šŸ· The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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30+GameOvers said:
"I'm going to marry him"
Why didn't you back in Vegas?
Imagine being so unhinged even Adolwulf is looking sane in comparison.
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Iā€™m curious is the marriage talk is just a ploy for attention or sheā€™s serious. (As much as a mentally ill drug addict can be serious) or both.

She hit the whore conundrum. guys want to fuck her, but very few are interested in anything other than using her as a cum dumpster. In fact, the only way another human will tolerate her is due to being horny. The old Saab, driving stick, dropping author names, hating Jews, cheerleading fag fascists that hate women, etcā€¦even all those faux personality substitutes havenā€™t resulted in a person that wants to spend anytime with her with clothes on.

Ralph is the desperate man who will listen to her for hours and tell her how cool she is for driving a Saab and waving books around. In return she pays for his flights, drugs and cheap hotels. But I think Delaney finally realized heā€™s broke, not famous and she has a lot of leverage. She wants marriage (and the ensuing attention, validation and drama it would create) since he canā€™t offer an audience online or money.

She needs to fly Ralph in to meet her parents asap. Things always get so much better when Ralph to meet his GFā€™s parents. (Actually Ralph being forced to meet any normal adults over 25 is hilarious. Heā€™s hit the wall where he can only emotionally/ intellectually relate to people under 24, but people under 24 think heā€™s a creepy, weird old man.)
 
Scarlett called in just before to (attempt to) go over her own history with Chrissie Mayr. There's not much in it worth clipping so I'm just going to post the whole call. Scarlett alleges Chrissie was also sweeping for Matt Mead (allegedly) abusing her. Ralph ends the call by telling Scar to go work on the Scarstream that will definitely be starting up soon (they even have a discord groupchat and a tard wrangler for her).

 
Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
Scarlett called in just before to (attempt to) go over her own history with Chrissie Mayr. There's not much in it worth clipping so I'm just going to post the whole call. Scarlett alleges Chrissie was also sweeping for Matt Mead (allegedly) abusing her. Ralph ends the call by telling Scar to go work on the Scarstream that will definitely be starting up soon (they even have a discord groupchat and a tard wrangler for her).

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Oh right the scarstream that Ralph was setting up "over the weekend" two months ago (after declaring that in a few weeks Scarlett would have to prove she's a reformed blacked whore before he impregnated her)?
 
Scar loved Matt Mead. He gave her his grandmother's ring. She said she was going to marry him, until he dumped her because he would no longer tolerate her insanity.

Scar loved Chrissy Mayer. She has a picture of her on the back of her cell phone, until Chrissy dumped her because she would no longer tolerate her insanity.

As long as someone will tolerate her insanity she will love them. The moment they stop she will seek their destruction.
 
Mean Reds said:
As long as someone will tolerate her insanity she will love them. The moment they stop she will seek their destruction.
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Thank god she's lost any and all credibility. I'm glad da Ralphamale has to deal with the constant, completely unnecessary and valueless, anxiety that is Scarlett.
 
Piggy is missing his horse and the good old cozy days.
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When his girlfriend wasn't utterly insane, he had more than 50 real viewers and the donos weren't mostly fake.
 
Is there any lore on who Ralph's first actual girlfriend was? I can't see him living with mommy and having a normal girlfriend in his younger days. Plus he looked the Goodyear Blimp with face.
I am just assuming whoever she was she was also immature and mentally ill like Scarlett, Meigh and Faith.
 
Stiffy said:
Is there any lore on who Ralph's first actual girlfriend was? I can't see him living with mommy and having a normal girlfriend in his younger days. Plus he looked the Goodyear Blimp with face.
I am just assuming whoever she was she was also immature and mentally ill like Scarlett, Meigh and Faith.
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She was actually a genius. A real egghead.
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Stiffy said:
Is there any lore on who Ralph's first actual girlfriend was? I can't see him living with mommy and having a normal girlfriend in his younger days. Plus he looked the Goodyear Blimp with face.
I am just assuming whoever she was she was also immature and mentally ill like Scarlett, Meigh and Faith.
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didnā€™t Gator say she aborted Ralphā€™s first child?
 
he is circlin back to a year ago, when all he had left was 10-20 real viewers at any given time. 4 consecutive scammed goals/trips will get you there.

he deffo is cutting back on his own bot purchase. only relies on rumble bots now.
 
Mussoliniā€™s Merkin said:
Thatā€™s still a botted amount though, thereā€™s simply no way 231 people are watching a Ralph snoozefest, 31 is a far more plausible number.
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Here is your answer:
sufferhorse said:
only relies on rumble bots now.
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I've always been confident the number of viplikes bots was wrong 250+ since he's never really crossed the 500+ viewer threshold outside of when he buys 1500 bots for megastreams. However, I've never been able to out a thumb on the number of natural Rumblebots since we have no way to know how the algorithm determines bot dispersement.

I know you can't base numbers off chatters alone, since not everyone who watches will chat, but you also kinda feel that people who willingly watch da KILLSTREAM are alot more likely to engage with da chat. It's not like Ralph's tiny audience watches Ralph for his deep insight. They watch it to engage with him because that's the only plausible reason to watch him. IMO, you'd expect around 80%+ of the people who watch da KILLSTREAM to engage in chat, and that's a conservative percentage. You could probably guestimate total number of humans by just adding 20% to the total number of chatters throughout a full KILLSTREAM and be pretty damn accurate.

For reference once more with two thoughts:
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1. God, I hope he's not buying the smaller packages (25, 50, or 100) now. Buying bots on Rumble is already pathetic, but being too poor to buy Rumble bots while still buying Rumble bots is just something else.

2. While I'm sure the 'BEST SELLING' tag is some arbitrary label, I'd find it hilarious if that label is on their solely due to Ralph. What's worse is that's not all that improbable because who the fuck else is buying bots on Rumble? I'm not saying Ralph is the only one, but he might actually be the only one.
 
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