I'm jumping around because I'm a terrible interviewer.
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But you said you just got home a few hours ago.
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So were the, did you send some or, or I could be misunderstanding them.
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Did you send some misdirection tweets out there where you're
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like, I'm back in Mexico, like at some point yesterday.
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And then you actually just got to Mexico not too long ago.
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Or did you spend a lot of time at the airport or were there some connecting flights?
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How did that work?
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It was connecting.
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I had to stay in Mexico City for a minute.
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And in Mexico City Airport, if you've ever been there, it's kind of a madhouse.
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And they can sometimes, they say that they revealed the gate an hour before,
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but sometimes it's like, you know, 30 minutes before.
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And so yeah, eventually I did get from Mexico City to Merida.
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So yeah, I was in Mexico City for a minute.
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Okay.
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So you go and you're going to make this documentary about Jeremy.
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I'm assuming Scarlett's all on board for it.
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So what happened with, because the last thing I saw before you went into that
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magic to gathering place is you said, well, somebody's taken a long time to get ready.
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So what caused you to, like for you to pursue
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the Jeremy thing and for her to hang back?
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Well, again, I don't want to speak for her.
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Just you.
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Just you.
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That was not a slam on her, by the way.
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That was kind of a joke about, you know, this woman taking a while to get ready.
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We all do it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And I joked about, of course, I'm the fashionista.
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It's me.
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I'm well known for a stylish fashion.
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But your hat, your hat always matches your outfit.
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It took a bit.
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And then, you know, we were on the way and things kind of went awry from there.
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So I didn't get to do the IRL stream, unfortunately, but I
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would hope people would understand why that didn't happen.
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Okay.
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Yeah, go ahead.
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So the IRL stream doesn't happen.
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When does the, and again, you can do this without trashing her.
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Just tell us the facts as you see them.
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What caused the contention?
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What caused the split up where, you know, she says
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you took off with your laptop, with her laptop.
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Explain the laptop situation and all of that stuff.
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Walk us through that.
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Well, I didn't have her laptop.
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I don't really want to go into that because it's, you
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know, I don't know what no walk is up to exactly, but...
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Uh-oh.
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Are you there?
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Did we get disconnected?
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Uh-oh.
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Ethan, we lost you.
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Oh, no.
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Tops found him.
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We're just getting in.
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We're just getting into the laptop and he's...
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Motherfucker!
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Did you not power your phone?
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It's fine.
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It's at 100.
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It's plugged in as we speak.
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Oh, he disconnects.
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There he is.
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He's back.
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All right.
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I'm just... He just disconnected because we're trying
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to get people not to click this so we can put it up.
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So the laptop thing, you said you didn't necessarily want to go too much detail up.
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Just tell us what you feel comfortable with.
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We're all...
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Because, you know, we get it from Scarlett and sometimes those can be, and I'm not
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shitting on her, those can be a little disjointed and hard to follow.
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So what you feel comfortable telling us about how you guys parted company this
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time, the laptop, the car, everything like that?
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Walk us through what you can.
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Well, as far as the car goes, you know, I'm not trying to
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throw any shade or anything like that as what happened there.
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If I need to go into full detail at some point, I will.
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I'm not trying to get anybody in trouble, basically anything like that.
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And so, but yeah, there was an issue with the sob and look, I have to take some of
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the blame on the home because I should have, you
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know, done the stream two or three days earlier.
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So I'll take the blame for that.
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And so we're rushing, I had, and she actually watched
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part of her video just this morning, actually.
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And she had canceled my flight where I got the refund and got to stay an extra day.
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So I could do more of what I came there to do.
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And it just kind of fell apart going to Milwaukee.
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And so, yeah, that's what happened.
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And I did have a flight booked out of Milwaukee.
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I at first said I was going to a hair that was not believed.
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And then I actually did go to a hair.
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Okay.
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When did you find out that the Milwaukee police were looking for you?
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Well, I saw some tweets on Twitter.
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I actually didn't watch the video at the time, but I
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it's like good luck to mke part two and stuff like that.
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And you can't you can't check in until well, you can't cross
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the gates until the security until like four or five A.M.
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And it was, I don't know, two or three.
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And, you know, this is the same place I had a
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problem in, you know, a month or so ago, right.
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And so these people know me.
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I did talk to an officer they're asking about, you
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know, where my gate would be and all this stuff.
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But eventually, I decided to vacate the premises.
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So I'm going to drink a water.
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It's not so much.
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But yeah, so I just decided to go to Chicago.
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It was quite an extensive Uber ride to go to Chicago.
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How much I was wondering how much isn't I'm sorry to ask the Larry King questions
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here, but how much is an Uber from Milwaukee to Chicago?
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Well, I, you know, I say expensive, but not as bad as you might think.
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It was $175, I believe.
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So I mean, and then I had another fight.
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I will say that again, without getting too much into our personal relationship,
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I have talked to her yesterday and since and she
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helped me yesterday with a flight situation, we'll say.
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And so I'm not here to trash her.
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I realize some people might want that or whatever.
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Well, we're going to get to that part where things stand right now.
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Do you know what you kind of alluded to it that you may be sure you may not be sure?
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What is the Milwaukee Police Department's involvement in this now?
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Because I have a feeling like my opinion on it is that the Milwaukee Police
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Department will be like, good, he's fucking gone.
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We're done.
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Like who gives a shit?
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Move on.
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Like basically the Marcellus Wallace, once you're gone, you stay gone.
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Yeah, I think, you know, if I would have hung around there and started arguing with
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them and stuff like that, even though I was not fucked up, believe it or not,
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at that point.
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And, you know, I just thought that was a really bad idea.
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And Wisconsin, not my favorite state.
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I do care for Scarlett, but yeah, I just thought it was time.
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It was time to go to Chi Town.
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Do you regret not getting the quartering content?
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Yes.
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What was the plan there?
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Well, I do have some, but I wanted to do an irel stream or two
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and also go around and interview people and talk to people.
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And I did talk to some people that didn't want to go on camera, but like do
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something a little bit different than just the irel stream alone.
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And I may have bitten off a little more than I could chew on that.
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And it's not her fault.
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It's really kind of both.
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We get volatile sometimes.
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And she's like me in a certain way.
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And, you know, we argue or whatever.
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And that's not the majority.
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I know this is going to sound like coke or whatever, but we had like a perfect day.
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And so we got in that car to go to Milwaukee.
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And historically, you may not know this about me, but I get a little uppity,
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a little nervous just being in a car in the passenger seat in the first place,
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even though I've almost died as the driver like 20 times.
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Because you have no control, right?
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I don't know if this makes sense, right?
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You have no control over what's going on.
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And so I'm already, you could maybe call it PTSD because I've been in so many wrecks.
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And so, you know, I blame the car ride mostly.
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And so, yeah, it just didn't turn out.
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I'll tell you this.
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You say that you two are very volatile or whatever.
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I do want to let you know you do a good job of hiding it from the public.
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Yeah.
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No, you never would have guessed until I just revealed it.
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I brought you here to talk about the quartering.
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I had no idea this other stuff was even going on.
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You guys kept it out of the headlines.
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The thing is, like, most of the times we've had arguments or whatever.
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They've happened in the car.
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So, I don't know.
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I take some of blame myself.
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We were going to go on, let's see, Friday, she was really tired.
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And I just thought it wouldn't be a good idea to go that
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day because she didn't have much sleep and all this stuff.
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And so, I just let her sleep.
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Saturday, that... actually, that was Thursday we were supposed to go.
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And then, I don't know, the days are mixed up.
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Yeah, the days run together when you don't sleep a lot.
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But we were going to go, yeah.
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So, I think it was Thursday.
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And then that didn't happen.
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And then, I changed the flight.
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And then we tried to go again.
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And then, you know, the dispute happened.
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So... So, could you have spent, do you regret
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not taking a day to clean that fucking apartment?
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Because, holy shit, bro.
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Now, you know, her apartment's really nice, actually.
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Is it?
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Because on the streams, it looks like it looks cluttered.
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Well, you know, I... She, as Sasha Mista, as I learned too earlier, and she has a,
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you know, bunch of clothes and stuff like that.
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But, no, it wasn't like...
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So, it's like college dorm messy.
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Yeah, you could say that.
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But what I'm saying is, it wasn't like, oh my god, how can I be here?
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Not at all.
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It's kind of a little cozy spot.
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They're in Madison.
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Madison's actually a very beautiful city.
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And so... Yeah.
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I've lived in Minnesota my whole life.
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The entire state of Wisconsin can be sunk into the ocean with an iron fist.
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Fuck all those people.
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Let me fucking cheese.
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I would never say that.
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Cheesy.
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Fuck suckers, all of them.
16:43
Let me ask you this.
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You know, people, I think people are going to be mad when they hear this because I
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think a lot of people, you're a natural eel.
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I can identify with that.
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A lot of people probably when they heard this was going to happen, they were like,
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oh, this is going to be the snakening of Ralph and Scarlett.
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And it's going to be a war.
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And it's going to be a feud.
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And we can't help but notice that you're couching your words very carefully.
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You're speaking very carefully is not to say anything bad.
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It sounds like maybe you two are in the process of some sort of reconciliation.
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I hope so.
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I'll just say we talked extensively yesterday and I still wish the best for her.
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Everything I said, possibly about her, I still stand by that.
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I just, it's just honestly, the car rides and sometimes, I don't know, I just had
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the feeling that first day and then we had plenty of sleep.
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The next time we went and it still just did not go off.
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Maybe we go for more walks.
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Well, I just too, because I'm about to do a show and I have to
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do all these things and set it up and make sure it goes right.
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And she's trying to look her best and putting
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on all these cool clothes and all this stuff.
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So it's two different types of anxiety, I guess you could say.
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And I usually don't get anxious, but IRL streams a little bit.
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Yeah.
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And this was kind of a big one.
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And so I thought, come on, we got to go.
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And we were already a little behind schedule.
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But like I said, I take some of the blame for that myself.
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So you're right.
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People would expect me to come on here and trash her and slam her.
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That's not... Ralph, you're not even cutting a promo.
18:37
You're not even hollering.
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This is like a 60 minute sit down, Ralph, that we're getting here.
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So you guys must really be well on the road to forgiveness.
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I, like I said, I don't want to get into private
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conversations, but she helped me greatly yesterday.
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And I think I put out a tweet.
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I think people, some folks can't really understand how
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I can go from a really volatile argument to lovey-dovey.
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If you've been in one of these type of
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situations, you know how easily that can happen.
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Hey, Ralph.
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I've been there.
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Right.
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Yeah, that's okay.
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I just want to say, I just want to say, I hope it ends better for you.
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I'd say if I were Ralph, I wouldn't want to be that comparison.
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No, you know what, Ralph, you don't want your relationships compared to my past ones.
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I'm just saying, like, I see some people in
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disbelief and, you know, why is he not slamming her?
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And she said these things and he said these things.
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And, you know, I, you know, that was then and now is now.
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And I don't know.
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I can't sit here and give you, even if I knew the status of our,
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you know, relationship or anything like that.
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I'll just say, I don't have anything bad to say about her.
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Johnny, there's only one, so there's only one explanation for this, the fact that
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she's still helping him, the fact that they're still talking very nicely.
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There's only one explanation.
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And that is, she like it away is dick taste.
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Probably.
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Yeah.
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I would imagine she enjoys it.
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She misses the raffle load.
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She like it a sauce.
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Yeah.
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She like it a juice.
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We had a lot of she like it a juice.
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Hey, Ralph, she like it a juice.
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You get a you get more juice for her.
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We had a great time overall.
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And, you know, I tried to get her to do this before.
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Maybe I shouldn't say this because this is a private moment,
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but she broke out her guitar started playing a song for me.
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And she's very talented.
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And I don't think everybody knows that.
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I'd never, well, she showed me videos, but I'd never seen her play live.
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And so she's deeper than people think.
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Hey, hey, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan, you like it a Scarlet.
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I get you more Scarlet.
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So here's my idea.
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I got an idea.
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So we're finding solutions here.
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Number one, you guys take more walks rather than more drives.
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Number two, this is a novel concept.
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I think you should roll with this next to this beautiful country.
21:27
It's a Yucatan Peninsula.
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She comes to Mexico next.
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Change of scenery might help.
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Well, you know, that's been discussed before.
21:37
And, you know, maybe who knows.
21:39
I think if you want me to just totally tell the truth, I think, you know,
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I have some things I need to take care of in my own private life.
21:52
I mean, these six years have been insane.
21:54
And, you know, I kind of, I didn't fall off the wagon.
21:58
I kind of jumped off the wagon.
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What a reason.
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I don't think I've been as well as I was before.
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But still, you know, there's some things I need to take care of.
22:07
Well, dude, you're getting old as fuck.
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That's what's going on.
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You're getting old as fuck.
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That happens.
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Yeah.
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I've told you I'm kind of actually like, I was like, man, 40 years old,
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I'm feeling it every single second of those.
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I mean, you, I mean, you'll look it.
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No, I'm scared.
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I don't have more hair, man.
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It's been a long flight to God.
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Well, yeah, the flight is, sorry if I sound too tired.
22:30
I guess I could get hyped up if you want.
22:32
But like, yeah, tell me what a bitch she is.
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You know, I'm just.
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Sorry.
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I'm talking normally.
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Yeah.
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I have an idea.
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Okay.
22:42
So you're, you're, you're open to the idea of her coming to Mexico.
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I'm going to throw out a solution.
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And I think Johnny endorses it 100%.
22:49
You know, you know what I think can fix all this?
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What?
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Just have a kid.
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Oh, dear.
22:57
I was going to suggest like, like a driver.
23:00
No, no, no, no.
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Just knock her up.
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Uh, that's been suggested.
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Yes.
23:07
Ralph a baby.
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Ralph a baby.
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Ralph a baby.
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Yes.
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Just fucking have a kid with her.
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And then she'll settle down.
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You guys, she can move to Mexico and you guys can live there.
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You can raise a little Mexican white Wisconsin Memphis baby in the heart of Mexico.
23:29
I think this is the way to go.
23:32
It's been discussed.
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I think they have rushed into that type of decision a couple of times before.
23:39
Yeah, right.
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But you know what I'm saying?
23:41
The third time's a charm.
23:43
Yeah, I didn't shut up the kill section.
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Yeah, I know.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you know, I, I don't know if that's the
23:53
best idea to just rush into something like that.
23:56
If I, okay, if I just, is there a way I can bully you into this?
24:01
Like if I call you a fag for like an hour straight,
24:03
will you be like, I'll prove to him, hold, I'm not gay.
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And then you guys just have a kid?
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Probably not.
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Although I do think you have one up on me.
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So I do have to kind of... Right.
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You got to catch up to me.
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Spending someone's relationship far apart.
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The kid's the answer.
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Yeah.
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I mean, that might actually be the way.
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That might not convince you though, because if you get, if we get into that,
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I'd be like, because my whole thing is, thank
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God I didn't have a kid with the last one.
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So like, you might, I'm not going to sell you on that idea.
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If we go down, don't, don't make it a me comparison,
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because I'm worried that's going to fall apart.
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And that's not going to get us Ralpha Scarlett, baby.
24:46
I, uh, um, yeah.
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Well, you know, I also have people in my chat, a couple of, I won't say a logs,
24:56
but people poking me, uh, the super chat say that,
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uh, because I say, well, I have two white children.
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How many you have?
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And they said, well, really, you need three to give, get above replacement rates.
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That's true.
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So you've got, uh, and so, uh, you know, uh,
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we'll see, uh, what happens on that score.
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Do you know how, do you know how amp Scarlett
25:16
would be to have a pure bread white baby?
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Uh, again, I don't want to speak for her.
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We, we definitely had, uh, conversations, uh, like that, but like it's also is,
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you know, things need to be taken care of in our own lives, if that makes sense.
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I don't speak for her.
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I'm speaking for myself.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I get it.
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I get that part, but like, fuck it.
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And I have a kid in probably one in New York and we're going to Wisconsin.
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Can I, can I really spread out the map as far as possible?
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I don't know.
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There's only a, there's only one way you'll know for sure.
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You got to try.
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Yeah.
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I, you know, uh, we talked about that.
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I don't think joked around about it, but yeah, we've talked about it.
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And I don't know.
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I, I just, I told her this.
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I want the best for her.
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It's a shame that, um, you know, uh, I have
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to vacate the, the area and go to Chicago.
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Just say, just say flee the country.
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You're sorry you had to flee the country.
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There's no warrant out on me.
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No, no.
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I just love that you gave the cops the slip.
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Well, you know what, I said this one to her, but, uh, one of the girl boss cops
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got on the phone and started to ask me questions and I told her to get fucked.
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That's literally what I said.
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At a point, at a point, treat them like mushrooms,
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Ralph, feed them shit and keep them in the dark.
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Well, as she said, that's not how this works.
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That ain't how it fucking works.
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Have you read the fucking constitution, you dumb bitch?
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And so then I hung up her phone.
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So, uh, and I went to O'Hare.
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Well, I, I tell you what, man, the breaking news out of this is that
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Scarla Ralphababy is in the air.
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Like it's a, you know what?
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She might lend a hook in your ass.
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I don't know if you watch the Hulk documentary, but she just went off her
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birth control and then got, Nick Hogan came along.
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So who knows?
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Yeah, I mean, who knows?
27:24
And I know maybe this is not, uh, you know, it's firebrand and some people
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wanted, but I didn't want that because, um, you know, I just came here to talk
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about what happened as much as I feel comfortable about that.
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And, uh, you know, I didn't come here to trash her or say a bunch of bad things.
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We both said things on Twitter, uh, that, uh, uh, don't speak for her.
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I don't, uh, again, but I think we both, uh, regret that, but it's happened before
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and we're both fiery and, you know, I, I'm home now.
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This is my home, Merida, Mexico.
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Um, I'm gonna, I'm gonna read you a few of these.
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I think some of these people are trying to get you fired up.
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I got three or four of these.
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And, uh, this is from Joey Caravello.
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Uh, he, with a dollar, he says, how much is it
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for me to eat out Scarlett's butt for an hour?
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Get him Ralph.
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I'll take the uniform.
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I cannot tell you, you would have to get that price on your own.
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Uh, I'm not sure.
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All right.
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Uh, I didn't pay, uh, but yeah, uh, I couldn't tell you.
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Uh, Los Federales with a dollar says, Hey,
28:32
Ethan, no one knows or gives a shit who you are.
28:35
This conversation has the excitement of a stillborn.
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Don't say that.
28:38
We're talking about having babies here and getting
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interviewed by Aaron isn't exactly making it.
28:43
Now, obviously I disagree.
28:44
Uh, but go ahead.
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Please tell us more.
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Well, I'm one of the most famous people in online history.
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So I really don't have to say anything else other than that.
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I mean, you know, the, the records.
28:57
I think, I think you and Scarlett are definitely back
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together because none of this is getting under your skin.
29:02
I think all's good in the world.
29:04
And you guys are trying to play it close to the vest.
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God bless.
29:07
Uh, DP.
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Yeah, go ahead.
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Really much.
29:10
DP granny with a dollar says, the biggest thing we can all take from this is that
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Ralph is a total faggot that can't keep his bitch on a leash.
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Ralph can talk all the shit he wants, but
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he will always be considered a total faggot.
29:23
Ralph, get him.
29:25
Well, you know, I, so let me, uh, double back to another part of this.
29:32
A lot of people wanted me to go to Coordring's house and
29:35
he put out a suite and told people not to go to his house.
29:38
Now that's a good way to get arrested actually.
29:42
Somebody's supposed to say, don't go to their house.
29:44
And then you go to their house.
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Uh, you know, depends on the officer, but you could get arrested for that.
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And so I was never going, that was never in the cards.
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And as far as, you know, quote unquote, keeping a bitch on the, on the leash.
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Yeah.
29:58
Uh, you know, there are ways to do that too.
30:01
Uh, they're not, not kosher, shall we say.
30:04
Uh, you know, sometimes, uh, discretion is the better part of valor, is what I'll say.
30:10
Uh, a logatog with $5 says God's plan.
30:14
You can't stop the Ralph a male.
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You know, uh, God's plan, my arrival was imminent here in Mexico.
30:23
I, I wasn't used though that a couple of people thought that
30:27
I had faked the video and that I was still in America somehow.
30:32
No, but I got to Mexico as, uh, quickly as possible.
30:36
Cause I just didn't want to deal with the police.
30:39
They didn't have a warrant.
30:40
There isn't a warrant, but still I don't like dealing with the police.
30:43
I don't like them.
30:44
I don't respect them except for the Mexican police.
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Uh, and if you think I'm joking, they're actually so much more chill.
30:52
Uh, here in Mexico, uh, you have way more freedom.
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They're not like trying to pick at you over little stuff.
30:59
Kind of like Chicago actually, right?
31:01
Uh, and, uh, you know, well, uh, Ralph is a Mexican Fed confirmed.
31:08
Federal, they called us, uh, national, uh, guardia, I think, how they changed.
31:14
Before, before I let you go, um, there was a, the thing about, uh,
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and then we have, uh, another super chat we
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need to get to, uh, Ethan Ralph on the line.
31:24
But, uh, what was the thing about Epstein and
31:28
the project 2020 or 2030 or whatever thing?
31:31
What, what was that all about?
31:34
Uh, I don't remember that tweet.
31:36
I don't know what you're talking about.
31:38
Um, is that your, is that our, is that your official answer?
31:41
Yeah, I do not recall.
31:43
Okay.
31:44
All right.
31:44
I understand.
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Hey, hey, I'm a professional.
31:47
I understand.
31:48
Uh, shooley made off with $5 says Johnny knows about dogs on a leash.
31:53
His baby mom has him chained downstairs right now.
31:56
Johnny, you're catching strays out here.
31:58
Yeah.
31:58
I didn't do anything to serve that.
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I'm not chained downstairs.
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I'm free to move.
32:02
You don't need to chain me.
32:03
I can't walk very well.
32:04
Yeah.
32:04
You're not chained your handcuffed and there's a big difference.
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Big difference.
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Uh, $1 from Mr. Sista.
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Oh, thank God.
32:13
He's not calling me.
32:14
What is it?
32:15
Kitty girl on this one?
32:16
Yeah.
32:16
He says Ralphie boy is loaded.
32:20
Uh, oh, then it's about your mom.
32:22
I don't want to say, you know, I don't feel comfortable reading shit about his mom.
32:26
That's not nice.
32:27
Um, but you don't sound, you don't sound loaded.
32:29
You sound exhausted though.
32:31
No, you can.
32:32
Yeah, I am.
32:33
Uh, but no, go ahead and read it.
32:34
Okay.
32:35
Uh, when Sandra, that's your mom, right?
32:38
Yeah.
32:38
Okay.
32:39
When Sandra went to hell, he put his retarded brother in a retard home and took
32:42
all the inheritance for himself and drank and Zanny shorted it away.
32:49
So, uh, no offense to my mother, but, uh,
32:52
there was not really, uh, an inheritance there.
32:56
Um, and that was partially my fault too, but regardless, um, you know, it's not
33:02
like, uh, I don't know, I was two, three grand something like that.
33:07
Uh, property, I did inherit, et cetera.
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My brother already, not that it's any of their fucking business, my brother.
33:15
But regardless, uh, he already lived in that assisted living facility because he
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has, uh, cerebral palsy, uh, and he's one year, uh, younger
33:25
than me, actually nine months younger than me once in a while.
33:30
And so, uh, he's been there for, for, uh, a minute, uh, send the 15 years
33:38
because, uh, once, uh, cerebral palsy gets advanced, you really can't take care of
33:44
him in the home unless you're like super
33:47
rich and can hire nurses to take care of him.
33:50
He has a feeding tube that has to be monitored and all that stuff.
33:53
Not that they give a shit about it.
33:55
All right.
33:57
All right, man.
33:58
I tell you what, thank you very much for coming on and letting us know what's up.
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Uh, last final, final statement, your last word.
34:07
Are we going to see Ethan and Scarlett in
34:11
the same place together again in the future?
34:16
All right.
34:17
You never say never.
34:18
I like that.
34:19
That's a work in answer right there, as they say in the wrestling business.
34:22
That's a work in answer.
34:24
Also, then they never say never, whatever's good for business, but, uh...
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Hey, hey, bro.
34:31
Brett came back.
34:32
Brett came back.
34:33
Anybody can come back.
34:34
Anybody can do it.
34:35
That's right.
34:36
And I actually do wish her well.
34:39
I'm sorry that I, you know, went down like this this weekend, but...
34:44
I'm back home and...
34:46
Look, and I would tell you to have her call the show, but I trust you in the situation.
34:51
I'm in a lot more than I trust her in all of this.
34:55
Well, that's okay.
34:56
Yeah.
34:56
Again, you're speaking for yourself.
34:58
Yeah.
34:59
All right.
35:01
Hey, man.
35:01
It's all good.
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And thank you for, again, sorry that I'm tired.
35:05
And I didn't, like, give me, like, burning quotes or anything like that.
35:08
There was no... Nobody was going to be happy with this, because I think a lot of
35:13
people wanted an exciting, dramatic, confrontational thing with you and her.
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And I kind of knew before you even called in.
35:20
That wasn't going to happen.
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I just wanted to hear the story.
35:24
Well, I appreciate it, brother.
35:25
And I hope you have a good rest of your moment.
35:28
All right.
35:28
Stay safe and have a baby.
35:32
Goodbye.
35:32
All right.
35:33
Bye.
Translation: He showed up without a tight plan and folded under pressure.